Spicy Western Humor and Punchlines in Aged Village Scene
A collection of rustic gags and misadventures from frontier style humor. A grizzled prospector boasts overconfident math and misses the wall. A flirtatious traveler flirts with a girl at a soda fountain. A writer discovers talent later than planned. European dinner tabulations spark a joke. A girl ponders finals about a Bible reading grandmother. A class essay assignment prompts a question about two b's in shabby.
Foggy Channel Meeting Teaches Complex Guideposts
A veteran yachtsman in thick fog confronts a large new power boat and answers with a precise navigational direction. A Texas ex-drunkard recalls names from a psychiatrist test, misinterpreting Wat 69 as the Pope’s telephone number.
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California
Catalina Island
Texas
Gordon
Haig
Tell Me a Profound Answer From a Drunken Bar Fly
A Florida newspaper receives humorous self awareness in a lost watch ad. A puzzled bartender and a string on a finger inspire forgetfulness jokes. A lawyer questions a witness about incapacity, who says the client is intoxicated and under the influence simultaneously.
Church Services and Missionary Society Note
Sunday worship at 10 55 a m and Sunday School at 10 00 a m. The Missionary Society meets Monday at 4 00 p m with Mrs C P Dawson hostess and Miss Mardell Pumphrey leader. The church received a pulpit Bible from Mrs Ruth McMurry Whiteside and her son Kip of Dallas in honor of their grandmother and great grandmother Mrs John W McMurry.
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Missionary Society
C. P. Dawson
Mardell Pumphrey
Ruth McMurry Whiteside
Kip
Dallas
John W. McMurry
C. C. Dooley
Church of Christ Weekly Worship Schedule
The church lists Sunday Bible study at 10:00 a m worship and communion at 11:00 a m and evening worship at 8:00 p m Wednesday Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p m.
First Baptist Church Sunday Schedule Sees Evening Worship
The First Baptist Church lists a full weekly schedule with Sunday School at 9 55 a m beginner primary junior and youth choir practice at 6 30 p m training union at 7 p m and worship at 8 p m The men will fill the choir Monday features a Workers Conference at Collinsville circle meetings at 2 30 or 3 00 p m a regular church conference at 7 30 p m and adult choir rehearsal at 8 p m.
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Collinsville
Lottie Moon
Joy Russell
Rex Ray
Morning worship and fellowship at First Methodist Church
The church schedules morning worship at 10 55 a m and youth fellowship at 6 00 p m with a fourth Sunday 5 30 p m service. The Women's Society of Christian Service meets on the first and third Mondays at 3 00 p m and the West section includes further activities.
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Methodist Youth Fellowship
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West
Leyan Service Guild Meets on Monday Evenings
The Leyan Service Guild holds meetings every other Monday at 7 30 p m, inviting members to participate in community service planning and activities.
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Leyan Service Guild
Assembly of God Weekly Schedule and Services
The church advertises Sunday School at 9 45 a m worship at 11 00 a m and a second worship at 7 00 p m on Sunday Also Christ Ambassadors meet Saturdays at 7 00 p m and a Wednesday Prayer Meeting at 7 00 p m.
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Christ Ambassadors
Kentuckytown Baptist Church Service Schedule
Worship services set at 11:00 a m and 7:45 p m with Wednesday programs including officers teachers meeting at 7 00 and prayer meeting at 7 30.
Bethel Baptist Church Sunday Services
Bethel Baptist announces schedule with Morning worship at 11:00 a.m. Evening worship at 8:00 p.m. W M S is at 2:00 p.m. Hour of prayer at 7:45 p.m. Choir practice at 8:30 p.m.
Dog bite case settles for seven thousand five hundred dollars
Mrs. Nora Rogers sued dog owner Mrs. Ruth Healy after a miniature French poodle knocked her down and caused a broken hip delaying her beauty operator work. The settlement totaled 7500 in a 25000 damage suit. Chella the cactus is described as six to eight feet tall with multiple spiny, easily detached branches.
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Detroit
Nora Rogers
Ruth Healy
Fading Out Common Lawn Trouble in Texas
Fading-out is a common summer lawn disease in Texas caused by a mix of Helminthosporium Curvularia and Fusarium fungi. It follows drought-stressed grasses after heavy rain and may involve soil nematodes, with treatment from proper watering fertilizing mowing aeration and zinc or captan drenches applied to the soil line. Local county extension agents provide more guidance.
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College Station
Texas
West Indies Exports Boosted by Oil and Bauxite Trade
Crude oil from Trinidad and bauxite from Jamaica and British Guiana rank as two of the most lucrative exports today, underscoring the region’s role in regional and international markets.
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Trinidad
Jamaica
British Guiana
West Indies
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