Quick to Go Doctor You Are as Sound as a Dollar
Brief exchange between patient and doctor about longevity and strength, with a witty retort on medical reliability and personal resilience.
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Newspaper
Westville Indicator
Location
Westville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Nov 14, 1918
Page
6
Brief exchange between patient and doctor about longevity and strength, with a witty retort on medical reliability and personal resilience.
A vintage advertisement extols Knowlton's Danderine as an easy cheap solution for lustrous fluffy hair with no dandruff. It claims rapid results in ten minutes and new hair growth within two weeks, urging readers to test by drawing a strand through a cloth for instant softness and gloss.
At a small party a country boy stands in a corner as his friends notice his suit. His hostess asks who made it and he answers with a shy line blaming his mother.
A Browning excerpt urges faith over fear with the line about planning in youth and trusting God. The quotation emphasizes not being afraid and facing challenges with confidence.
The snippet shows Mrs Oldwed asking if she is dearer, and Mr Oldwed replying that everything is dearer nowadays, hinting at shared concern about price and affection in a bygone era.
Warning about silent kidney disease progression urges immediate action for backache and eye puffiness. It touts Dodd’s kidney remedy as effective for restoring kidney health with a money back guarantee and specific packaging details.
A testimonial from Mrs Worthline of Philadelphia credits Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with improving her health after three months of distress. The ad claims many mothers overextend themselves causing nervousness and headaches and that the product restores normal health during such periods.
A dialogue on germ awareness shows Doc Braney stressing precautions while noting germs target the mind when they cannot attack elsewhere. The exchange highlights complacency versus vigilance in handling unseen threats.
A vintage advertisement urges mothers to use California Syrup of Figs for sick babies and children. It promotes a gentle cleansing of stomach liver and bowels, claims rapid relief from feverishness crossness and distress, and warns to insist on the genuine California Fig Syrup Company product to avoid counterfeits.
Patience notes Harry at a patriotic meeting in khaki Patrice comments on his long stand. Patience reveals he joined the cavalry and on the first day rode a horse, a fact Patrice hints may not mean true patriotism.
An old advertisement promotes Cuticura to treat eczema and rashes that itch and burn. It urges daily use to prevent pimples and offers free samples via Cuticura Dept Boston. Soap and Ointment priced 25 and 50 cents.
Two women recall a sergeant they met before his voyage. The first says she married him two days after meeting him and three days before he sailed, while the second notes his good looks as she remembers.
The remark suggests continuing fraught relations despite peace as efforts to reconcile with Germany remain challenging. Observers caution that cordial ties may take time to establish and trust remains limited.
A terse old proverb suggests a man fearing independent thought ought to marry. The line frames marriage as a remedy for individual autonomy worries rather than a social institution.
Fragmentary OCR reads that ignorance and hesitation hindered a man from offering guidance. Details are sparse. no clear names, dates, or places are readable. The item appears as a short quotation or editorial fragment without full context.
A reader testimonial notes long term kidney discomfort eased by Doan's Kidney Medicine. The account claims persistent use over years provided permanent relief and improved well being.
Dr J H Ritson notes the British and Foreign Bible Society has issued scriptures in at least 72 languages for sailors soldiers and civilians in war zones. The society has delivered over 7 000 000 scriptures and operates from Berlin Vienna Budapest and Constantinople with soldiers and civilians turning to the New Testament amid combat. Between 800 000 and 300 000 Jews serve among the fighting forces largely with the allies and many read the New Testament for the first time.
The ad targets women with kidney and bladder complaints. It claims kidney health affects overall wellbeing and promotes Dr Kilmer Swamp Root as a healing aid. Readers can obtain a sample bottle by sending ten cents to Dr Kilmer Co and buy larger sizes at drugstores.
A playful exchange centers on a compliment about a young lady's appearance. The line compares her face to a flower, prompting a pun about her being a daisy. The moment highlights lighthearted banter and admiration.
An unclear late night remark jokes about a missing device described as a neu sator. The quip notes a "fowl" error in the wording, reflecting a lighthearted, garbled street exchange.
The remark contrasts gossiping individuals as narrow yet capable of wide spread. It illustrates how such people can disseminate information broadly despite limited scope. The quote suggests social dynamics where small minds influence many.
A theater audience hears a playful claim about royalties tied to a new play titled A Bunch of Kings. The remark jokes about producers and writers profiting from a fresh work, reflecting lighthearted backstage banter.
An article urges daily laxatives like Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets to cleanse the system and recommends hot lemonade, bed rest, and mustard foot-baths during colds. It notes Anuric tablets flushing the bladder aid pneumonia or bronchitis, plus a simple diet to boost resistance.
The Vice Chemical Company appeals to wholesalers and retailers to conserve stock and ship in small lots as Spanish influenza drives a surge. It reports orders surging from Oct 16 to 21 and warns of shortages, directing night shifts and direct shipments to customers to speed relief. It offers free booklets on influenza and lists new uses for VapoRub.
A Slovak butcher at a German HQ in the St Mihiel salient near Thiaucourt recalls a tense moment with three Yanee sharpshooters. He initially fears danger, then learns the snipers are Slovaks who offer an orange chocolate and cigarette, and he survives.
An old advertisement for Carbolisalve from W. Cole Co Rockford Ill claims fast relief for a painful condition without scars. It offers 2c and 60c prices and a free sample by writing to the company.
Senator Sheppard of Texas sits on a veranda at the Chevy Chase Golf Club discussing prohibition as a poor player struggles to tee off. A companion asks what the man is trying to do and the senator responds he seems to be digging himself in.
An old advertisement states catarrh cannot be cured by local applications and promotes Hall's Catarrh Medicine as a cure taken internally. It asserts the medicine acts through the bloodstream on mucous surfaces and highlights a blend of ingredients as producing remarkable results. Testimonials are offered.
A fragmented surreal satire questions where the line is drawn on food conservation. It hints at hired hands and unnamed trouble, reflecting a chaotic take on policy and responsibility.
A fragment shows Dixie, a French poodle, barking loudly while wagging, and Lucy exclaims Dixie is crossy at one end and happy at the other.
A brief aphorism argues that true love makes marriage affordable in spirit, and that even luck cannot help a quitter. The saying frames commitment as the measure of readiness for marriage.
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