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A mosaic of oddities from a 20th century column featuring comic observations on strawberries that don’t taste right to New York city planning, taxicab price shifts, royal fashions, a baby born on Fifth Avenue, and playful quips about editors professors and social norms, all tied by a satirical voice. It mentions Luther Burbank strawberries, Queen Mary, Ireland census rumors, and a Harvard professor on Gray’s Elegy. The piece blends social notes with humorous asides about everyday life and culture. It reads like a rapid-fire, period-voiced miscellany.
Insane Man Revealed as Wealthy Manufacturer in Richmond
Ralph A. Clarke of Brooklyn vanished from a madhouse fire five years earlier and was mourned as dead until Justice Blackmar of Brooklyn’s Supreme Court ruled on April 14 that Clarke and B. R. Benton of Richmond are the same person. The decision wiped the insanity stain and restored $27,737 in trust to Clarke. The tale, written for the New York Sunday World, traces his dual identities.
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Clarke’s Double Life Returns in Search of a Quiet Name
Ralph A. Clarke tells how he vanished under the alias B. R. Benton after being committed to a sanitarium in 1906. He rose to wealth in New York, roamed as Benton, then rebuilt a life in Richmond, revealing his identity after Rowland J. Simes uncovered him. He seeks to resolve the chaos of two names and a recovered $27,727.
Remarkable Bladder Surgery Mentioned in Letter
A letter from H W Spinks of Camp Hill Alabama dated August 16 1900 praises Dr Kilmer Swamp Root for bladder and kidney trouble relief. Notarized testimony by A B Lee notes Spinks recovery and urges readers to request information and buy Kilmer products at drugstores.
Getting Acquainted Between Neighbors
A short comic exchange shows a new family moving in next door. Two boys on the fence trade mock questions and insults, escalate briefly, then settle into friendship within five minutes. The scene captures a playful neighborhood introduction and the thawing of initial sass.
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Untaured Hero: Rural Carrier Saves Mail Amid Wood Fire
Fall River Herald reports Seth A. Eaton a rural mail carrier from Middleboro who, amid a woodland blaze, buried his mail in sand to save it before escaping through flames his hair singed his hat burned and his horse fallen.
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What Was She Wearing What She Wore In The Fire
A fireman recalls arriving at a blaze at midnight at the Von Biffers house on the avenue. Miss Von Biffer ran from the flames with her tiny niece wrapped in her arms, a brave act the witness called the bravest he ever saw.
Castoria Safe Remedy Advice and Irreverent Q&A
Examines Bottles of Castoria with signature claiming over years of use. Children cry for Fletcher's Castoria. A quip asks if Welsh rab bites are unhealthy, and a joke about a husband not knowing his wife’s dress color ends the fragment.
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The Truth About Bluing Talk No 7
A fragmented comic dialogue about domestic life and misfired expectations. Characters discuss a family dog sensing trouble and girls preparing costumes for a Shakespeare ball while fearing a public dispute may erupt.
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Cellat
The Unattainable Bachelor and Book Agent Exchange
The dialogue presents a humorous churn of modern trades and social asks. Tam questions marriage funds while a couple of book agents negotiate an order and a product pitch. The snippet pairs domestic concerns with consumer shouts about starch and Garfield Tea claims.
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