Thanksgiving Day Poems and the Poets Who Write Them
A satirical meditation on Thanksgiving verse from Wilbur D Nesbit. It jokes about ragtime and dialect rhymes and anticipates abundance of pie and poetry as readers seek solace in seasonal verse. The piece riffs on poets, magazines, and town traditions from Higginsville to Boston.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Standard Oil & Oil Company
Too Much
In the dialogue Abdul Hamid and his grand vizier discuss American comic papers arriving. The sultan reacts by destroying a hookah and harming a dancer, condemning foreigners for Thanksgiving jokes involving his realm.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Abdul Hamid
Dyspeptic guest recalls Thanksgiving bill in tavern tale
A brooding guest eyes turkey and sides and sighs about future payment. The host counters with a regretful remark about having paid yesterday, reflecting a humorous quarrel over costs.
Reminiscence Lesson Sparks Class with Turkey Anecdote
A teacher defines reminiscent as calling up past memories and events. A student humorously answers with Turkey, turning the moment into a schoolyard quip about memory and history.
The Thanksgiving Turk in a Guarded Coop
The turkey dreams of the dinner bell as midnight nears. Boarders anticipate a feast while the bird awaits its fate in a guarded coop. The two week buildup promises hash and a meal that speaks in memory.
Two Losers Clash Over Meal Profits
A fragment shows a landlady and a cap tious boarder quarrelling over restaurant economics. The landlady complains she loses money on each meal while the boarder agrees, and they stare at one another, hinting at ongoing tension.
Maud Denies Twin's Age Claim Causing Confusion
In the passage Maud complains about her twin brother who annoys her by claiming to be older. She notes she cannot pass for twenty four while he insists he is thirty, a discrepancy that leads to social confusion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Maud
Swamp Root Endorsement From Milwaukee Man
August Strong of Minneapolis testifies that a fifty cent bottle of Dr Kilmer’s Swamp Root relieved his lame back and allowed him to return to work. He praises the medicine and says he recommends it to friends. A druggist named Skinner confirms the sale.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
August Strong
Washington
Minneapolis
Minn
Skinner
Mr. Strong
What Swamp Root Will Do For You Sample Offer
Prove what Swamp-Root will do by sending to Dr. Kilmer and Co. at Binghamton New York for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone and you will also receive a booklet of information about kidneys and bladder. Mention this paper. Regular fifty cent and one dollar bottles available at all drug stores.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Womephood
Dr. Pierce
Sree
World’s Dispensary Medical Association
R. V.pierce
M. D
Buffalo
N. Y
Spohn
Spohn Medical.co
Goshen, Ind
U. S
Not So Surprising End As Daring Ike Dies
A terse exchange notes Daring Ike's death from a shot to the heart. The dialogue implies a known weakness of Ike's heart and confirms the fatal wound, with onlookers reacting to the tragedy. The piece conveys a blunt, laconic tone typical of a newspaper brief.
Chafing of Baby Cured Quickly by Resinol Ointment
Mrs J F Deal of Kansas City Kansas reports her four month old baby suffered severe chafing with bleeding and constant crying. She used Resinol Ointment and was rapidly relieved, praising Resinol Soap as well. The notice promotes Resinol Ointment and Toilet Soap sold widely with free samples by Department No 48 at Resinol Chemical Co Baltimore Md.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. F. Deal
Kansas City
Kan
Resi‘nol
Resinol Chemical Co
Baltimore
How to Cook Lecture Meets Kitchen Curiosity
A Philadelphia Times note recounts a suburban Mothers' club lecture on cooking. The expert begins with a cabbage based cold slaw recipe and humorously prompts on determining the cabbage s disposition as a curious audience member seeks practical wisdom.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mothers’ Club
Philadelphia Times
Doan's Kidney Pills End Backache Says Ionia Reader
David P. Corey of Ionia Michigan reports kidney trouble for six months that left him bedridden with a cane. He credits Doan's Kidney Pills with gradual improvement and recovery. The ad urges readers to remember the name when back is lame and urges 50 cents at all stores.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Doan
David P. Corey
W. Washington St
Ionia
Mich
Foster-Milburn. Cox
Buffalo
N.Y
Surprised Exchange Reflets on Chicago Living
Fragments show a surprised speaker questioning life in Chicago and addressing expectations about tasks. The dialogue hints at social roles and assumed duties, with an air of curiosity about community norms.
Lippincott Quote Notes Possible Motive
A fragment quotes from Lippincott describing a person who left another for an unstated motive. The archaic phrasing hints at a literary or diary line rather than a full event.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lippincott
Indiana Brevities Roundup of 1909 to 1911 Murders and Local Incidents
Widespread Indiana notices recount the John W. Poole murder case witness testimonies from J Poole and Grace Poole about Joseph Kemper's disappearance from a Benton county farm in 1909. Other reports describe the Beutler family tragedy in Tippecanoe county, a police shooting in Lafayette, a burglary arrest in Indianapolis, assaults on a sheriff, accidental deaths near Vincennes, double funerals in Terre Haute, pastoral moves in Laporte, an exhumation request in Evansville, an eleven year old death in Vincennes, a banking defalcation probe in Laporte, and fires and turkey price disputes across the region.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lafayette
Flora’ J.poole
Grace
Poole
John W. Poole
Joseph Kemper
Benton _county
Grace Poole
Edgar Mills
Mills
Emery
Remedy promise for constipation by Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin
An persuasive appeal touts Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin as a cure for chronic constipation. It claims broad American support and wide use by families and druggists, noting a free sample offer from Dr W B Caldwell at Monticello Illinois.
