Valentine Day in Modern Times A Grownup View
A reflective column on how St Valentine s day blends sentiment and satire from a grown up perspective. It contrasts traditional rustic rites with contemporary gift giving and comic valentines while noting the day s pull on families and mail carriers.
Remarkable Rise From Ruin to Peoria’s Founding
A man named Roach built a fortune after purchasing land that became Peoria. A partner’s failure left him penniless, but he rebuilt a foundry after a 1856 boiler explosion. He then expanded, creating one of the nation’s great engine and shipbuilding concerns. The text also gives a cleaning tip for grease stains on wood.
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Roach
United
Kidney Pain Relief Promises through Dean's Pills
An old article extols Dean's Kidney Pills for weak kidneys and backache. It cites Mrs. Henry Zumach of Hutchinson Minnesota describing chronic back pain and dizziness, claiming relief after three boxes. The ad-style piece touts nationwide use and kidney-health benefits.
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Dean
Henry Zumach
Hutchinson, Minn
Minneapolis
Forced To Stern Measures In Sunday School Slap Incident
Indignant Sunday School pupil recounts to a mother how a classmate Millie slapped another child after a lesson about God. Millie says Jessie refused to say she loved God, prompting the punishment. The tale highlights strict methods in religious instruction and their affect on children.
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Chicago
Millie
Jessie
God
Snail Speed Measured At One Foot In Four Minutes
Civil engineer George Zahnizer observed a snail along the Western New York and Pennsylvania railroad and timed its pace. The snail covered one foot in four minutes, equating to a mile in 16 days with continuous travel.
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George Zahnizer
Zahnizer
New York & Pennsylvania Railroad
Mistletoe Warning Sparks Witty Exchange
Ferdy and Algy trade quips after Gladys cautions against standing under mistletoe. She suggests a berry could fall and fracture his skull, prompting light humor about the odd warning and the resulting banter.
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Gladys
Ferdy
Algy
Coffee Wreck and a New Path to Health with Postum
A reader tells of coffee addiction causing nervous insomnia, tried removing coffee, failed, then found relief using Postum. After proper preparation the product calmed nerves, eliminated sleepless nights, and led to a complete switch from coffee. The letter cites Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich, and promotes The Road to Wellville.
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Postum. Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Little Jasper Disobeys Orders Over Clay Man Joke
A boy named Jasper Senter learned from a sermon that man is made of clay. He crafts a clay man but stops at one leg. On the street he meets a one legged man with crutches and orders him to stay until the other leg is added, per a judge's quip.
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England
Ladies' Hum Journal
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Alfred
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Will
Jane
Valentine
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Sister Lu
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Pshaw
Peanut
Caruso
Old Dago
Grandma
Grandpa
Jasper Senter
Jasper
Cured by Cuticura After Six Months of Eczema
Mrs. Bertha Underwood of Sunfield Michigan describes a scalp eczema starting as a sore then spreading to the body causing itching and sleep disruption. After six months with no relief, she used Cuticura Soap and Ointment for two applications and Improved quickly, being fully cured in a month. Ad promotes Cuticura products with free samples and a 32 page Skin Book.
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Sunfield
Mich
Bertha Underwood
Cuticura
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Boston
Saving the Furniture
A worried mother laments the knife set given to Willie while the father suggests moving to a furnished apartment and closing the house for several months. The dialogue reflects domestic tension and deferred plans as a remedy.
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Willie
Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children Ad
Feverishness and teething disorders relieved by Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children. Move and regulate bowels and curb worms. Used by mothers for 24 years. Pleasant to take, children like them. Sold by druggists, 2 cents. Sample free. A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, New York.
Hungry Mhcber Seeks Extra Tip for a Meal
A man named Hungry Mhcber asks a boss for a small raise or gift to cover a meal. He says he has money to tip the waiter but needs more to buy food. The dialogue portrays a request for assistance in a casual street exchange.
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Mhcber
One Day Cold Cure in H W Grove Laxative ad
An old line touts Bromo Quinine as a singular laxative remedy that cures a cold in one day and grip in two. The ad highlights the signature of H W Grove and claims rapid relief.
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H.W. Grove
Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets Ad Claims Health Boost
An old advertising snippet touts Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets as a stomach liver and bowels regulator and invigorator. It notes the product has been on the market for 40 years and mentions sugar coated granules.
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Dr. Pierce
Brown Answers About Her State in Humorous Exchange
In a light exchange, Smith asks about how things are at home. Brown responds with a casual remark that she is “all right on” a truncated phrase, indicating a brief, informal update.
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Smith
Brown
Astonishing Tobacco Remedy Guaranteed
Advertisement for a tobacco remedy promising to instantly remove taste for cigarettes or tobacco with a refund offered. Customer pays 35 cents and receives the remedy by return mail from Tobacco Geanse Co in Wichita Kansas.
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Tobacco Geanse Co
Wichita
Kansas
Phat girl’s peach and worm expulsion via telegraph cables
Fragmentary OCR notes describe a Gastronomic Test praising a peaches and a vermifuge product. Mentions Baltimore American and Dr Peery. Refers to worm expulsion in hours and signals direct connections between Holland and England by telephone as cables are laid.
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Baltimore
Holland
England
Goon
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