The Spice of Life Humorous Snippets From Everyday Moments
A collection of light vignettes and quips about family meals trains bartenders and office mishaps. Jokes cover buttered parsnips social graces drunken grandmothers and trivia about Fuzzy Wuzzy and crossword puzzles. Whimsical observations on daily life.
Noisy Suit Purchase Alibi Conversation
A humorous exchange questions why two pants suits are bought. The speaker cites an “other pants” alibi as a sly justification, playing on wordplay to imply a recurring purchase habit.
Champion of Champions Bride of the Farm
A dialogue extols the farmer tending a thousand hens and varied stock as Champion of Champions. The speaker praises the farmer’s wife as the Grand Champion, highlighting the partnership and value of rural domestic life.
Stock Market Joke About Short Covering
Willie asks about short covering while glancing at the market page. Father quips that the term mirrors his wife's latest party dress.
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Say Pa Dialogue on Deaf Mutes and Fire
Dialogue gag recounts a boy asking his father if deaf mutes fear punishment for saying bad words and whether their fingers burn. The exchange uses humor to explore language and discipline within a family setting.
Wires Too Weak for Modern Homes Warns Porter
Sylvia Porter warns in Industrial News Review that 78 to 90 percent of American homes are inadequately wired. At least 20 million homes need rewiring soon as labor-saving appliances boost demand, affecting both old and new houses.
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Sylvia Porter
Miss Porter
Industrial News Review
SEC Warns Flat Tax On Stock Sales Could Harm Markets
The SEC told a House Ways and Means subcommittee that a proposed flat 5c per $100 tax on stock sales and a revised issuance tax tied to market value could raise taxes by 35 to 41 percent, potentially raising borrowing costs and shifting financing toward bonds. The Midwest Exchange estimated issuing costs would jump from $15,153.60 to $184,802.66 under the new rules.
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Arguments Against a State Legislators Ethics Code
Fort Worth Star Telegram discusses the Texas Legislative Council ethics code proposal amid public scandals in insurance and veterans land cases. It notes legislators often return fees when revealed and questions whether a written code would restrain misconduct, emphasizing self interest versus public duty.
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No Cure Yet for the Common Cold Says Top Doctors
A New York report finds no cure for the common cold and no way to shorten its course. Ten physicians advise symptomatic care only, urging fluids, light meals, rest, and avoidance of fatigue, with aspirin or decongestants for relief. The illness is self limited, typically lasting two to three days, sometimes up to two weeks. The piece warns against unproven home remedies and patent medicines.
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Concensus
Cold Myths and Medical Realities Across Time
The text distinguishes true colds from allergies and feverish illnesses, noting many remedies lack scientific basis and that cold symptoms may be misattributed. It also cites wood use rising since 1880 and a curious fact that Pennsylvania lacks seacoast yet has a navy yard, reflecting varied topics in a single clipping.
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