The Spice Of Life Comic Quips In A Simple Tale
A humorous sequence from a newspaper feature shows an anxious father to be awaiting his child and reacting with relief at a girl’s birth. Jokes about glasses and listening neighbor frames wrap with a daughter teasing her father about a suitor’s prospects.
Cowboy saloon art misread in Sunday school class
A Sun day school teacher misreads a pupil's drawing as a cowboy entering a saloon. The pupil clarifies the figure will not drink but shoot a man. A joke about how voices change at age 14 for boys and girls and a telephone.
Pants Pressed While You Hide in Tailor's Window
A small tailor shop displays a cheeky sign promising quick pant pressing while customers conceal themselves nearby, blending humor with a prompt to linger inside or pass by.
Pedestrian asks for hospital directions in crosswalk
A pedestrian asks an officer for directions to Polytechnic Hospital at a busy intersection. The officer replies with a joke and tells the person to stay where they are.
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Polytechnic Hospital
Mundane Tales Sparkle in Quick Newspaper Quips
A collection of light humor and odd anecdotes. A congressmen drinking joke. a math joke about auto horns. and a muddy mouth anecdote. The items showcase dated, playful one liners and child mischief with a simple setup and punchline.
Fortune teller hints at wealthy suitor and marriage proposal
A forecast speaks of a handsome rich man who will offer gifts and propose marriage. A woman asks what becomes of her husband and six children before moving forward with this promising development.
Saloons' Spending Years 1942 Mark In its 1965 session Congress approved federal spending
Congress in 1965 approved 119.3 billion federal outlays, a total surpassed only by 147 billion in 1942, the first full WWII year. Only 2.4 billion was cut from Johnson requests, the smallest reduction since 1960 when appropriations totaled 83.8 billion after 2.11 billion was cut.
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Congress
Johnson
Policing Abuse Debate Frames Brutality Critics
A Phoenix Republic column argues the phrase police brutality lacks clear victims, noting 18 000 officers assaulted last year and 57 murdered by criminals, challenging who is brutalizing whom in national discourse.
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United States
Phoenix Republic
Ariz
Grayson County Cars Facing Tight Inspection Deadline
With less than two months to inspect, only about 20 percent of Grayson County vehicles have undergone inspection, Capt. Marvin Blount of the Texas Dept. of Public Safety warns. He expects a rush on April 15 as tens of thousands seek stickers, with many already requiring adjustments. Stations in Wright are Edwards Chevrolet and Bob Meisenbach Ford.
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Grayson County
Marvin Blount
Texas Dept. of Public Safety
Capt Blount
Whitewright
Edwards Chevrolet Co
Bob Meisenbach Ford
Churches FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH services and circles
Rev. Dale Gore leads FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH with Sunday schedule including 9:00 at Whitewright Nursing Home, 9:55 Sunday School, 11:00 morning worship, 5:15 choir, 6:00 life development, 7:00 evening worship. Tuesday features Rex Ray Joy Rus sell Circles at 2:30 and 7:30 Mary Dale Circle. Sunbeams and Junior G A. Wednesday prayer and choir rehearsals.
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Dale Gore
Whitewright Nursing Home
Rex Ray
Joy Russell
Revival Plan At First Methodist Church
The First Methodist Church lists Rev Howard Adams as pastor with a Sunday School at 10 00 am Junior MYF at 430 pm and Methodist Youth Fellowship at 6 00 pm and an evening service at 7 00 pm with revival preparation. Revival runs March 13 18 with John Brand of Munger Place Methodist Dallas as evangelist. Harold McNabb ETSU student and local choir director to lead music.
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First Methodist Church
Howard Adams
Methodist Youth Fellowship
John Brand
Munger Place Methodist Church
Dallas
Whitesboro Methodist Church
Harold McNabb
ETSU
First Presbyterian Church Worship Service
Rev. C. C. Dooley leads worship at the First Presbyterian Church at 11:00. The service focus is worship and reflection. Regular church activities and programs accompany the morning gathering.
Assembly of God Service Schedule for Pastor Mrs Janice Hall
Sunday School at 9 45 worship at 7 15 p m and prayer meeting at 7 30 p m on Wednesday led by Pastor Mrs Janice Hall at the Assembly of God church
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Church Assembly OF God
Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Times Noted Minister Mynatt
The Church of Christ lists minister W E Mynatt leading Bible study at 10 a m and worship with communion at 11 a m A second worship at 7 p m is followed by Bible study for all ages at 7 30 p m The schedule outlines morning and evening gatherings and study sessions for all ages.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Bethel Baptist Church Schedule
Bethel Baptist Church hosts Training Union at 6 30 and Worship service at 7 30.
