Quips and quirks from the Western Kansas page mix of jokes
A collage of wry observations and ironic lines from the Western Kansas World column. Notes on humor about work, memory, romance, travel, politics, and daily life mix with gadget gibes and light satire. A parade of playful anecdotes and pointed witticisms reflects early 20th century social banter.
Grant Peace Letter Found in Hartford Display
A historic letter shows Gen Ulysses S Grant writing Let us have peace. Found in the Courant building Hartford, the note was addressed to Gen Joseph R Hawley, president of the National Union Republican convention which nominated Grant. Hawley had forgotten it amid other papers and it was recently recovered from forgotten correspondence.
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Ulysses S. Grant
Courant
Hartford
Joseph R. Hawley
National Union Republican Convention
Gen. Grant
Washington
Astor Hospitality Tops English Social Life in America
William Waldorf Astor in America hosts extravagant Cliveden gatherings with a ten piece band, nightly dances, and a duchess guest who ordered amateur theatricals. Since William Astor’s relocation, he remains a British social figure, despite residence abroad. A separate Savannah ball plans a grand civic tribute to Gen. James E. Oglethorpe, aiming as a premier social event in Georgia’s history.
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England
William Waldorf Astor
William
Astor, Sr
Cliveden
Astor
Caveden
Duchess of Wellington
Astors
London
William Astor
America
His Majesty's Guards
John Bull
Relic Stone For Washington Cathedral From Iona Site
Miss Susan Grant of St Andrews Scotland arrives in New York en route to Washington with a stone fragment from the rock on which St Columba preached in 568. The gift honors Bishop Satterlee and the Washington cathedral’s plan to embed stones from ecclesiastical sites.
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Miss Grant
Washington
Susan Grant
St. Andrew's
Scotland
Alexander Grant
Edinburgh
New York City
Argyll and the Isles
Satterlee
St. Columba
Island of
Iona
Noted Chefs in Contest in Montara and Pittsburg
Two chefs named Petit and Dowst will enter a seven course dinner contest. Petit, a Pittsburg hotel employee, argues for gradual use of brandy or wine to enhance flavor. Dowst, overseeing the Montara hotel culinary department, advocates cooking without alcohol. The winner receives 1000 dollars and the event tests both culinary skill and sobriety.
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Petit
Pittsburg
Donst
Montara
Dowst
Senator Tellers Politics
An old friend asked Senator Teller if he felt odd being called a democrat. He replied he once affiliated with the democratic party in Allegany County New York before moving to Morrison DL to practice law and later attended the Chicago convention that nominated Lincoln and then joined the Republicans.
D Lippincott to Marry Belle Armstrong in 21st Inst
D Lippincott, a widower since 1833, will marry Belle Armstrong daughter of a prominent lawyer in Philadelphia and relocate to offices in that city and the capital. The engagement notes his second matrimonial union.
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Lippincott
Belle Armstrong
Quaker City
Prettiest New York Girl Anita Stewart Voted Queen of Beauty
General consensus names Anita Stewart daughter of Rhinelander Stewart as the prettiest girl in New York. At sixteen she avoids society for two years though she attends matinees with her governess, drawing notice for her beauty, light brown hair, oriental eyes, and graceful height.
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New York
Anita Stewart
Rhinelander Stewart
Miss Stewart
Young Millionaire Goelet Plans Law Career and Real Estate Role
Robert Wilson Goelet, brother of the Duchess of Roxburghe, is a Harvard graduate reading law with the De Witts and aims to become a licensed attorney. He plans to actively oversee his vast real estate holdings like John Jacob Astor, and is noted for keen bargaining instinct in Wall Street deals.
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Robert Wilson Goelet
Duchess of
Thia Wall Street
Inventa Novel Street Car Solves Crowded Car Issue
Oliver Jenkins of Cleveland claims to have solved the crowded street car problem with an improved vehicle. His design features perpendicular sidewalk rises from the Moor instead of under seats, four additional rows of straps, and a claim that one seated passenger takes as much space as three standing. He seeks a thorough local test by the street railway to prove capacity for 300 persons.
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Inventa
Oliver Jenkins
Cleveland
Jenkins Hhas
Jenkins
Senate Matrimonial Eligibles in the Senatorial Line
Alphabetical list of matrimonial eligibles in the senatorial line is presented as a hat of names. The item appears as a social note noting eligible matches among prominent figures. It reflects a society page tradition of pairing notable individuals for potential unions.
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Senate
Care of Bees in Winter and Fence Over Hills
Instructions on wintering bees in cellars versus outdoors, noting safer temperatures, ventilation tips, and honey consumption differences. A discussion on building fences over hills explains posts required remain the same while wire length increases.
Two Hundred Miles an Hour Monorail System Intro
A French engineer M. Defic introduces a monorail propulsion system. A one tenth scale model reached 13 miles per hour on a single track using electric power. Key ideas are weight reduction and improved wheel grip with a wheel ratchet. Further tests at Nemours aim to prove viability for 200 mph.
