Ironquill to be pension chief raises lively Capitol chatter
In Washington and the Capitol, whispers fly about Eugene F. Ware the famed Ironquill as the president’s choice for pension commissioner. Across the scene, senators debate waistcoats and jests about car fare and political favors as old and new actors mingle in the capital milieu.
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Why the Baby Died
A West Philadelphia doctor recites a nine year old neighbor’s tale about a newborn infant dying after hospital arrival. The boy, thrilled at a new sibling count, misinterprets the doctor’s bag as containing a baby suffocating due to no holes for air, prompting grief and blame.
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Jews Mark Temporary Homes With Unfinished Stone In Rothschild Residences
An orthodox Jewish practice is noted in Lord Rothschild’s Piccadilly mansion and other Rothschild properties. A rough unfinished piece of stone, left among fine decor, signals that the home is temporary and awaiting return to the Holy Land. The article contrasts this custom across England and continental residences.
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Nazareth to Sea of Galilee Descent Rapid and Scenic
The article notes a steep descent from Nazareth to the Sea of Galilee with the city at 1,104 feet above the Mediterranean. Nearby hills rise from 2,000 to 4,000 feet, while the water lies about 1,287 feet below the land.
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The Humor of Life in a Punchy Page Row
A collection of light sketches and quips from a old era: office tales about Jimmy and a stubborn boss, a critic’s jab at a water color artist, Charlie Horner’s godly housekeeping, a doctor’s misadventure with a near death, and a joke about a chemist turning heads with ball bleach.
The Beat of the Argument in a Tenement Parlor
A humorous dialogue depicts Mrs Gabble and Mr Roen trading barbs about appearance health and social habits. Willie recalls bicycle tire woes as topics drift from appearances to household life. The couple quips compare birds and ants noting apartment life and urban wit.
To Keep 7im Beli Boy and the Locked Door Gas Escape
Phrase fragment shows a gas leak scene with Reuben Hayrick Wal noting he locked the door. No clear event dates or organizations. The readable content centers on a gas escape and a precautionary door lock. Further context needed for a fuller report.
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Unclear exchange on animal names and meanings
Aizatiarty Bellt and Thingumbob discuss translations and Latin names for animals. The dialogue riffs on hippopotamus meaning tiger horse and suggests alligators resemble submarine dachshunds in a humorous, nonsensical exchange.
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Fragmentary dialogue on names and a dishwashing query
A garbled exchange mentions a Mrs Van Albert and Mr Albert with scattered phrases about washing dishes and a cook named Basie. The strange dialogue weaves in a policeman and references to a game or pun, but its meaning remains unclear.
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Minus an Appendiz M A starvard joke
A New York Tribune item recalls a joke about medical exams and a surgeon named Dr McBurney confirming M A stands for minus an appendix. The tale features a friend boasting of becoming M A and a driver urging caution, with the chauffeur noting social judgments about speed and appearance.
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Quiet Neighbors Spark Loud Beefsteak Demand Display
A sharp eyed woman describes the new neighbors who flaunt their wealth by entering the corner grocery and ordering beefsteak in a loud voice. The scene highlights social tensions of ostentatious display.
Fragmented comic scraps and dialogues in a domestic vignette
A collage of humorous exchanges and one liner gags features teachers, inventors, and a dentist’s misadventure. Characters joke about memory, saloons, courage, and domestic pride as they navigate awkward social moments. The pieces read like snippets from late 19th or early 20th century humor pages.
She Capitulate Engagement Reveal in Odd Exchange
Maud confirms to Mabel that she and George are engaged at last after a period where he stopped spending on her. Mabel explains she allowed the proposal after considering his change in spending.
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Fragmented humorous quotes from early 20th century papers
A collage of cheeky, fragmentary quips and jokes from multiple newspapers. Snippets include playful banter about salaries, living, cigars, marriage risks, devils and gambling, with brief exchanges among managers, actors, a mother and a minister. characters unnamed, tone light.
Turn Theater Erottos stun with balancing act in London
Report on the Erottos acrobats and hand balancers in London presenting a chef d oeuvre where three performers lie in a line and rise to form a lifting arch while turning in unison. The feat is praised as balancing art at a new pinnacle. A second item notes a 83 mile letter route and a distant neighbor. A surgical case in Berlin shows a man surviving a heart bullet with heart-synchronous movement. A Tracy City rocking chair provides a built in breeze via a pneumatic pump for comfort.
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Seventy Foot Brontosaurus Fossil Found in Wyoming
The American Museum expedition uncovered near Medicine Row in southeast Wyoming a near complete giant marine lizard fossil known as brontosaurus. The skeleton measures seventy feet long and twenty feet high with six foot ribs and yard square footprints. Extraction from shale took over three months and marks the first near complete specimen recovered. It dates to five to ten million years ago when an inland sea covered parts of the western United States.
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Medicine Row
Wyoming
Underground photograph reveals oil well bottom after torpedo blast
An off country photographer lowered a camera 1,700 feet into a Warren Pennsylvania oil well after a glycerin torpedo explosion. A cavern fourteen by seven feet formed below the oil sands, enlarged by the blast, with oil trickling into the cavity ready for pumping.
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Ping Tomg to Washington and other odd notes
A jumble of brief items mentions Mark Hanna hosting ping-pong in a Washington home, Jerry Simpson rivaling Montana champions, and Leo XIII’s frail state with sedan chair travel. It then hints at a remote Scottish parish with a gamekeeper amid scattered oddities.
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Belgorod Beggar Dies at 140 in Quiet Life
A man in Belgorod, Russia, noted for a 140 year life as a beggar, dies after a life of alternating impersonations as cripple and as blind and dumb. He never faced want, worry, or famine, despite a long nomadic career and nine marriages. His father was a professional beggar and he briefly attempted work three times without success. He spent a long period in St. Petersburg before passing away.
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Bearded lizard of Australia described in detail
A bearded lizard, a familiar member of a small Australian group within the Agamold family, is noted for its stout build large swollen head and a frill of spines along the neck. It is contrasted with its Asian African and Australian relatives as a distinctive species.
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Lzard
Cat Traps Fish with Clever Net Feeder
A Pont Ste. Maxence resident keeps live bait near a tank, but his cat uses discarded giblets to dangle into the water through wire netting. The cat then claws the fish that nibble at the bait, outwitting the owner who later discards the belt used in the hoax.
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Bia
Pass
Washington Times
Fe Mine for Pintagm and Company Formation
A new mining venture named Fe Mine for Pintagm and Company has been formed near Tule Meen river and Granite Creek deposits. Chinese laborers have reportedly earned wages for fifteen years in recovering platinum from placer deposits in the area.
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Se Sitle
Tulemeen River
Granite Creek
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