The Spice Of Life and Other Light Quips
A youth buys two leather Bibles one for himself and one to help convert a casino ringleader. Clerks and patrons trade quips on gambling debts, odds, and a Johnson Kennedy portrait joke, plus wisecracks on husbands and memory.
The Old Jests and Shady Deals of Southern Tales
A collection of old time quips and scenes from the Deep South with humorous lines about gender, money, and misdirection. A former salesman hawks used television sets while claiming a lady’s prior ownership. A governor jokes about Democrats as a farmer introduces his brood. A barber explains an accidental haircut while a Bourbon Canasta game tightens the mood.
U S Birth Rate Drops to 1936 Level in 1966
Washington reports that the U S birth rate fell to 18.5 per 1000 in 1966, the lowest since 1936, with total births at 3,629,000, down 131,000 from 1965. The fertility rate slipped to 91.8 per 1000 women, the lowest since 1957 but above 1933-39 levels.
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Washington
United States
Public Health Service
PHS
Darkness Brings Crime Increase in Winter Hours
The Street and Highway Safety Lighting Bureau warns crime rises in darkness with longer night periods. Spokesmen urge pedestrians and drivers to avoid dimly lit streets and alleys as Library of Congress data show violent crimes occur twelve times more often at night than by day.
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Bureau
Library of Congres
Speculation on Martian life dates to telescope invention
The idea that life may exist on Mars emerged after the telescope made distant worlds visible. Early observers linked planetary features to possible life, fueling debates about life on neighboring planets and the nature of the cosmos.
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Mars
IRS Computer Keeps Eye On All Taxpayers
The article explains automatic data processing at IRS centers, detailing how tax returns are digitized onto computer cards and tapes for Martinsburg West Virginia processing. It notes massive volumes, detection of discrepancies, and human checks on large refunds, with prior increases in reported taxes due to computer verification.
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IRS
ADP
Internal Revenue Service
National Computer Center
Martinsburg
W. Va
Blackerby-Stegall Wedding Planned
Mr and Mrs S D Blackerby of Whitewright announce the engagement of their daughter Susan Louann to Herman Stegall son of Mr and Mrs Fred Stegall of Livingston Alabama The couple describe Susan Louann a Whitewright High School graduate now a sophomore at Grayson County College Herman Stegall a Livingston High School graduate and Meridian School of X Ray Technology senior The wedding is set for June 10 at Marvin Methodist Church east of Whitewright.
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S. D. Blackerby
Whitewright
Susan Louann
Herman Stegall
Fred Stegall
Livingston
Ala
Miss Blackerby
Whitewright High School
Grayson County College
Mr. Stegall
Livingston High School
Livingston State College
Meridian School of X-Ray Technology
Meridian
Miss
Marvin Methodist Church
First organized sport in America horse racing began in New York
The article notes that America's first organized sport was horse racing, initiated in New York in 1664, marking an early development in American sporting history.
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America
New York
Whitewright City Commissioner Candidates Reach Ballot Race
The April 4 election will feature two holdover members and two new contenders for city commissioner. Filing closed March 4 with Charlie Ayres and Jack Meador seeking reelection while Sonny Smith and Bussy Thornhill oppose them. In school board races, Dick Walker seeks reelection and Charles Skaggs runs for the seat vacated by Wallace Wilson, who is not seeking reelection. the Whitewright School Board election is set for April 1.
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Charlie Ayres
Jack Meador
Sonny Smith
Bussy Thornhill
Whitewright
Dick Walker
Charles Skaggs
Wallace Wilson
Readers urge cuts in federal budget and programs
A rural letter to the editor cites cost concerns in Johnson's proposed 172.4 billion budget and questions pay rises at the Arms Control and Disarmament Agency. The writer notes Wind River housing for Indians and local tax protests, urging Congress to plug spending leaks while residents lament limited local excitement.
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Harold Collier
Illinois
Johnson
Congress
Congresman Collier
Collier
U.S. Arms Control and Disarmament Agency
Ed Doolittle
Onc
Zeke Grubb
Wind River
Wyoming
Zeke
Bug Hookum
Denison Man James R. Ireland Dies at 67 Funeral Held
James R. Ireland of Denison, 67, died Monday. Funeral services were held Wednesday at Denison with burial in Fairview Cemetery. Born August 27, 1899 near Tom Bean, he was a World War I veteran and an electrician. Survivors include son Larry Dale Ireland of Arlington, daughter Elsie Joyce Parker of Grand Prairie, four brothers and three sisters, and five grandchildren.
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Denison
James R. Ireland
Fairview
Ireland
Tom Bean
Larry Dale Ireland
Arlington
Elsie Joyce Parker
Grand Prairie
Bill Ireland
Whitewright
John
Edwin Ireland
Sherman
Frank Ireland
Dallas
H. O. Miller
Clyde Craig
Roswell, N. M
James Patterson
el Paso
Bassett 87 Dies Sudden In Sulphur Springs
L. W. Bassett, 87, died suddenly in Sulphur Springs on Tuesday. Funeral services were held there Wednesday afternoon. Survivors include two sons, one of whom is Floyd Bassett of Whitewright, one daughter, and several grandchildren.
