Healthier to Estimate Dead Enemies Than Count Them
A company commander reports to battalion HQ the dead Huns in his trench sector as 2 001. When pressed, he explains he counted one casualty himself and estimated the rest to avoid venturing into No Man's Land, a method he defends as healthier.
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H. Q
No Man's Land
Hall's Catarrh Medicine Offered as Internal Cure
Catarrh cannot be cured by local applications but hall's catarrh medicine claims to cure it by acting through the blood on mucous surfaces. The remedy is described as a tonic and blood purifier, with testimonials available. Sold by druggists for 76 cents, F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney & Co
Props
Toledo
Motorist Delayed by Pursuing Officer on Motorcycle
A frightened motorist recounts being stopped after an officer signaled him to follow on a motorcycle. The motorist admits he was traveling 52 miles per hour and explains he was arrested a couple miles back for speeding as the officer urged him to hurry, per a Kansas City Star report.
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Barney Oldfield
Kansas City Star
Unkind. Ella-My face is my fortune, Stella-Somebody shortchanged you
Chicago Daily News reports a dialogue exchange featuring Ella and Stella with sharp witticisms about beauty and trust, reflecting a humor column on social quips.
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Ella
Stella
Chicago Daily News
Fighting Spanish Influenza With Home Remedies and Tonics
Advice warns to avoid crowds and panic while boosting health through fresh air cleanliness and exercise. It promotes Dr. Pierce products such as Pleasant Pellets Golden Medical Discovery and Anuric tablets with hot lemonade and bed rest, offering contact for trial packages.
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Dr. Pierce
Pierce
Card Indexed Life Of Highly Systematic New Yorker
Halil Ray D. Lillibridge of New York lives by a card index for all daily activities. He carries reminder cards for friends and phone numbers, tracks clothes and possessions, and logs car mileage, fuel, and expenses in a ledger. He admits others may prefer different methods but says his system works best for him.
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New York
Halil Ray D. Lillibridge
Lillibridge
Judge Provides The Ring For Frustrated Newlyweds In San Francisco
In San Francisco Judge E P Mogan, famed for leniency, lent a diamond ring to three newlyweds who could not find their rings after their weddings. Each groom admitted buying rings yet misplacing them, leading to a brief, lighthearted ceremony moment.
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San Francisco
E. P. Mogan
Boy Buys Gifts for Chums in Beav er Falls
In Beaver Falls Pennsylvania nine year old Angelo Colisi visited the bank with his mother’s $400 and used most of it to buy bicycles air rifles and other toys for his playmates. Only $20 remained as he was stopped. Storekeepers have returned goods and money to Mrs Colisi.
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Beaver Falls
Angelo Colisi
Angelo
Boys Fall 35 Feet Into Abandoned Well
Calvin Mueller thirteen and his brother Arthur twelve were rescued by neighbors after the well cover gave way and the boys fell thirty five feet behind their home in St Louis Missouri. They were severely bruised but saved by rope救.
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St. Louis
Calvin Mueller
Arthur
Sun Generates Heat Behind Belvidere Art Store Fire
Fire officials said intense sun caused a blaze that started on the awning of an art store in Belvidere Illinois during a heat wave. The flames burned a large hole in the canvas before being extinguished.
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Belvidere
Ill
Pape's Diapepsin Instant Relief Ad
Don’t stay upset when meals don’t fit and you belch gas or feel indigestion. One pleasant harmless tablet relieves indigestion gases acid stomach distress instantly. Your druggist sells them. Adv.
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Adv
Eatonic
Atonic
Eatonic Remedy Company
Wabash Ave
Chicago
Ill
Destroying Chinch Bugs by Burning Fence Rows
Fall practice to destroy chinch bugs involves burning fence rows around infested grain fields. A slow steady flame fanned by a breeze kills 80 to 90 percent of hibernating insects and reduces survivors for spring wheat fields.
Why Women Dread Old Age Ad
A vintage advertisement urges women not to fear aging and claims Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules keep kidneys and bladder clean to prevent senile ailments. It promises restored vigor, health, and a youthful look with periodical use and warns to buy only the genuine brand from first class druggists.