Policeman Seeks Marriage License Bureau In Curious Exchange
A brief patrol dialogue reveals a policeman pursuing the marriage license bureau as the reason behind the inquiry, highlighting civic procedures in a street scene.
Old Backwoodsman Misreads a Bug for a Wildcat
A tale told by Abraham Lincoln lore describes a rugged woodsman bursting into his cabin firing at a oak near the door. He boasts of missing a wildcat only to learn from his wife that the target was a tiny bug on his heavy eyebrow.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Abraham Lincoln
Larry
Joshua
Laws-A-Daisy
Photographer’s joke about the street car picketing demand
A photographer recalls a humorous incident where a woman with a small boy asked for “picketers” at four dollars a dozen. She planned to have the boy photographed with her, justifying the request by her streetcar habit. The photographer notes a higher rate for two pictures taken at once.
Representative Henry at Waco mocks international marriages
In a Waco speech Representative Henry ridiculed international marriages. He recounted a joke about Maude Laclands, daughter of the Earl and a Chicago pork queen, asking how long a honeymoon lasts. The mother replies the honeymoon ends when the husband begins to pester for money.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Henry
Texas
Waco
Maude Laclands
Earl of Laclands
Chicago
Lady Laclands
Fragmentary FY Note on Diet and Nervous System
The readable lines describe a man who believes his nervous system is affected by an ordinary diet long ago. The text hints at a bodily reaction after eating and questions about staining or acausate effects.
Unclear dialogue hints at debt and letter purchases
A fragment shows a character named Jack Hardappe asking about repayment, promising to write the employer a letter, and mentioning an errand boy. The speaker notes buying three letters with the suit and paying cash on delivery.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jack Hardappe
Youre Not a Husband Youre a Habit Joke Exchange
A humorous dialogue features two men discussing marriage and fidelity. One quips that the other is his wife’s fourth husband, prompting a wry rejoinder that the man is not a husband but a habit. The exchange plays on wordplay about lasting marriages and familiar banter.
Castoria Health Claim Cited for Infants and Children
Important to Mothers urges careful examination of CASTORIA bottles for infants and children. It claims a XGAFE remedy used for over 30 years and notes Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fletcher
Humorous Exchange Over Pain Relief Advert Shows 19th Century Tone
The passage blends a comic quip about a furnace cleaning with an advertising claim for Hamlin’s Wizard Oil promising cures for rheumatism and neuralgia. It mixes testimonials and promotional language, ending with a wry line about loving enemies as a sign of moral concern.
Also Mentioned on This Page
Sloan
C. M. Dowker
Johannesburg
Andrew F. Lear
Gay Street
Cumberland
Earl S. Sloan
Boston
Mass
Carter
Caress Iver Pills
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
Advancecome
Ottawa
Canada
C.d. Broughton
Merchants Sons &Trwet
Coleage
Wis
Geo. Abt
Traction Terminal
Indianapolis
Gee
A. Hall
Milwackes
Defiance
Pettit
Real Esta
Florida
Ie Kinnickinnic Avenue
Milwaukee
Wisconsin
Oklahoma Com
Wheat
Cimarron Valley
J. M. Casper
Okeone
Okla
Western Canada
Canadian West City
Jairus S. Woodward
Cfo
Heauization
Zist
Wiber
Me Wilbur D Nesbit
Turkey
Ike
Indiana
Herman M. Beutler
Herman F. Beutler
Montmorenci
Tippecanoe County
Jasonville
Marshall Souders
Add Rogers
Rogers
Haynes
Lawrence Tucker
Kentucky
Tucker
Sullivan
John Haynes
Jackson Hill No. 2
Rich
Vincennes
Harry Burway
St. Francisville
Williams Ditch
Terre Haute
Catherine Robinson
Emma Smith
Evansville
Walter Jones
McCutchanville
Laporte
Harry Arnold
Banking Department
State
Akron
Howard B. Harter
Arnold
Harter
Citizens’ Bank
Hartford
Alpha
Tau Kappa
Campbell Block
Washington Street
C. W. Hiveley
Turkey Trust
Bagwage
Caldwell
Blanche Titlon
Chana
Ill
J. Brookstaver
Benton
W. B. Caldwell
Washington St
Monticello, Ill
Ark
Seale SS
J. W. Carney
Munyan
Manon
Jefferson Streets
Philadelphia
Shcine Leather & Novelty Ca
Virginia
Manatee
A. Pride
Gen. Ind. Agt
Seabeard Air One Railway
Sulte
Norfolk
QVES
Moniter Steve & Range Co
Cincinnati
Parker
Moorsereaus Et
Frompsen
W. L. Douglas
Douglas Men'schoos
Enn
Eon Eee