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L. W. Bassett
Sulphur Springs
Floyd Bassett
Whitewright
Steam Railroad Still Operating In Arkansas
The Reader Railroad, the last regular all steam powered line in the U S, has shifted schedules to run passenger service on Saturdays. President T W M Long of Shreveport La says trains run Tuesday Thursday and Saturday from Reader Ark to Waterloo Ark, with a morning Read er departure at 10 30 a m and return by 4 30 p m. The line serves timber and oil areas and added passenger coaches in 1962.
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Reader
United States
T. W. M. Long
Shreveport
Ark
Waterloo
Forign
Long
More Cooking Might Reduce High Food Bill
Secretary Orville L. Freeman told the Senate Agriculture Committee that more home cooking by housewives could lower family food costs. He noted a 35 percent rise in food costs over 20 years while farm prices fell, attributing much of the increase to taxes wages promotion and packaging in prepared foods like TV dinners.
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Washington
Orville L. Freeman
Freeman
Senate Agriculture Committee
Texans warn 18 to 21 year olds face deadliest driving period
DANGER PERIOD AGE 18 21 Texans for Traffic Safety cites Texas Department of Public Safety records showing more people in the 18 to 21 age bracket are killed in motor vehicle crashes than any other age group.
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Texans For Traffic Safety
Texas Department of Public Safety
New Tax Plan Would Tax Social Security Income More
Treasury official outlines Johnson proposal to tax Social Security pensions by removing the exemption and merging it into a single allowance. Under the plan, individuals 65 plus face phased exemptions ending at 7 900 dollars and couples at 15 200. The change would shift taxes for about 2 3 million elderly taxpayers, with 500 000 new entrants and 1 4 million paying less.
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Washington
Johnson
Treasury
Stanley Surrey
Surrey
Friday Literary Club Observes Texas Independence Day
The Friday Literary Club met March 3 at Mrs. O M Whedbee's home with seventeen members. Mrs. Kenneth Frisby led the program as roll call named Texas governors. Mrs. C J Meador sketched the Governor and wife and the Mansion. Mrs. Jim Robinson recited the State Capitol story. Business reports covered the Public Library open house set for April 9 and refreshments were served. The next meeting March 17 will be at Mrs. George Hight for an Easter program.
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O. M. Whedbee
Kenneth Frisby
Texas
C. J. Meador
Jim Robinson
State Capitol
George Hight
Down Memory Lane 1922 and 1932 Highlights
In March 1922 Ben Smith was stabbed to death as a Chaminade Club program unfolds. The 1922 list notes first grade honor roll honorees and names multiple participants. The 1932 items include J M Sturdivant's mayoral bid for Whitewright, a Lindberg Jr kidnapping ransom case, deaths of Mrs Horace Thompson and Barry Garner, plus a marriage of Robert N Cole and Rosa Mae Scott and other local notes.
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Ben Smith
Mildred Holcomb
Josephine Pierce
Marjorie Holland
Tommie Chenoweth
Jo Hesland
Elizabeth May
Claudia Hodge
Chaminade Club
Allen Warden
Thomas Mce Millin
Dorotha Reeves
Fennis Partridge
Mary Frances Smith
Gerald Powell
Madge Sears
Sherman Thornhill
Homer Lee Sears
Leora Short
Princess Compton
Thomas Gillett
Jack Montgomery
Marion Muse
Oleta Chambers
Louvenia Gallaher
Mildred Harp
Mazelle Looney
Emmagene Sears
Clyde Johnson
Charles A. Lindberg Jr
Col
Charles Lindberg
Horace Thompson
Robert N. Cole
Rosa Mae Scott
Barry Garner
L. E. Garner
Frances Delfel Dies After Illness
Forty years ago on March 3 1927 Frances Delfel died Monday morning The Kentuckytown Club met with Miss Viva Phillips Junior B Y P U program featured Grady Faye Coley Inez Coffey Ira May Dwight Coley Joe Meador and Mary Gee Wood were listed among participants
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Frances Delfel
Kentuckytown Club
Viva Phillips
Grady Faye Coley
Inez Coffey
Ira May
Dwight Coley
Joe Meador
Mary Gee Wood
Local News Briefs From The Enterprise Area
James Birt Phillips sustained a head gash with several stitches after a fall into a rock pit on Sunday. A daughter was born to Mr and Mrs Will Martin on February 28. The Enterprise school house burned down on Thursday morning. R S Morehead died Friday at the home of Mr and Mrs O L Jones. John R Burk died Sunday in a Sherman hospital.