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Haarlem
Zee
Adv
New Patent Medicine Promises Universal Cure
In conversation two townsfolk note a new patent medicine claiming to cure everything while Jed Larkin’s sons pursue medical college. They joke that as people seek professions fortunes shift, making some trades less profitable.
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Abner
Rachel
Jed Larkin
Free Cuticura Samples Offer For Skin Relief
Try Cuticura Soap and Ointment with free samples by mail or at druggists. Send to Cuticura Dept. X Boston for sample requests and learn how quickly they relieve itching skin and scalp troubles. Soap 25 Ointment 25 and 50 Adv.
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Dept. X
Boston
Liberty Pies Stirling War-Time Humor
Birmingham Age-Herald humor quotes a planning quip about stale pies labeled liberty pies to prompt careful purchases. A playful exchange notes wartime rationing and price pressures shaping menu wording to coax restraint in patrons.
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Birmingham Age-Herald
Castoria Reminder for Mothers Seeks Signature Check
Caution urging mothers to inspect Castoria bottles for the labeled signature Y MUCK as the trusted remedy for infants and children. Notes Castoria’s long use spanning over 30 years with the familiar Fletcher’s Castoria branding.
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Fletcher
Leading Furniture Mover Tops Society Circles
In Society notes a witty exchange about a husband famed as the town’s leading furniture mover. The line underscores social currents and local gossip as the narrator highlights his prestige among the foremost families.
Cole Carbolisalve Promises Quick Skin Relief
Cole Carbolisalve relieves burning itching and skin diseases. It stops pain of burns and heals without scars. Available for 25c plus 0c. Send 25c to The J. W. Cole Co. Rockford Illinois for a package.
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Cole
J. W. Cole Co
Rockford
Ill
His Advantage in Chappy Talk Breaks the Ice
A witty exchange notes how a man who uses chappy talk can be used to break the ice. The dialogue pivots on leveraging odd speech for social advantage and rapport.
Change in a Woman's Life and Lydia Pinkham Remedy
A Fremont Ohio woman describing the climactic changes of middle life reports heat flashes nervousness and general fatigue. She credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with restoring normalcy and improved strength. The ad offers letters to Pinkham Medicine Co Lynn Massachusetts for further guidance and confidential responses.
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Fremont
Beng
Lydia E. Pinkham
Royal Line Somewhat Mixed in Prince Carol’s Pedigree
The Roumanian prince Carol is described as marrying beneath him and continuing a mixed royal pedigree. The Hohenzollerns are traced through a long line of unions including a Coburg princess lineage, a Murat relation, Stephanie Beauharnais, and a Miss Marie Bruce tied to the Earl of Ailesbury, illustrating a broad and complex historic network.
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Carol of
Roumania
Hohenzollerns
Europe
Ferdinand
Houes of Coburg
Antonia of Kohary
Austria
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Victoria
Josephine
Napoleon
Marie Bruce
Earl of
Boy calms class with comic plea after teacher fainting
A schoolchild steadies frightened students when a teacher collapses. From a bench he asks to fetch his father who makes coffins, provoking laughter that helps revive the teacher and reveal the moment later.
Riches Hinted In Brief Exchange From Brooklyn Citizen
A terse exchange shows one man claiming to make $3.50 in real money after promising to review a recipe. The other asserts urgency and eagerness to become wealthy, reflecting a fragment from the Brooklyn Citizen.
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Brooklyn
Poem Reflects Idyl Moments Amid Strenuous Life
A brief verse notes that even the strenuous poet finds idyl moments. It captures a pause in effort and a dawning calm within creative work.
Longing for home leads to arrest in California
Jack Lowe known as Mysterious Jack vanished from Camino ten years ago and lived in solitude in a forest cabin. He was arrested in Redding for a murder from about twelve years ago and is now serving a long state prison term with Camino property seized by the federal government.
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Forest Service
Jack
Lowe
Camino
Redding
Making Love in Auto Costs Driver 16.25
J A Garcia paid 16.25 in Justice Lautz's court Bellville after a motorcycle officer stopped him while driving with one hand on the wheel and the other on a girl. The car veered and Garcia was arrested for the impropriety.
