Spicy yokes and a late night call end in cheap night rate
A series of brief jokes unfolds a front yard quarrel between two suitors for Nellie, a hotel phone prank at 3 AM, a farmer and a junior wife, a foreign editor's boast on speed, an extra edition jab, and an audience member demanding louder sound.
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New York
Brisbane
Dog Conflict Sparks Host’s Witty Retort
A guest complains about the host’s barking dog and says they would visit more if not for the animal. The host replies with a classic line that a dog is man’s best friend, delivered without hesitation.
Rural and City Teachers and Married Life Quip
A man notes rural teachers earn $967 yearly while city teachers earn double that. A woman counters that city folk take twice as long to find a husband in town. The exchange blends economics with social humor.
Theater seating mix and audience mood in the interval
A larger couple returns to their seats after intermission and argues playfully about row positions. The wife notes the low mood as everyone works yet remains broke. The scene hints at a speed minded editor named Arthur Brisbane.
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Mary
College athlete brags on dean’s list with odd grades
A college athlete tells his father he is on the dean’s list. The father asks about grades and the student replies with three C’s a D and nine touchdowns. A mother asks what Johnny is shouting about and the father reveals he has dug a hole to bring into the house.
London Prize Defines Money as Instrument of Goods and Wrong
A London newspaper offered a cash prize for the best definition of money. The winning line declares money is an instrument that can buy you everything but happiness and pay your fare to every place but Heaven.
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London
Unrefined Sweetness: A Brown Sugar Quote Exchange
A playful exchange between a woman and a man centers on a compliment about brown sugar. She notes its sweetness yet lack of refinement, prompting a lighthearted, flirty response about rustic charm.
Man Offers Suit to Marry Daughter in Witty Exchange
A humorous exchange shows a suitor declaring intent to marry, while the father replies with a dry condition asking for name and address and suggesting he may be notified if no better match appears. The lighthearted vignette reflects period social mores and wit.
The World Limits of a Narrow Mind
A quotation on how a narrow outlook confines one's world and obstructs engagement with broader affairs. Prejudice builds walls that invention cannot remove, limiting horizons and understanding.
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Joseph Jastrow
Behind the Newspaper Supply Chain and Advertising
A study by the Newsprint Information Committee reveals publishers spent nearly a billion dollars in 1957 on newsprint and utilized over six and a half million tons of paper. The effort supported advertising across vast forests, mills, and production facilities valued at around one and a third billion dollars, involving 26,000 workers annually.
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America
U. S
Newsprint Information Committee
Public citation in Grayson County Texas case
A writ commands the Bolen and related heirs to answer a petition filed February 6, 1958 seeking appointment of a receiver or partition of land on Red River in Grayson County. The notice specifies court date July 14, 1958 and details land description and related deed references.
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Saeatessa
S&s. H
M. Bolen
Jessie M. Dereherry
S. H. Bolen
Grayson County
Texas
Red River
Chas, Smith
J. L. Jones
Louis Davaugh
A. D
Shermen
Earnest
Nowright Sun
State OF
Alice Wilson
Virginia Duke
Theresof
Sherman
J. C. Buchanan
Tex
Connell Rogers
Whitewright Sun
Grayson
Citizens National Bank of Denison
Denison
Reed Grigsby
15Th Judicial District
Fifteenth Judicial District
Levy
Highland
Highlands
Court House
Wages for Lumberjacks and Sailors Echoes of Labor
A statement emphasizes paying the wages of lumberjacks timber cruisers paper mill hands railroad men sailors and truckers as well as enslaved workers at home who produce the newspaper.
Outward Bound vacation notice and reflections
A lighthearted note author Arthur Frederic Otis leaves, declaring a well earned vacation with milk and paper cancelled, neighbor key given, mail arranged, and plans to enjoy time away. A quoted reflection follows on evaporation at the equator and a critique that human actions spoil good intentions.
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Arthur Frederic Otis
Men May Be Obsolete Under Natures Conspiracy
A column argues that Mother Nature could make men redundant through pathological parthenogenesis in fish, suggesting female toothcarps birth only females without male contact. The piece cites A Stolk and Nature magazine, then shifts to legal notices and sheriff sale records from Grayson County Texas dated June 1958.
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London
A. Stolk
Histological Laboratory
Free University
Amsterdam
Stolk
Nature
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Mother Nature
G. W. Blanton
Ira Wiseley
Communit. Public Service