Map Misleads on Route Says Motorist in Mock Trial
A motorist named Mr. Chuggins criticizes a route map offered by W.F.YOU for failing to clearly locate repair shops. He argues the map highlights landmarks but lacks practical navigation aids.
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Newspaper
Westville Indicator
Location
Westville, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jan 04, 1917
Page
8
A motorist named Mr. Chuggins criticizes a route map offered by W.F.YOU for failing to clearly locate repair shops. He argues the map highlights landmarks but lacks practical navigation aids.
Advertisement urging mothers to cut food costs by serving Skinner's Macaroni and Spaghetti two to three times weekly. Claims health benefits for children and adults and offers a free cookbook from Skinner Mfg. Co., Omaha Nebraska. Also notes John Skelton Williams on charity totaling about 0.05 percent of income, about 5 cents a year for a $1500 earner.
An advertisement touts Knowlton's Dandeline as a 25 cent remedy that rapidly removes dandruff and enhances hair beauty. The piece also notes Kansas leading in women office holders with 58 county superintendents and multiple elected roles.
A war expert's talk yields plentiful information yet the speaker warns its reliability mirrors that of typical weather forecasts. The exchange questions the usefulness of high certainty in wartime analysis.
A brief aside counsels telling people how good you feel rather than detailing pains. The speaker emphasizes sparing others from a recital of ailments, noting they would not be interested.
A cryptic clue suggests a riddle about combining two types of people. Booker notes men and a man as essential elements. The concise phrasing points to a metaphorical key to victory via human factors rather than tactics or armaments.
The Smithsonian bureau of ethnology reports progress in tabulating Indian names for post offices parks villa sites and outings. It notes there is no single American Indian language with one word and that about 1 000 languages exist in the two Americas with roughly 500 in north of Mexico. A standard transcription method is being devised to handle variations among nations and individual speech.
The Sixty-fifth congress will see many prominent society leaders returning to Washington to replace retiring notables. Senator elects Gerry Knox Calder Johnson and their spouses figure among the newcomers, with several already listed in the Washington social register. Some long familiar faces will depart, including Lippett Oliver Kern Sutherland and du Pont families.
The English sparrow favors a tree in front of the District building, resisting removal efforts despite city measures. Attempts by authorities, including rockets and tree trimming, fail as the birds persist, with experts noting no known remedy. The flock is expected to remain as long as the tree stands.
A long planned remodeling of the White House relics collection culminates in a dedicated room beside the main south stairway. Since 1903 the items have resided in six walnut cabinets, now housed in a cream and ivory room arranged chronologically by presidential succession for visitors.
A fragmented clipping notes chewing gum popularity in Hongkong, a recent undertaker strike in Liverpool England, and American preserved fruit flavors finding favor in Canada. It mentions Romanian sharpshooters, a German farm implement performing multiple farming tasks, and a centrifugal pump powered by an electric motor for water work.
Henry W. Schutt a New York lawyer was thought dead after a body found in the Hudson River was identified as him. A court ruling now says he must be sought as a fugitive from justice on grand larceny charges. bail was posted earlier and detectives continue to search.
Arlie Barber, elected on the Socialist ticket to Birmingham’s city commission, proposes an ordinance banning films showing love and murder scenes, domestic troubles, divorces, gambling houses, resorts of questionable character, bar scenes and riots. Movie proprietors warn the measure could shutter many theaters.
A newspaper ad touts Pape's Diapepsin as the fastest safe cure for indigestion dyspepsia and stomach upset. It claims five minute relief and urges readers to buy a fifty cent case from any drug store.
The Berlin zoo welcomes a monkey once mascot of the U-35 submarine. The animal rode out many merchant ship encounters with the crew and only moved to the zoo when cold weather threatened its welfare.
A vintage advertisement promises a rapid cold cure under the name LAXATIVE BROMO QUININS with the signature HR. W. GROVE. The claim alleges curing a cold in one day and lists a price of 25 cents.
A Birmingham Age-Herald remark notes how aging shifts tastes from exhibit novelty to the evolving appeal of a lively showman. The speaker recalls childhood interest in exhibits and a growing fascination with the performer's versatility.
Health notes warn grip illness weakens kidneys and triggers back pain and urinary troubles. Doctors report many patients recover with Kilmer Swamp Root, an herbal kidney liver and bladder remedy sold by Dr Kilmer of Binghamton New York and advertised in this paper.
