Treatment for Sprains and Local Social Events
Chamberlain's Liniment relieves sprains swelling and lameness and may shorten recovery to about one third the usual time. Available in 25 and 50 cent sizes from all druggists. Ladies' Aid of the Baptist church entertained by Mesdames Scheildnecht Tanner and Sprague at Tanner's home. Box social at Keiser school last night for library and organ fund raising about 62 dollars realized.
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Chamberlain
Ladies’ Aid of the Baptist Church
Mesdames Scheildnecht
Tanner
Sprague
Keiser School House
Malaprops Spark Laughs in Witty Miscellany
A pious old lady misstates a zoo visit as a stroll through theological gardens while a servant quips about a master’s illness with a mock eternal consolation. A new quip notes Italy reveals crowds of people in the garbage of monks with tonsils on their heads, showcasing humorous malapropism.
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Malaprops
Italy
Early veterinary science roots and a witty play remark
The note traces veterinary origins to Vege tius with De Arte Veterinaria and cites 1761 Lyons as the first veterinary college example. A theater quip then contrasts an intense play with a breathless remark. A joke about a golden wedding ends with a banker-hero exchange.
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Hippocrates
Vegetius
France
Lyons
The Duchess' Philosophy at Cleveland Funeral
A reminiscence recalls the old duchess inviting a relative to her husband’s funeral and urging him to bring a gun in a blunt plan to shoot pheasants, reflecting a stark royal attitude toward death and sport.
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Duchess of
Cleveland
Algernon West
No Resemblance in a Quip on Reputation
An early 20th century witticism contrasts a youth ful boarder claiming women and cats are alike with a cheerful idiot who counters that a woman cannot climb a telegraph pole and a cat cannot climb a millinery bill. The piece muses on how many live on the reputation they might have made.
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Holmes
Cough Remedy Helps Wheeling Family Avoid Doctor Bills
Mr William H Lerig of 41 Fifth Street Wheeling Virginia says his daughter suffered cold spells and a severe cough last winter but Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured her without a doctor. He also notes his son escaped croup with timely use of the syrup which is sold by all druggists.
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Wm. H. Lerig
Fifth Street
Wheeling
V. Va
Chamberlain
A Grateful Crab Thanks Anglers With Buried Bounty
English anglers Alfred Sommeriad and Edgar Bateman fished near Eastbourne. A crab spared after a bait spill placed a haul of fifteen and a half pounds of live fish in the basket as a bank offering for its life.
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Alfred Sommeriad
Devonshire Park Theater
Eastbourne
Edgar Bateman
Pomp and Fashion Gathered in Elegant Promenade
A quoted reflection notes that people of high social standing stroll in eight jackets and chimney pots without shame. Another adage cites Fortune displaying both virtues and vices as light reveals all objects.
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Londos Tabler
Cutter
Two Reasons Not To Play With A Hat
A young lady warns Bobby not to touch Mr. Borum's hat during a social visit. He asks why, and she explains he might break it and will need it soon, implying the hat's importance to him.
Her Great Memory Quotation Appears in Lippincott's
A quotation about memory from Alice notes mothers have a long memory. The line dissects how a mother remembers things much further back than her children. The excerpt reflects a domestic insight praised by Lippincott's.
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Alice
Lippincott’s
Prehistoric humor exchange in nursery dialogue
A child claims to have a father a mother and a grandfather. An old man asks the age of the grandfather and the child responds by saying they have had him for a long time.
Advertising Your Product Through The Newspaper
A brief tout of using the newspaper to publicize goods as the fastest path to market reach. Emphasizes the paper as a broad, efficient medium for publicity.
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Waco
Chelan County Teachers Endorse School Exhibit and Codes
Chelan county teachers pledge efforts to showcase state school work at the A Y P exposition and urge timely funding. They support the new school code and urge legislators Holm and Smithson to back its adoption with appropriate amendments. They stress home school cooperation, observance of Parents Day, and immediate inclusion of manual and industrial training and agriculture in high school curricula.
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Chelan County
A.Y.P
Smithson
Senate
Code Commission
Unon
Chelan
How to Cure a Cold With Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
A vintage health notice urges careful treatment of colds and promotes Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as reliable and preventive against pneumonia. It claims worldwide reputation, safety for all ages, and wide availability at pharmacies.
Okanogan Cattle Bunch Headed to Sound Markets
About 250 head of fat Okanogan cattle were driven to the stockyards here yesterday and will be shipped out to Sound markets.
King Coal Mine at Issaquah Promises Big Returns
Promoter touts the King Coal Mine near Issaquah Washington as a high profit investment. He argues coal demand is endless, notes proximity to Seattle and the N P railway, and urges buyers to invest six dollars per share, promising quick independence and substantial profits.
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West
King
Issaquah
Seattle
New York
Washington
N. P. Railway
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