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James Birt Phillips
Will Martin
Enterprise School
R. S. Morehead
O. L. Jones
John R. Burk
Sherman
PT Association Observes Public School Week
The Parent-Teacher Association held its monthly meeting Tuesday in the Elementary School library to observe Texas Public School Week. Mrs. David Johnson's third grade won the room count. Sam P. Hooper and Clint Hennig spoke. Parents toured Science Fair work. refreshments were served. next meeting is April 11 at 7:30 p.m. in the Elementary School gym with the program Sing a Song of Sixpence.
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Parent-Teacher Association
Texas
David Johnson
Sam P. Hooper
Clint Hennig
First Methodist Church Worship and Meetings
Rev. George Topper leads services with Sunday School at 10:00 a.m. Morning worship at 11:00 a.m. M. Y. F. at 6:00 p.m. Evening worship at 7:00 p.m. Guild meeting Monday at 7:15 p.m. Choir rehearsal Wednesday at 7:00 p.m.
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First Methodist Church
George Topper
Church Calendar at First Baptist Church
Rev Dale Gore pastor schedules for March include Brotherhood sessions Bible study and worship services Thursday March 9 with 7 00 pm events and 11 00 am worship. March 16 Fidelis Class social. March 17 Special Youth Fellowship. March 18 Youth led revival with multiple choirs and trainings.
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First Baptist Church
Dale Gore
Brotherhood
W.M.A
S. S
Nursing Home
Fidelis
Presbyterian Church Sunday Schedule and Missionary Meeting
Rev. C. C. Dooley presides at 10:00 Sunday School and 11:00 worship. Missionary Society meets at the homes of Mrs. Fred Cook Sr and Miss Ruth Cook with Miss Ruth Loway as program leader at 2:30 p.m.
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Presbyterian Church
C. C. Dooley
the Missionary Society
Fred Cook Sr
Ruth Cook
Ruth Loway
Church Schedule Highlights for Mrs Janice Hall
The pastor leads the congregation with Sunday School at 9 45 a m and worship at 7 15 p m on Sundays followed by prayer meeting at 7 30 p m on Wednesdays.
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Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Times and Bible Study
Minister W E Mynatt outlines the schedule with Bible study at 10 a m worship and communion at 11 a m worship at 7 p m and Bible study for all ages at 7 30 p m.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Kentuckyown Baptist Church Services Notice
Kentuckytown Baptist Church announces schedules with Rev. Bob Saylor as pastor for Training Union at seven and Worship at seven forty five. Bethel Baptist Church lists Rev. Charles Pierce as pastor with Training Union at six thirty and Worship at seven thirty.
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Kentuckytown Baptist Church
Bob Saylor
Training Union
Whitewright Chamber of Commerce Starts Annual Membership Drive
The Whitewright Chamber of Commerce launches its yearly membership drive with volunteers assigned to contact south and north side businesses, residential areas, and outlying firms. Individual dues are two dollars. business dues scale by staff size. The inaugural Chamber banquet is set for April 14 at 7:00 pm in the High School gym, featuring Dr. Earl Williams of Dallas as speaker and tickets at 1.75 dollars.
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Whitewright Chamber of Commerce
Grand Avenue
Main Street
Dick Walker
Kenneth Frisby
North Side
Sonny Gosnell
Hermon Philley
Jack Meador
Philip Earnheart
Clint Hennig
Tom Sears
Chamber of Commerce
Earl Williams
Dallas
Miss Shepherd Weds Robert W. Layman in Whitewright
Miss Barbara Ann Shepherd and Robert W. Layman were married Saturday at First Baptist Church in a 5 p.m. ceremony conducted by Rev. C. L. Cole of Como. The bride, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Shepherd, and groom, son of Mr. and Mrs. R. L. Layman, plan to reside in Sherman after a brief honeymoon.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Barbara Ann Shepherd
Robert W. Layman
First Baptist Church
C. L. Cole
Como
A. G. Shepherd
Whitewright
R. L. Layman
Dale Gore
Kenneth Shepherd
Dorothy Shepherd
Geneva Layman
Sandra Shepherd
Rena Shepherd
Chris Layman
Roy Layman
Johnny Woodson
Kenneth Winkler
Savoy
David Woodson
Weldon Wilson
Larry Langford
Billy Skipworth
Fellowship
Sherman
Sherman. Mrs. Layman Is A 1965 Graduate of the Whitewright High School
Grayson County College
Layman
Whitewright High School
Gruman Industries
Cancer Cigarettes From Beaverton Pharmacists Stir Debate
Beaverton Oregon three pharmacists market their own brand of cigarettes with the word cancer on a black and white package. Howard Steinbach says the cigarette is meant to slow those who cannot quit and that cancer cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack. They plan an advertising program to build a national market, arguing cancer is not cheap and each pack prompts self reflection.
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Beaverton
Ore
Howard Steinbach
New York
Steinbach
Scotch vehicle pioneer builds first practical electric carriage
The first practical electric powered vehicle with wheels driven by electromagnetic motors was built in 1837 in Aberdeen, Scotland, by Robert Davidson.
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Aberdeen
Scotland
Robert Davidson
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