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M. Defic
Nemours T
M. Devic
Cold Cured Cheese Wins Tests At Low Temperature
The New York Agricultural Experiment Station found that cheese cured at 40 degrees loses less moisture, remains higher in commercial quality, and can be stored longer without quality loss. Using paraffining with low-temperature curing yields greatest economy.
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New York Agricultural Experiment Station
Diagnosing Bone Fractures With Tuning Fork Test
A Chicago Medical Recorder note describes using a tuning fork and stethoscope bell to locate bone fractures, especially in the jaw. The bell is placed over the suspected site and the handle near the bone, transmitting sound to the examiner to identify fracture presence or absence.
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Chicago Medical Recorder
Pills Ease Back Pain and Kidney Trouble, Customer Note
A customer testimonial from Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo praises a medicine for curing back ache and irregular kidney secretions, claiming they felt improved health after the last dose. The advertisement notes the price as 50 cents per box and urges dealers to stock.
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Foster Milburn Co
Buffalo
German journalism lectures by Heidelberg professor to repeat in Cologne
Prof Koch of Heidelberg is the sole journalism lecturer at any German university who has taught the subject for years. He has now been asked to reprise his course on the History Nature and Significance of Public Opinion the Press and Journalism in Germany at Cologne University.
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Koch
Heidelberg
Germany
Cologne
Soldier punished for calling lance corporal a insult
A private stationed at Mhow India received 168 hours hard labor for calling his lance corporal a Brod rick. He asked if the punishment was for insulting the secretary of state for war or the lance corporal. The court remained silent.
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Mhow
India
Brodrick
Secretary of State For War
London Mail
Education Drives Mexican Farmers to Modern Tools
Mexicans must be shown. Mexican agriculturists must be educated to the use of modern agricultural implements by demonstration. If a man has never seen a thresher it is hard to sell him one from a catalogue.
United States Tops World Hop Crop Output
The United States now produces more hops than any other nation. Of a world crop totaling 1,760,000 hundredweight, the U S contributes 462,009 hundredweight, leading global production.
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United States
Naval and Military Prisoners in Ireland 1902
The record states that 527 naval and military prisoners were committed to civil prisons in Ireland during 1902. This figure reflects the scale of military and naval confinement within civil facilities for that year.
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Ireland
Remarkable Kokomo Woman Praises Kidneys Pill
Mrs. Anna M Willis of Kokomo Indiana age 74 writes a publication letter praising Dodd s Kids new Pills after kidney trouble for 20 years. She says the remedy restored her and let her perform farm and household work, making her feel 20 years younger. The note appears in a local address RR No 6 Kokomo.
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Kokomo
Ind
Anna M. Willis
Dodd's
G. E. Meek
Peasant Arrested Over Algebra Book in Minsk Province
A young village resident in Minsk province was arrested for possession of an algebra book. The justice of the peace acquitted him of conspiracy but warned against buying books that could make him an anarchist and infidel.
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Russia
Minsk
Justice of the Peace
Drunken Russian Merchants At Fair Risks Court
Report notes Russian merchants at Nijni Nor fair misbehave while amuse themselves as drunken cowboys. Last summer 1,169 cases of broken limbs were recorded, none brought before magistrates, as most incidents were settled out of court by payments of indemnity.
Equally Dangerous And Curious Gasconade Of Devotion
A fragmented note argues that a small lead pellet in a man is praised as strong proof of devotion to country while he may suffer malaria or salicylic acid poisoning. The text blends sarcasm and a mock-serious tone, reflecting confusion about patriotism and injury in wartime rhetoric.
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Rene Sensei
Largest Tree in Switzerland Found on Melchthal Mountain
A fragment notes the largest tree in Switzerland sits on Melchthal mountain side at a high elevation. Measurements given include a base estimate and a trunk diameter described as forty feet, though several figures appear garbled.
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Switzerland
Melchthal
Fragmented,satirical miscellany items span fear to fashion
A varied page notes quirky phrases about dating quirks and dogs tracking boots, then shifts to advertisements and curiosities. It mentions insurance, slot machines, early railways, golden weddings, scarce cures, and odd cultural tidbits about dress, hair, and German toy manufacture.
Farmer's wife hanged herself then husband follows on same tree
A farmer's wife killed herself by hanging in the garden. He remarried and also hanged himself on the same tree. He wrote to a distant old friend about the eerie coincidence, who replied simply to send a cutting of the tree.
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New York
Nowa
English Life Expectancy Rises Across 1854 to 1890
A British study notes Englishmen born between 1854 and 1890 saw their average life span increase by about four years, reflecting improvements in health and living conditions during the late 19th century.
Proper Food Benefits Mind and Body, Grape Nuts Testimony
A California trained nurse credits Grape Nuts with restoring her health after years of illness and failed medicines. She claims the cereal eased her nervous and physical collapse within months and led her to recommend it to patients. Look for The Road to Wellville in each package.
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California
Postum Co
Battle Crook
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