The Spice of Life Jokes Parade Mischief and Sedate Punchlines
A string of lighthearted quips about nightlife misadventure and legal foibles. Bar banter and spouses mix with doctors and kangaroos in playful sketches about relationships, birthdays, and stubborn delays. The humor pivots on misunderstandings and wordplay.
Prospective employer questions long tenure
Prospective employer asks why the applicant left after 23 years. The candidate answers that he was paroled.
Bank setbacks and memory jokes in a small town
Smith tells his wife the bank is returning their checks and jokes about kindness. He claims memory is improving under treatment though he often recalls what he has forgotten. The oldest man in the community scolds Boy Scouts with a long speech on honesty before admitting a past abstention from drinking.
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Reward for Favor Ends in Teen Trickery
Little Tommy brings home an expensive toy car after claiming Johnny gave it for doing him a favor. The favor was Tommy stopping his blows, revealing a mischief tale and a lesson on honesty.
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Tommy
Johnny
Food service growth and safety outlined in health courses
The article notes 11.7 billion dollars spent annually on meals outside the home across more than 200 000 eating places and Texas hosting about 12 000 to 13 000 establishments. It stresses local health inspectors enforce standards and that state education programs train handlers in safe, sanitary practices.
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United States
Texas Restaurant Association
Texas
State Health Department
Public Health Education Division
Tad Smith Named Texas GOP Head
Tad R. Smith, 32, an El Paso lawyer, was named state Republican chairman in Austin. He backed Thad Hutcheson for 1964 against U S Senator Ralph Yarborough and urged electing John G. Tower in the April 4 special Senate race. Smith defeated Peter J. O Donnell Jr. and Ed S. Mayer by an unan nounced vote.
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Wichita Falls
Senate
Lyndon B. Johnson
Smith
Thad Hutcheson
Ralph Yarborough
Nixon blames defeat on press bias says Tribune
The Minneapolis Tribune reports Nixon attributes his loss to biased campaign reporting. A Washington on the record article cites Nixon telling friends he believes pro Kennedy coverage helped Kennedy win narrowly. He leaves office with resentment toward several Washington reporters.
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Minneapolis
Minneapolis Tribune
Nixon
Washington
Fletcher Knebel
John Kennedy
Editor’s Catch 7.5 Million Sunburn Days Lost
The article notes that industrial loss due to sunburn is estimated at 7.5 million work days per year in the United States. It frames newsroom tensions between printing jokes and staying serious as an ongoing editorial dilemma.
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United States
the Sun
Has Government Welfare Grown $22 Billion Worth?
The Wall Street Journal questions the 1955 to 1962 rise in federal outlays from 65 billion to 82.3 billion, noting most increases are in non defense welfare programs. It argues that if 1955 spending had continued, billions could have reduced debt or taxes and improved personal welfare.
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Virginia
Santa Claus
Uncle
Wall Street Journal
Teen shoppers honored by War ner Scott Co charge accounts
In San Diego California War ner Scott Co reports extending charge accounts to teenagers for three years and notes they have a substantially better payment record than adults.
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San Diego
Calif
Warner Scott Co
Safer Highways Forecast In Sixty One
Governor Daniel reported the Department of Public Safety preliminary 1960 traffic deaths show a 165 decline from 1959, with a 2,288 toll for the year, the smallest Texas highway death toll since 1949, signaling safer highways.
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Austin
Daniel
Department of Public Safety
DPS
Texas
Golden wedding anniversary ends with husband’s lesson
An elderly couple celebrates a golden anniversary as a reporter asks the dignified white haired husband for his secret of a successful marriage. He replies that their early fights taught them he was wrong, and that realization strengthened their bond.
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