Quips and Quirks From a Wild Newspaper Page
A scattered 19th century column blends derisive quips about public figures, science, and society. Snippets mention Socrates, brain fever, devious plans for a submarine, Carrie Nation, men giving babies baths, hats in church, and a mock warning about a queen’s age. Jokes on mosquitos, misidentified deer, and courtly satire mix with oddities from politics, theater, and crime reports.
Millionaire Chanter Marries Actress to Join Society Circle
William Astor Chanler, former congressman and explorer, married Miss Minnie Ashley, a stage performer known for her beauty. The couple plans a Society welcome with family dinners, and Mrs Chanler is stepping from stage to society life. Chanler, son of John Winthrop Chanler and grandson of John Jacob Astor, remains a noted New York figure with a history in politics and Africa exploration.
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William Astor Chanter
Minnle Ashley
San Toy Company
Chanler
Harvard
Boston
Ashley
Great Neck
L. A
Chanter
William Astor
William
Astor Chanter
John Winthrop Chanter
John Jacob Astor
New York
Africa
Salutes Not in His Honor by Stedman Echoes Rural Portrait
Edmund Clarence Stedman, visiting France, notices peasants bowing to him on a road, thinking him a statue. He discovers the statue of the Virgin City Children behind him as the salutes continue. The earl of Meath proposes moving elementary pupils to model country villages to reduce poverty and repopulate rural areas with basic food costs covered.
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Edmund Clarence Stedman
France
Mr. Stedman
Earl of Meath
London
The Problem of Education Dr Louis Duncan Says
Dr Louis Duncan argues in a magazine article that U S technical education is overly technical He warns against overinstruction and urges developing imagination to form mental plots of problems rather than creating mental morohouses of men He advocates turning learners into workers who can visualize solutions.
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Amsterdam
Holland
Jeffries
Louis Duncan
Book production by nation per million inhabitants
Figures show books produced per million: Germany 364, France 344, Switzerland 338, Belgium 237, Italy 3, Sweden 300, Norway 262, Great Britain 175, Russia 5, United States 1, Spain 6. Periodicals per million favor the United States at 510, with Switzerland next at 320.
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France
Switzerland
Belgium
Italy
Sweden
Norway
Great Britain
Russia
United States
Spain
Endless chain of ear trade shocks Chicago Chronicle report
A man who sold a car to a western millionaire for five thousand dollars offered a thousand for an ear replacement. Dr C V Stebbins of Ironwood Michigan relayed a Hungarian miner from Hurley Wisconsin who received a letter from a friend in the East proposing the operation. The doctor cautioned no great danger, and the caller, unnamed, sought more details before deciding.
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Chicago Chronicle
Good Qualities Of Apache War Chief Galche In Oklahoma
The article praises Galche as a notable Apache war chief whose influence helped Geronimo become associated with church mapping. It also lauds Naiche as a noble leader with strong intellect, honor, and a gentle nature, noting his three years in the Dutch Reformed Church and occasional temptation by whisky.
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Oklahoma
Galche
Geronimo
Naiche
Dutch Reformed Church
Gen Jones offers eye exams and glasses for Binghamton pupils
Gen Edward F Jones once lieutenant governor of New York has proposed to the Binghamton school board to pay for eye examinations for all public school pupils. He would provide glasses where needed or treatment for poor children. He became totally blind after years of eye trouble despite efforts of leading oculists.
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Jones
Edward F. Jones
New York State
School Board of
Binghamton
Gen. Jones
Mrs ranna’s Taste in Dress Shows Black and White Style
Mrs Maercus Hanna, newly attached to art and society circles, has emerged as a dress authority. Once known for bold color, she now favors a refined black and white palette. Her silver gray hair is gathered in a high knot with skilled waves.
Battlefield Parks Honor Civil War Combat Across Nations
The piece describes five major battlefield parks built by the U S government to memorialize Civil War sites at Chickamauga Gettysburg Shiloh Vicksburg Antietam and related actions. It notes lands roads monuments and tablets, plus the extensive scope of preservation and impartial marking across twenty eight states with hundreds of monuments and large expenditures. It also recounts a Cavalier anecdote about soldiers' faith during the war and a reflection on reserves.
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Antietam
Chickamauga
Georgia
Tennessee
Missouri
Maryland
H. W. Boynton
Congress
Gettysburg
Shiloh
Vicksburg
Gettysburg Park
Vicksburg Park
Uncle Sam
Illinois
Hagerstown
Sharpsburg
Ohio
Tennessee River
Knob
Missionary Ridge
Tunnel Hil
Ringgold
Great Park
Chickamauga Battlefield
State of
Chattanooga
Lookout Mountain
Chickamaugs
Lafayette
Battle Field
Gen. Bragg
Orchard Knob
Grant and
Thomas
St. Chickamatuga
Rene Bache
Chicago Record-Herald
Bright
Ope Ume
Daan
Foster-Milburm Co
Buffalo
The German Empire divided into 145 chambers of commerce
A fragment notes that the German Empire is cut into 145 chambers of commerce each with its own finances and required to appoint an experienced secretary, then shifts to assorted topics including cold remedies, kidney health, and Defiance Starch market claims.
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Chamber of Commerce
Ciatrizm
German Empire
Record Run to Kansas City by Wabash Fast Mail
Wabash train No 9 from St Louis to Kansas City achieved a record five hours fifty minutes Sunday afternoon beating the old record by five minutes. The fast mall line carried mail, chairs, a diner and a combination car with top speeds of seventy miles an hour between several towns. Conductor J E Gould led the train. engineer George Nelson and fireman Charles Summerville managed the run for the St Louis Republic.
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St. Louis
Kansas City
No. 9
Mexico
Montgomery City
J.8. Gould
George Nelson
Charles Summerville
St Louis Republic
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