Two sober citizens meet on a Babylon street and predict the end of the dancing craze. Their remark implies the world will outgrow such madness, a prophecy dated 2716 years before the Castles’ New York comeback.
An advertisement advises removing dandruff and itching to restore dry falling hair. It recommends rubbing Cuticura Ointment into the scalp and using Cuticura Soap with hot water, then making Cuticura the daily toilet preparation. Free samples offered by mail from Boston.
In Moultrie Georgia a famed setter named Fanny wears glasses after an eye exam revealed astigmatism. The dog, known for hunting, struggled with falls and missteps until fitted with spectacles, after which she hunts better and officials hope the condition will be permanently corrected.
A humorous quip notes how automobiles revolutionize farmer life. It observes that workers now return home by car after nights in the city, at a time when they used to rise early for work.
A vintage ad urges mothers to treat constipated children with California Syrup of Figs. It promises gentle bowel movement within hours, claiming relief from feverishness, sore throat, sour bile, and undigested waste. The bottle, priced 50 cents, includes full dosing directions for all ages.
Officials at the Chicago Bridewell report a troubling trend described as the morphine kiss. Prisoners being weaned from morphine allegedly receive prolonged embraces from visiting relatives to aid withdrawal, with claims of 50 or more instances observed in the facility.
A fragment quotes someone remarking that some children must be treated with kid gloves. The line plays on the phrase and suggests careful handling in a light, possibly humorous, vein.
A fragmented note reflects cynicism about appearances and public satisfaction. It contrasts glittering show with underlying truth, suggesting many are drawn to shine while real quality is overlooked.
The passage argues that overcoming obstacles fuels glory, while contentment breeds stagnation. Integrity reduces toil and strengthens results, and silent right living outmatches noisy deeds. Happiness hinges on balance of fortune and effort, with small acts of kindness building character and lasting comfort.
Mrs Russell Sage noted as an expert cook in Hackensack New Jersey. Mrs Ivy T Buehl of Atlanta appointed deputy collector of internal revenue. Mrs I Richberg Hornsby of Chicago aims to be first American war aviator. Dutch sex disability removed by parliament. Rugby school shifts to female instructors. England urges women to do agricultural work for the army. Paris police authorize women motor drivers on streetcars. Miss Mabel Blackburn invents an overshoe for horses to prevent slipping on wet streets.
Fire in Pa. drives out vice resorts. Japan enacts factory inspection laws. Cleveland moves to annex seven suburbs. St Pauls chapel in New York City turns 150. Milwaukee woman Barone Manzke has a baby at 62. U S leads in electric steel furnaces. Georgia convict camps consolidated amid prisoner shortage. sixty wardens discharged. Ancient and Honorable Mechanical Company marks 153rd banquet in Baltimore.
A collection of witty, observational snippets reflecting on gender, ambition, belief, and human behavior. The lines contrast flightiness and crankiness, favoring cars over the stage, and caution against sensational battlefield imagery.
An old saying frames wisdom as the widow’s view, noting men are self centered when ill and that securing a wife before marriage is easier than pleasing her after the wedding. The quip contrasts male excuses with a parsoned union.
A fragmented quip laments life’s brevity and boredom in daily routines. The speaker blurts that life is short to argue with a spouse and spend time chasing a subway seat or waiting for service, reflecting urban commuter weariness.
A fragment from the Boston Evening Tran script shows Aunt Edith reacting to a sudden proposal by Mr Slow, while Niece remarks a prior intention to respond calmly. The exchange highlights a playful misstep amid romantic nerves.
A 10 cent Cascarets ad promises relief from bilious and costive symptoms. It claims a torpid liver and clogged bowels cause indigestion, foul taste, sallow skin, and headaches, with a nightly cleanse that works while you sleep.
A humorous exchange reveals a misreading of words as sympathy. Bill notes apparent sympathy when asked for a loan, but the speaker clarifies the feeling was not sympathy but being touched.
A Louisville Courier-Journal quote captures a pessimistic view of chances to advance in life. The speaker jokes about possible lowly jobs like a sweeper while questioning the path to prosperity.
A proverb notes piety as a path to prosperity while wealth alone cannot breed virtue. It emphasizes starting with piety and warns that the world rarely honors a man who is led by wealth without moral grounding.
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