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St. Louis
J. A. Garcia
Halts Race With Death Telegram Sparks City Police Action
In Wichita a telegram urged Omar W. Clarke to come home as his mother sickened. Clarke rushed to St Louis with a pass for Wheeler Indiana, but was halted when he could not show a registration card. Police detained him while verification was sought.
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St. Louis
Wichita
Kan
Omar W. Clarke
Clarke
Santa Fe
Wheeler
Three Cent Cafe Visit Ends In Riot In Cleveland
Peter Eshon sought a full meal at a shop advertising a three cent restaurant in Cleveland Ohio. He ate freely then left three cents on the counter the owner rejected. Eshon returned and a near riot ensued. Police detained him and he paid twenty dollars more for his food at the station.
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Cleveland
Peter Eshon
Peter
Eshon
Steals Cent and Small Loot Then Faces Federal Post Office Entry Charge
James J. Braunberg, after a three year term for breaking into a Wisconsin post office at Cashville and stealing one cent plus $1.50 in stamps, is brought to court on a federal charge of entering the post office. His prior sentence was deemed sufficient and he was discharged.
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Madison
Wis
Cashville
James J. Braunberg
Memorial Letter Details Florence Man Killed in Action
A letter to the mother of Joseph Davis of Florence New Jersey describes a memorial service held weeks ago at a Methodist church after his death in action on July 19. The letter says he was wounded and notes the service as part of the mourning.
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Mr. McMurray
Dean
P. K. McMurray
Hickory
Chicago
Lil
McMurray
David H. Shapiro
Notary Pubbiio
Foster-Milburn CO
Buffalo, N. Y
New York
Joseph Davis
Florence
N. J
Anatomical Persiflage in a Gusty Moment
A windy scene unfolds as a man struggles against a 40 mile per hour breeze. His body parts joke about politics and fatigue, with his legs and other features speaking in a humorous dialogue about being tired and sore.
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Tird’s
Swamp Root Advertises Kidney Aid
An old drug advertisement promotes Dr Kilmer's Swamp Root as a physician prescript for kidney and bladder ailments. It claims quick results, wide sale, and offers a sample bottle for ten cents by mail to Dr Kilmer Co. Binghamton NY.
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Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton, N. Y
Quote about marriage and intelligence from Birmingham Age Herald
A Birmingham Age Herald remark notes that marriage can bring a sad disappointment when a woman discovers her husband is not brilliant. The dialogue evolves to consider temperament and the idea that a stupid man is often more docile.
College Trench Duty Brings Father’s Praise
Unclear fragment highlights a father praising his son as a great athlete in college and stressing the value of service in the trenches. The text emphasizes pride in his son’s potential and obligation to perform well.
The Poet’s Verse Sparks a Puzzle for Readers
A cryptic note about a poet and a mysterious magazine provokes reader confusion. The fragment hints at a rule: if the poet writes a poem that others cannot understand, he is made or defined by that act.
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Nobkody
United States War Bill Reaches About One Billion
The war bill totals roughly 1 billion dollars. The item specifies a date in April as part of the ongoing funding measure.
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United States
War quotes reflect German tactics and American resolve
Excerpt cites a Birmingham Age-Herald critique of German soldiers in World War II. It notes German aims to kill advancing American troops and shout Kamerad, while acknowledging American responses. The piece questions whether the plan succeeds, suggesting durable American deafness after repeated experiences.
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Kamerad
Birmingham Age-Herald
Jiblay’s Fortunes Mend as Mrs Tiblay Keeps Munition Plant Job
In Prosperity the tone notes Jiblay’s improving fortunes and predicts a possible new career as a tailor. Mrs Tiblay continues her job at the munition plant for another month, suggesting ongoing stability amid local talk.
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Jiblay
Examination of a Student’s Originality
A heavy headed examiner peers over his spectacles asking if the submission is purely original. The student affirms and admits possibly encountering a few dictionary words within the prose.
With the Grid Fane and Bob in Football Confusion
A fragmented discussion references players Fane and Bob in a football context. It mentions lumbago and questions about positions such as full-back half-back and whether a player is ark or quarter-back, indicating uncertainty about team roles.
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Fane
Bess
Bob
Ark
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