The Writer’s Perverted Style Murders English
A cryptic line about prose style resembles a critique of a writer who murders the king’s English. The quote suggests misused syntax and bent grammar as a signature of the author’s approach.
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Newspaper
Westville Indicator
Location
Westville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Nov 30, 1916
Page
6
A cryptic line about prose style resembles a critique of a writer who murders the king’s English. The quote suggests misused syntax and bent grammar as a signature of the author’s approach.
An old advertisement touts Cuticura creams for skin scalp and hands claiming relief from pimples redness and roughness. It invites readers to request a free mail sample by postcard to Cuticura Dept l Boston. Also notes 1913 army rations cost 23 cents per day versus 30 cents now.
A shopper asks if the piece is cut glass and a clerk confirms with the sharp discount. The tag proclaims the price drop from $1.25 to 98 cents, highlighting an affordable bargain.
The article explains that drinking water with meals aids digestion and bodily housekeeping based on X-ray studies and researchers Cannon Grutzner Pavier Fowler Hawk. It suggests Anuric before meals for kidney pain backache rheumatism and lists it as available at reputable drug stores.
The article notes that European conflict drains studies and intellect, with English birth students dropping from 800 to about 100 as World War I expands. King's College reports 512 alumni have become army and navy officers, and college work shifts to wartime tasks, especially in science.
A prisoner pleading innocence is interrupted by Lord Russell who asks him to repeat his last sentence. The prisoner answers Six months, m lord revealing a lapsus linguae that exposes his fragile denial in court.
A Washington taxpayer identified only by initials H. D. V. contributes monthly to the District conscience fund. So far $15 has been sent, with installments from Atlantic City and Washington. The collector issues only general thanks as no address or motive is provided.
The excerpt presents a string of maxims and wry observations on work fatigue luck marriage and manners. It links misfortune to animals and fate and notes the Sabbath swimming boy and cleanliness as a moral cue. The tone resembles a light moralizing amuse bouche from a late 19th or early 20th century column.
District of Columbia officials joke about the light side of public service as Charles F. Nesbit, superintendent of insurance, confronts a wave of unlicensed claim schemes. He stops a license-evading firm while an inspector uncovers a scam and a misdated medical certificate.
A plan to conserve Potomac river lands from Mount Vernon to Great Falls envisions a large Columbia border park, with reservations along Potomac Patuxent and Anacostia rivers. Architects Glenn Brown James Knox Taylor and Cass Gilbert endorsed the idea noting experimental farms could use cleared lands while remaining forested areas provide trials for foreign and native species.
The National Museum erects two grand front entrance columns forming an arch to reproduce ancient Central American sacred gateways. Dr. W. H. Holmes directed the model’s construction, highlighting feathered serpent deities Quetzalcoatl and Kukulkan as symbols of bird and snake, with plumage imagery and serpentine features.
A preacher says his life would be tame without weddings as a steady stream of ceremonies keeps his schedule full and his ministry vibrant. He notes the personal joy of uniting couples and the communal celebration surrounding each union.
Indiana reader from Fort Wayne reports long standing kidney trouble and rheumatism improved by Dr Pierce's Araric. After failing other medicines the first bottle cleared sediment from urine eased bladder pain and reduced stiffness in hands and fingers.
Fragmentary notes report Argentina passing retirement reforms for public employees amid broader quotes on professions and goods. The text references elites in public offices, a telephone line, a Yukon mention, tattooing as an ancient trade, and a British chemist’s remark on tobacco ashes containing potash.
A McClary's Magazine reflection urges living thankfulness through deeds not words. It contrasts generous acts with doormat behavior and notes gratitude amid misfortune, mortgages, lawsuits, and burdens. It critiques those who seek favors from nice people and praises courage and hopeful outlook.
A collection of terse quotations reveals attitudes on resignation, appearances, and social mobility. The phrases illustrate conflicts between personal ambition and public perception, with references to loyalty, work, and propriety in various social settings.
The Atchison Globe offers compact advice on public speaking endurance politics and self restraint. It warns that finish fights delay public judgments and entertainment can disguise real efforts. It notes critics admire bold crooks more than petty thieves and cautions against overcrediting duty while political opponents distort facts.
A columnist notes that life goes on after death and a woman's complexion changes with her makeup. The piece critiques men who believe such matters deciders of merit and hints at broader social policy debates.
J T Scheidt German consul to Galveston weighs German losses on the Somme and the gains in Dobrudja. He cites two lights to judge every situation and recalls a philanthropist remark about women clinging like ivy on a ruined wall, followed by a misogynist retort.
Prof Aug F W Schmitz of Thomas Oklahoma credits Dodd's Kidney Pills with long term relief from backache linked to Bright's Disease. After two boxes he felt relief, and three more over time prevented recurrence. He notes no further severe pain and recommended the product widely. Adv. Dodd's Medicine Co. Buffalo New York 5 cents per box.
Dr. Benjamin P. Croft of Indianapolis urges parents to teach children to accept pain without tears and to control emotions. He says children should suppress nervousness, which he calls a habit rather than a true condition, and recommends using spankings with a hairbrush or slipper.
An old newspaper advertisement promotes Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets as a remedy to regulate liver bowels and stomach. The copy emphasizes health and cleanliness through a simple medical claim.
The English army accounts reveal the last financial year allocated ten million dollars to jam. The note suggests reconsidering jam in the domestic menu amid war costs and hints at the difficulty of correcting whisky related errors.
A courtroom chatter centers on an adversarial remark about alienists. A speaker asserts preference for a native American doctor over foreign specialists, prompting discussion on credibility and expertise in mental health assessments.
A brief exchange suspects a person from a respectable background as the reason for leaving, prompting questions about family status and the motives behind the departure.
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