The Way Some Women Talk Sparks Bald Head Joke
A light hearted quip notes how some women speech can drive a bachelor to joke about losing hair. The line captures social flirtation and humor in dating banter.
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Newspaper
Westville Indicator
Location
Westville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jul 11, 1912
Page
4
A light hearted quip notes how some women speech can drive a bachelor to joke about losing hair. The line captures social flirtation and humor in dating banter.
A concise aphorism highlighting that knowledge comes from personal effort rather than force or wealth, emphasizing intrinsic value of learning over external power or price. The sentiment underscores self-driven education as the true measure of wisdom.
In James Fullerton Muirhead’s The Land of Contrasts an American girl is praised by an Englishman for her Fazelish purity. She retorts that she had special advantages because an English missionary lived near her tribe.
A reflective note from the Christian Register on how sympathy with animals softens humans and fosters real relation with life. It urges liberal education and genuine interest in plants and all life, highlighting a directing personality that loves if welcomed.
A town where firms sell fish directly to small buyers saw glowing ads requesting a half dollar with a list of preferred varieties. One letter asked for two salmon, a dozen whitening, a dozen fresh herring, some flounders, and a lobster if available. The next day a note offered another dime to forward the fisherman.
A literary lady at a society dinner argued with a scientist about origins of mankind. She declared belief in the Bible and Adam as father of all dying, prompting a restrained reply. Days later she confessed she was mortified after checking that Eve was the mother of all living, unsure whether to write again.
An OCR fragment promotes Mrs Winslow's Southing Strup for children teething and says it softens gums reduces inflammation and cures wind colic. It then oddly references a 40 year old woman laughing and a claim about blood purity and Garreld Tes as an unlikely job candidate.
A witticism attributes Hamlet's sanity to a July Fourth standard. The quote frames Shakespearean tension between drama and perception, echoing the era's flair for witty crossovers.
An anxious four year old diplomat asks his mother for a clear approval about his behavior this afternoon. The scene hints at a wary family moment centered on a peppermint jar as a test of good conduct.
Mrs. J. L. Story notes in a reminiscence volume a fear of damp sheets held by a relative. At her death the room showed the dying woman warming her winding sheet near the fire, saying she never slept in damp bed clothes alive and will not in death.
In a crowded street car, Miss Uglimug declares hostility while Miss Perf taunts about wearing a veil to fool onlookers. The exchange highlights social tensions and public embarrassment in daily transit.
The Camorra defendants are found guilty of murders in Cuccolo case with varied sentences. Di Marinas cuts his throat in the cage after verdict as guards restore order amid protests and outcry from the condemned.
Washington July 10 Chairman Henry D. Clayton of the judiciary committee presented 13 articles of impeachment against Judge Robert W. Archbald of the United States court of commerce. The report, unanimous from the committee, condemns Archbald for misbehavior in office and calls for removal by Senate trial. It accuses him of profiting from cases before him and of abusing his office to secure gainful bargains, undermining public confidence in the judiciary.
The 48th annual grand lodge reunion of B P O Elks opened in Portland Oregon with a July 10 session at the Oregon National Guard Armory. C C Bradley exalted ruler of Portland lodge delivered the keynote address.
London reports private letters received Monday confirm the Kaiserin's health is precarious with a disquieting heart affection and she has been ordered to take absolute rest.
Joliet Illinois July 10 Frank Jackson a carpenter who was told on Monday he had inherited an English estate worth 6 million dollars has left for England to identify himself and claim the legacy.
Author Richard Harding Davis married stage actress Elizabeth McAvoy known as Bessie McCoy in Greenwich Connecticut on Monday. Justice William C. Rungee performed the ceremony.
New York July 10 John C Spooner former United States senator from Wisconsin paid a $10 fine in police court here for his chauffeur speeding on Fifth Avenue, according to city reports.
Dr. Livingston Farrand notes eight years after the founding of the national group that 26 states had no consumptive hospitals and total beds cap at 10,000. He warns about ten indigent consumptives for every bed and 250,000 to 300,000 now uninsured, urging expanded hospital provision to stamp out TB.
A proverb like line suggests that romance may overcome obstacles but cannot always cover the costs or burdens involved. It frames love as persistent yet economically costly in practice.
Miscellaneous notices from Fort Wayne to Farmland report tragedies and curiosities. Mildred Kreidt dies of acute alcohol poisoning after sipping what appeared medicine. Hallie Carter keeps fifteen captured polecats for fur. Jacob Hapner fears progressive bone fractures from a mysterious illness. Centennial observances near Pigeon Roost monument planned with milestone funding. A Masonic library cornerstone laid in Knightstown. Fourth of July celebrations noted in Sailors’ and Soldiers’ home. In South Bend a saloon thief killed by police is identified as Henry Eaves. Governor Marshall pardons three, paroles 17 others. A dog injures several children in Muncie. Michigan City man dies from injuries after air-injection prank. Rushville and Danville report accidents and clerical changes. Mrs Neal seeks release for dying husband. Farmland physician Dr Calvin Smith dies, survived by widow Jennie Smith.
A London encounter finds Charles Dickens penniless while seeking material. A hungry boy pleads for a penny and then two pennies. The boy’s generosity and Dickens kindness lead to feeding clothing and a new start.
Mrs. W. J. Cleland of Kingsley Michigan reports a painful skin eruption on her thirteen month old daughter's cheek spreading to the eye and nostrils. After applying Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment the sores soothed and healed within days with no return. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold worldwide with a free 32 page Skin Book offer.
An English Earl known for hating children, who once kept a lodge for an army pensioner McMicken, discovers that McMicken’s wife has a son. In anger the lord boasts that his role was to open and close a gate, not to propagate.
A visitor questions a man with a black mustache who is described as the author of a popular serials. Tompy reveals the man is not a literary figure but the inventor of popped grits, the best selling cereal on the market.
A humorous exchange features Dobkins and Snobkins debating belief in miracles. Snobkins boasts his wife bought cigars and he could smoke them, invoking a comic tone from Harper's Weekly.
To keep artificial teeth and bridge work antiseptically clean and free from odors and disease germs Paxtine Antiseptic is unequaled. At druggists 25c a box or sent postpaid on receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co Boston Mass.
The quote notes religion and morality as essential supports for political prosperity, attributed to George Washington. It frames virtue as foundational to governance and public life.
An old classified style notice touts Cole’s Carboli salve to stop pain from burns or cuts. Claims it heals without scars and offers free samples by mail from T. W. Cole & Co. of Black River Falls Wisconsin with a 25c price and a 0c rug instruction.
A reflective line from Mrs. Oliphant extols a person whose study amid nature's shadows and lights shields them from turmoil, suggesting an inner defense built by quiet study and perception.
An ad or note suggests Garfield Tea supports worker health by aiding stamina and energy, implying it helps sustain effort and productivity.
Mrs Dema Bethune of Sikeston Missouri says seven years of monthly illness ended after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She suffered cramps backaches and headaches and felt weak and nervous until the remedy eased her displacements and related symptoms. She urges other women to try it after doctors advised surgery and medicine failed.
Mothers of troubled babies are urged to use Resinol Soap and Resinol Ointment to stop itching and clear rashes such as eczema and ringworm. The ad notes most druggists carry the products and offers mail orders from Resinol Chemical Co. Baltimore Maryland.
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