The Spice Of Life Jokes And Quips In Brief
A collection of humorous exchanges and wry remarks from daily life. A teen teases grandma over fashion while grandma anchors with a blunt joke. Jean Cocteau is asked about luck and offers a wry take on popularity. A tutor clarifies a marriage date as a joke unfolds about the count of weddings. A school story ends with a pun on commuting and twin beds.
Women and weight concerns cited in provocative claim
A short opinion asserts that women are never satisfied with their bodies, accusing them of constantly trying to gain, lose, or rearrange weight, reflecting a charged viewpoint on female self-image and societal pressures.
Laughter erupts as duchess’s tea speech? microphone bursts in
A famous lady gave a speech when the microphone emitted a loud funny noise. She turned it into a limerick about a duchess at tea, noting a noisy moment yet preserving poise to avoid embarrassment.
Boy's Remark Highlights Family Sunday Return
A family returns from church when a small boy begins with a playful line about church Sunday plans. The moment captures a light, candid family interaction following a weekend service.
Subscriptions Rates for Whitewright Sun
The Whitewright Sun lists subscription prices by region: Grayson and Fannin Counties two dollars fifty cents, outside counties three dollars, and foreign subscriptions five dollars. Published weekly with second class postage at Whitewright Texas.
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Whitewright
Texas
Tex. Press Association
Grayson-Fannin Counties
One Of Five In U S Government Service
Government employment in the United States surged in the year to November 1966. Federal payrolls rose from 2.4 million to 2.608 million while state and local rolls grew from 7.92 million to 8.47 million. Armed forces added 3.2 million.
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United States
Safe American? U.N. study ranks U S high on highway safety
A U.N. study claims Americans lead all nations in highway safety with 52 traffic fatalities per 100,000 registered cars. It contrasts Japan 402, Finland 261, Italy 257, Austria 242, while New Zealand 53 and Canada, Sweden, England, Wales and Scotland follow.
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U.N
U. S
Japan
Finland
Italy
Austria
Zealand
U.S
Canada
Sweden
England
Wales
Scotland
Computer Flunks Students by Error at Maryland
College Park Maryland. A university computer miscalc caused incorrect grade averages for several hundred students. Academic vice president R Lee Hornbake said a programming error produced erroneous averages that could trigger probation or dismissal for some students. Officials work to unscramble the faulty calculations.
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College Park
University of Maryland
R. Lee Hornbake
Hornbeck
Boy jokes about becoming a minister in church
A boy tells his mother he wants to be a minister, replying that Sunday church would be more fun if he could stand up and yell. A playful back and forth follows with a character offering a kiss and a mock threat to slap.
Various Local Ads and Notices From Whitewright Area
A collage of 20th century classifieds and notices: eggs and baking hens for delivery in Whitewright on Wednesdays. used refrigerators and new Frigidaire units from John son Jewelry & Appliances. a house for sale on West Locust Street by Paul Stephens. a memorial gift invitation for a public library. a special on car wash and mechanical work by Edwards Chevrolet Co.. insurance offers by Paul Stephens. Watson Barber Shop announces Joe Griffis joining Lowell Watson. Mrs Guy Hamilton house for sale on West Spruce Street. letting agents offer to sell farms and ranches with J A Alexander Inc. 167 acre Frank Wright farm a mile south of town. Flowers Trim Shop offers upholstery supplies. multiple houses for sale on Walnut and Maple Streets.
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Frank Wright
Town
Paul Stephens
North Texas milk price drops to 5.82 per hundredweight
Producers on the North Texas market will receive a minimum uniform price of 5.82 dollars per hundredweight for 3.5 percent butterfat milk in January. The January uniform price is two cents lower than December but 82 cents higher than January 1966. Total January milk deliveries reached 86,552,645 pounds, averaging 2,792,021 pounds per day.
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North Texas
Byford W. Bain
Bain
Curbing Sensational Window Displays and Noise Tactics
A court halted a hair tonic shop's show window display after a neighboring vendor complained. The judge ruled displays and sounds must not unduly obstruct sidewalks or access to adjacent businesses, even as eye catching methods remain lawful.
Whitewright to Vote April 4 1967 for City Commissioners
The mayor of Whitewright Texas orders an election on April 4 1967 to elect two city commissioners. The ballot will be at Firemen’s Hall with Carl G May as judge. The city marshal will post notices 30 days before the vote. this order dated February 15 1967 and published February 16 and 23 1967.
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R. R. Summers
Whitewright
Texas
City of
Carl G. May
Tex
Harold Doss
Whitewright Sun
Courts limit advertising freedom and public safety concerns
Courts rule advertising limits must be reasonable and tied to valid aims. Unlawful signs from barber shops to sandwich man bans show bans can be unconstitutional if arbitrary. Yet safety and public interest can justify curbs. About 120 million policy holders use legal reserve life companies.
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Legal Reserve Life Companies
Medicare Covers Ambulance Costs When Needed
Medicare pays for either private or hospital ambulance services when a medical condition requires transport. This coverage applies to medically necessary ambulance trips to appropriate care facilities.
Social Security Notes Urge Checking Earnings Records
Social Security officials urge workers who never checked or not in three years to review their earnings accounts. Gus Jones, Sherman district manager, says errors can be corrected if within three years. over three years requires evidence or employer records. Office at 315 West Mulberry, Sherman, 893-4301, with Thursday evening hours and standard weekday hours. A representative visits Bonham Wednesdays and Fridays from 9:30 a.m. to 12 noon in East Sam Rayburn County Office Building.
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Gus Jones
Sherman Social Security Office
Jones
Fomer
Social Security Administration
Social Security Office
West Mulberry, Sherman
Bonham
Sam Rayburn
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Jean Cocteau
Johnny
the Whitewright Sun
T. Glenn Doss
Gov. Work
Cuddlesome
Cutie
Folger’s
Decker
Franks
S&h
Lynn
Patricia Hardcastle
C. E. Cook
Savoy
Elmer Jones
Rt. 1
van Alstyne
Johnson Jewelry & Appliances
West Locust Street
American Legion Hall
Leonard
Murrell Lucas
Johnson Jewelry & Appliance
Tallman Piano Stores, Inc
Salem
Oregon
North End
Denison Dam
Colbert
Okla
Cartwright
Aioe
Income Tax Servicefloyd Bassett
Stephens & Bryant
the Flower Shop
Roy Talley
O. W. White
Edwards Chevrolet Co
Watson Barber Shop
Joe Griffis
Lowell Watson
Guy Hamilton
West Spruce Street
J. A
Alexander, Inc
Grayson Co
State Bank
Sherman
Walnut Street
Maple St
Whitewright Lodge
A. F
A. M
J. P. Williams
W. M. Russell Summers
The
Sun
Mullican
Little Funeral Home
U. S. Highway 82
Bells
Bermuda
S. W. Fannin County Water Line
Trenton
Fannin County
Tom Sears
Insuror
Irs
State of Texas
Grayson
N. Travis
N. Highland
Wilson N. Jones Hospital
Gomer and
Kirk
North Travis
May
Pharmacy
Medical Arts Clinic
Mr. Farmer
James H. Gosnell