A Will Rogers Story and Other Quick Laughs
A humor page features a Will Rogers style tale about a patient told to tell his wife he is suffering from syncopation. Quick quips include a doctor patient exchange about a diary word, a dog who is like family, and a jokey exchange about a star player’s money troubles.
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Will Rogers
Man orders turkey sandwich, waiter replies with irony
A man asks for a turkey sandwich but is told none is available. He then requests a chicken sandwich, prompting the waiter to note the logical flaw that if chicken existed they would have turkey as well. The exchange ends with a humorous punchline about menu logic.
Notice of Sheriff's Sale Grayson County Texas 1954
The sheriff will sell on February 2, 1954 at the Grayson County courthouse in Denison the real estate of Emma L Seay and Will Ray to satisfy a 1953 tax judgment for 359.11 dollars with interest and costs. The property described is Lot 7 Block 8 Original Town Denison Grayson County Texas. Sale subject to redemption and other legal rights.
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State OF Texas
Grayson
A. D
City of
Denison
Denison Independent School District
District Court
Grayson County
15Th Judicial District of Texas
Emma L. Seay
Will Ray
Texas
Emma L, Seay
Leton
Yson County
Lester Oday
Sherman
Whitewright Sun
Veteran Questions And Answers from GI Bill guidance
A veteran discusses premium payment for GI insurance a returned envelope does not waive payment and the policy should not lapse. The female veteran can claim her husband as dependent for GI allowances only if he is truly dependent. A Korean veteran under 21 may obtain a GI business loan if allowed by state law and valid for minors. A Korean veteran with a service connected disability is considered under the text.
Vocational Rehabilitation Eligibility Under Public Law 16
The text explains that eligibility for vocational rehabilitation under Public Law 16 requires a demonstrated need for training to overcome a service connected disability. It emphasizes that entitlement is not automatic and hinges on the individual's rehabilitative need.
Judge's $15,000 Salary Sparks Public Debate
Clarksville Times comments on Washington judge facing a $15,000 salary and a $2,700 shortfall in family budgeting while noting millions earn less and a $10,000 raise may be approved. The piece suggests those earning $15,000 should change jobs and offers a gelatin making tip about chilling gelatine before adding ingredients.
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Clarksville Times
Washington
United States
Congress
Knowles S Loving Announces For County Clerk
Knowles S Loving of Sherman announces his candidacy for Grayson County Clerk, subject to the Democratic primary. He cites local roots and a career in bookkeeping and general office work, pledging to hire a capable staff and be on duty when offices open.
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Knowles S. Loving
Sherman
Grayson County
Jesse P
Jesse) Loving
Lydia Ellen Loving
Loving
Capt. J
Political Advertisement from Knowless Loving
A brief campaign notice requests support and votes for Knowless Loving, urging readers to assist in presenting the best possible service to the public and expressing appreciation for any assistance or votes. The message is a formal plea from the candidate.
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Knowless. Loving
How to Drive Says Edgar A Guest
A driving guidance poem advises obeying traffic rules do not chase others and avoid racing stay alert listen for sirens and signal before turns. It emphasizes clearing the way for emergency vehicles and keeping eyes on the road while speaking with guests only after reaching a safe stop.
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Edgar A. Guest
Mal de Mer Serenade Spins a Sickly Romance
A playful exchange turns sour as a seaside flirtation reveals the woman’s remark that the sailor makes her feel ill. The banter shifts from romantic to punny discomfort in a lighthearted scene.
Quotable Exchange Punctuates Quiet Romance
A brief dialogue captures a playful moment as a man asks about petting and the woman replies she has never objected or engaged in such an act, highlighting a shy, humorous exchange. The line ends with mutual humor and coy reluctance.
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