Kentucky Town Baptist Church Service Schedule
Kentucky Town Baptist Church announces Sunday School at 10 a m worship at 11 a m Training Union at 7 p m and an evening worship at 7 45 p m for the local congregants.
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Training Union
Sentry Dogs Chosen for Viet Nam Duty
The armed services select German Shepherds for sentry duty in Vietnam noting size strength and intelligence superiority. Over 2000 will be flown to guard bases and patrol nights. Eight weeks of basic training at Lackland AFB Texas precedes overseas deployment. Elite dogs for night patrol trained at Fort Benning Georgia.
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Armed Services
Viet Nam
Air Force
Lackland Air Force Base
San Antonio
Texas
Fort Benning
Mayor Summers Seeks Reelection In Whitewright Bid
Mayor Russell R. Summers announces candidacy for reelection as Whitewright mayor in the April 5 election. Elected in 1950, he has been reelected every two years since, often without opposition. In 1964 he faced Marshall Hasty and Henry M. Carroll, totaling 471 votes with Summers at 292.
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Russell R. Summers
The
Sun
Whitewright
Summers
F. M. Echols
Renee Morgan
Marshall Hasty
Henry M. Carroll
Hasty
Carroll
Savoy to Open Marble Industry Plant in Georgia
Robert F. Hodges announces Savoy Industrial Foundation will open a new marble manufacturing plant in Georgia within nine days. The 82 by 100 foot building will be insulated and heated, with 26 state shipping links. Five workers start, rising to twenty in a year, producing cabinet tops sinks and more from locally quarried marble. Twenty Savoy Furniture Co. employees at existing plant may grow as the firm expands.
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SAVOY
Robert F. Hodge
Savoy Industrial Foundation
Hodges
Georgia
Savoy Furniture Co
Oklahoma Insurer To Offer Hospital Coverage for Pets
Henryetta Oklahoma. Dr I R Wilcox head of Animal Care Mutual Insurance Co says hospitalization and surgical coverage will be offered for dogs and cats within about two months. The policy would cover a healthy one year old dog or cat for 20 dollars per year with up to 200 dollars per sickness or accident. The Oklahoma insurance commissioner has approved the company. Plans include life insurance for animals when state permission is secured.
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Henryetta
Okla
Oklahoma Insurance Company
I. R. Wilcox
New
Animal Care Mutual Insurance Co
Oklahoma Insurance Commissioner
Wilcox
Not US Woman Chemist Riddle Ends in Wealth Erosion
A playful verse describes the female as a chemist with the symbol WO and weight about 120. It claims she is found wherever man is, boils when bored, and freezes when unused. It notes active properties, gold affinity, wealth disintegration, and explosive caution in inexperienced hands.
Centipedes Vary Widely In Leg Count And Length
The piece notes centipedes may have 15 to 170 pairs of legs, while a human alimentary canal runs from 25 to 30 feet. It presents curious comparisons on small creatures and inside the body.
Ostrich study, cabbage sex life trigger poverty funding debate
Uncle Dan recalls news on Great Society programs funding studies into the African ostrich life cycle and cabbage sex life with grants of 23700 and 42000 dollars. He argues such spending violates privacy and hints at government overreach while locals discuss poverty programs and moonshine tax raids.
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Great Society
Richard Roundebush
Indiana
Roudebush
Africa
Department of Agriculture
State College of Agriculture
Ithaca
New York
Country Store
Zeke Grubb
Georgia
Zeke
Atlanta
One in Five Babies May Reach 85 in 2051
A Public Health Service study notes that about one third of newborns will live to 80 and nearly one fifth to 85. White girl babies have the best odds, with over 45 percent expected to reach 80 and 27 percent to reach 85. White males face about one in four reaching 80 and one in eight reaching 85.
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U. S. Public Health Service
Camp Fire Girls Plan Decorations for Father Daughter Banquet
Camp Fire Girls meeting led by president Brenda Chism. Eleven members attended. Roll call and minutes read. Decorations for the February 25 banquet were completed. Meeting adjourned by the scribe.
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Brenda Chism
Rhode Island Size Compared With Alaska
Rhode Island covers 1215 square miles of land and water, a fraction of Alaska's vast 586400 square miles. The tiny state's area emphasizes its compact geography amid vast U S terrain.
