The Spice of Life and Other Briefs
A humor collage features a wife praising her husband, a mother demanding grading, a ghost of psychiatry, a Hollywood query about beard and beret, a jokey verse on marriage, and a woman begging a cop to spare a ticket after dental work.
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Hollywood
Middle Age View of Government Expenditures Emerges
The saying reflects a mindset where discussions of figures immediately evoke government spending. It highlights age related attitudes toward public finance and state budgets.
Relativity Quip Clips Window Dress Scene at Store
Two West Coast department store salesgirls notice a handsome window trimmer posing dress dummies with palms up and joke he is married after watching him for weeks. A light note segues to the late Dr Einstein explaining time dilation as a moment with a nice girl feels short but a hot stove seems long.
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Dr. Einstein
Prospect for life insurance provides weight data
A life insurance applicant completed an application including an accurate weight entry. The man provided the required health information as part of the submission.
Father Delivers Witty Twist on Marriage Proposal
A suitor tells the father he has asked his daughter to marry him and she accepted. The father replies that this makes him the second happiest man in the world, delivering a humorous punchline.
Woman asks husband for safety pin before race starts
As horses line up at the barrier a woman grabs her husband and asks for a safety pin in an emotional plea while frantically grabbing near her knees. A nearby shout declares that the race is off.
Winter Weeds Can Be Controlled In Lawns
College Station advice from George McBee extension pasture specialist on eliminating winter weeds with chemicals. Apply when weeds grow and before seed set. height limits for annuals noted. Coverage must be thorough. follow label directions and local agent guidance. see L-425 for details.
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College Station
George McBee
McBee
Kennedy Hairdo Sparks Male Pixie Trend At Chicago Trade Show
At the Midwest Beauty Trade Show in the Sherman Hotel Chicago experts forecast a male beauty trend as hairdos like President Kennedy’s pixie cut gain popularity. Hairdressers from Detroit Minneapolis and Toledo predict men will seek exclusive salons and privacy booths for grooming as the industry anticipates broader cosmetic adoption among men.
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Chicago
Kennedy
Detroit
Sherman Hotel
Gordon Locksley
Minneapolis
Locksley
David Laurence
Toledo
Liquor Taxes Bring In 34 Million To Texas 1960
Texas Liquor Control Board reports 1960 liquor taxes totaled 34,813,903 dollars, up from 34,583,343 in 1959. In 1960, 8 of 35 local option elections turned dry areas wet, with one area voting for all alcoholic beverages. Stills seized totaled 97 with 594,780 dollars in fines and 6,374 complaints filed.
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Austin
Texas Liquor Control Board
Harrison County
Titus County
Faith in Product on San Mateo Bridge Rescues Car
Orange juice salesman Owen Cort trusted his product and poured a quart of juice into a hot radiator after his car overheated on the San Mateo bridge. The improvised fix carried him to the toll plaza and then to a service station for proper repairs.
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San Mateo
Calif
Owen Cort
San Mateo Bridge
Texas deaths rise in 1960 with influenza peak and heart disease lead
Provisional Texas Health Department figures show 1960 deaths up seven percent from 1959 with a rate of 821.2 per 100 000. Heart disease remained the leading killer, followed by cancer, while motor vehicle deaths fell from 26.9 to 24.5 per 100 000. Nearly 249 000 births occurred with 7 200 infant and 4 200 fetal deaths.
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Texas
State Health Department
Health Department
United States
Churches Criticized For Neglect Of Aged
Fort Worth authorities accuse churches of neglectting elderly members. John H. Winters of Austin told a Fort Worth Life Underwriters luncheon that churches focus on youth while failing to support seniors. He praised public welfare workers for listening and advising elderly people.
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Fort Worth
State Commissioner of Public Welfare
John H. Winters
Austin
First Baptist
Winters
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