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Newspaper

Whitewright Sun

Location

Whitewright, Texas, United States of America

Date

Apr 18, 1963

Page

5

Easter Notices and Local Social Headlines

Local society notes list Easter visits and family gatherings across Sherman, Denison, Paris, Dallas, Commerce, Whitewright, Bonham, Plano, and Fort Worth. Mentions include Miss Mona Anderson in Dallas, Gina Judd in Whitewright, and many client families visiting relatives over the holiday. Public notice cites Citation by Publication No 12993 in Grayson County.

Fort Worth Gina Judd Whitewright National Baton Twirling Association State OF Texas Josephine Boren Spencer Grayson County Texas W. O. Boren Sherman A. D Paul E. Lee Alice Robbins Whitewright Sun

Moments of Wit and Wordplay in Court and Church

A lawyer presses a witness with a canine walk question while the witness retorts with a counter question about dog walking. A minister seeks a name for a baby, the mother provides a long string of names and a request for more water follows. A rancher asks for a pastor and a district official replies about the right size of the man to reach heaven on his knees.

Ian

Sims Family Guests Included in Sun Visit

Mr and Mrs Argus Sims of Garland and Mr and Mrs Melvin Sims with children of Sherman were Sun guests of Mr and Mrs Paul Haliburton.

Paul Geers Jerry Jones College Station R. Lee Hill Howe Robert Cole Sherman Ralph Wallace Lola Scott Don Haliburton Elmo Wallace J. E. Dickenson Melissa Kathy Connie Sam McGee Henderson Bells Mrs Floyd Haliburton Clifton Bass Grapevine Ben Simpson Benny R. E. Pierce Loreen Hitt Lubbock C. W. Hill Euless Sfe Jerry M. Pierce Killeen J. P. Williams Travis Sanderson Dallas Don Key Donna Jean Mike Hurst Dale Gore Webb Allen Dan Gore Suzzan Janice Gore Alice Ann Allen Corpus Christi T. H. McCary Troy McCary Tyler L. N. McCollum Glasgow J. M. Haizlip C. K. Smith F. H. Albright Argus Sims Garland Melvin Sims Paul Haliburton

Jokes at the butcher yield three pig’s feet

John jokes with a butcher asking for a yard of pork and receives three pig’s feet instead. The exchange with Tom hinges on wordplay about meat quantity.

John Tom

Ten-Year March Drive Lesson Sparked by Remark

Ned jokes his wife will learn to drive in ten years by March. Brown offers money in friendship but Ned declines, saying such generosity is too valuable to risk. The exchange reveals a wary, humorous tone about trust and support.

Fred Ned

Hotel Bill Sparks Expense Policy Reminder

A humorous exchange features a salesman revealing a hotel bill and a sales manager warning against buying more hotels. The quip highlights cost control and expense policy in a business setting, illustrating misuse of perks and managerial oversight.

World record question in chilly locker room

A champion athlete lying in bed with a cold asks the doctor the fever reading then inquires about the world record. The doctor replies that his temperature is one hundred one degrees, prompting the athlete to seek the record.

Farm Ten Miles Long and One Inch Wide

A joke exchanges a farmer plans to raise spaghetti on an improbably long and narrow farm. The quip hinges on a pun about growing pasta on a farm that’s absurdly shaped.

Sal

Young Tommy Aims to Drive a Big Army Tank

A father commends his son’s dream of piloting a large military tank, promising support as he grows up. The lighthearted exchange reflects parental encouragement for a child’s ambitious career aspiration.

Tommy

Question on course identity before final exam

A student asks for the course name before the final, prompting the teacher to confirm the class title. The exchange highlights uncertainty about the course designation.

Classified ads fragment brief items from a past issue

Found man dolin in good condition aside from a loose peg in the head. Wanted airy room for a gentleman 22 feet long and 10 feet wide. Lost enameled lady's gold watch and bracelet. Wanted old maid cook to run cafe out of town. Lost set of tires by man needing retread. Lost cocker spaniel eats anything and fond of children. Wanted a place to sell antiques by a lady with a Spanish chest and other odd things.

Street trouble after party ends in finger injury

A caller reports a ride home disrupted when a person stepped on their fingers as they turned onto a street after a party. No further injuries or details provided.

Getting Car Sick

Road statistician Edwin M. Cope reports the per mile cost of driving at 10.1 cents based on a $2,900 four door sedan over 12 years and 100000 miles. Depreciation 2.9 cents, repairs 1.7, gas 1.4, insurance 1.3, oil tires and tolls 1.6, taxes and fees 1.2.

Edwin M. Cope

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