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Rhode Island
Alaska
Half the U S population under 25 years old
Americans at mid decade grow younger with nearly half under 25 and about a third under 15. A Commerce Department Census Bureau summary highlights how this age shift affects education social welfare programs and issues like crowded colleges teenage unemployment Medicare and related cultural trends.
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United States
Commerce Department
Census Bureau
Dallas Man Buying Van Alstyne Leader Newspaper
Dallas businessman Frank C. Gierhart is purchasing the Van Alstyne Leader, Grayson County’s longtime weekly, with completion expected soon after publishing the first edition under his oversight following the illness that halted D. H. Reeves’ publication on January 21.
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van Alstyne
Frank C. Gierhart
Dallas
van Alstyne Leader
Grayson County
Gierhart
D. H. Reeves
Cold infections and vaccines noted by World Book
The common cold is described as one of several distinct respiratory infections by World Book Encyclopedia. It notes that multiple anti cold vaccines exist but none protects against all cold types.
Four Point Four Million Not Yet Enrolled For Medicare
Baltimore reports about 4.4 million people eligible for Medicare supplementary medical insurance have not enrolled. Commissioner Robert M. Ball says about 500,000 have not been personally contacted about benefits before the March 31 deadline. Those未 contacted should contact their district Social Security office immediately.
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Baltimore
Robert M. Ball
Ball
Friday Literary Club of February Program on Americanism
The Friday Literary Club met February 14 at Mrs. Jack Meador's home with Mrs. Roy Blanton presiding. Discussions focused on America and its heritage, conservation, and urban beautification. Mrs. C. J. Meador warned of forest loss and soil erosion while urging citizens to plant trees and tidy their surroundings. 15 members attended and a patriotic dish was served. The March meeting will be at Mrs. S. T. Montgomery's home.
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Friday Literary Club
Jack Meador
Roy Blanton
George Washington
S. H. White
R. P. Childress
America
C. J. Meador
S. T. Montgomery
Roberts Uncovers Plot To Close Gober Post Office
Rep Ray Roberts exposed a plan to abolish the Gober post office but intervened with the postmaster general to save the facility The town of Gober with a population of 246 was notified that its post office would be retained after his inquiry amid a wave of fourth class post offices closures nationwide
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Roberts
Gober
Washington
Ray Roberts
Post Office Department
Mail Registration May Be Okayed
Sponsors of a voter registration plan proposed a mail registration amendment on Monday removing a main opposition point. Rep Gene Fondren placed the amendment on each desk, making mail registration a key change. The bill, replacing the poll tax, had previously faced liberal objections in debate.
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Austin
Gene Fondren
Taylor
Fondren
Senate State Affairs Committee
Davy Jones: Sailor Epithet for a Sea Spirit or Devil
The phrase Davy Jones serves as a popular sailor term for an evil sea spirit or the devil in nautical lore. It reflects maritime folklore where the grim figure embodies peril and the unknown depths.
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Davy Jones
Frisby Seeks Second Term On Whitewright School Board
Kenneth W Frisby announces reelection bid for the Whitewright School Board urging voters to engage in school affairs. He stresses the district as the towns largest institution, calls for higher educational standards, and urges citizens to attend meetings and consider qualified candidates to ensure a bright future for children.
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Frisby
Whitewright
Peple
Milk Figures Still Rising in Texas 1965 Output Rise per Cow
Texas milk production grew in 1965 despite a decline in dairy cows for the 15th straight year. Output reached 3.034 billion pounds, up 1 percent from 1964 with 459000 cows producing an average of 6610 pounds each, while U S production fell 1.5 percent to 125 billion pounds.
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Austin
Texas Crop and Livestock Reporting Service
Texas
United States
Meningitis Shows Sharp Rise in U S Armed Forces
A survey shows spinal meningitis cases among U S military personnel rising sharply this year by about 350 percent over last year. The spike is linked to large recruit inflows amid the Vietnam buildup. Five new military cases were reported and a six year old Dothan Alabama boy died, with officials saying the cases were related.
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U. S
Texas business activity hits record 1965 high
Gov. John Connally announced Texas 1965 business activity reached an all time peak and personal income rose 25 percent over the past decade. Total Texas personal income exceeded $21 billion.
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John Connally
Texas
Witless dampen any group they creep into
A sharp quip on the damage caused by dull wits and nitwits who spoil a gathering by their negative presence, warning that the worst influencers are those who dampen morale wherever they insert themselves.
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