Courtroom Anecdote and Obsolete Legal Oddities
A southern correspondent recalls a judge named Immanuel Baxter and a bacon theft case with humorous alibi exchanges. The piece shifts to a note on England’s habeas corpus act and a humorous miscount by Lords Grey and Norris as described by the London Chronicle.
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Immanuel Baxter
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Tucker
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Immanuel—Ab
Immanuel
James
Cleveland
England
Bishop Burnet
Grey
Norris
Lord Norris
Lord Grey
London Chronicle
Three Great Rivers and Their Great Cities
Three major world commercial rivers are identified the Thames the Hudson and the Seine each hosting a great city London New York and Paris with populations of six four and two million respectively and river lengths of 215 350 and 497 miles. Also brief joke items and local ads note the Ever Ready Battery bicycle supplies and poultry and stock buyers at L W Co and a watch promo.
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Thames
London
Hudson
New York
Seine
Paris
New York Tribune
Science and faith collide in Lord Kelvin view on creator
The piece cites Lord Kelvin arguing science proves a creative power beyond physical forces. It notes his claim that ether has no structure and that agnosticism arises from pondering the unknown in nature. It contrasts with appeals to a purely material explanation and asserts religion can be an auxiliary to science along with a personal reminiscence of Li ebig.
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Lord Kelvin
Liebig
Wanted His Tip In Astoria A Farewell Fishy Tale
A Washington state official recalls an old Astoria fisherman who brought a monthly salmon and a tip. The official forgot the tip one morning, and the fisherman asked to be written that no tip was given to avoid his wife thinking he spent it.
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Astoria
Washington
Rim
Los Angeles Times
Alaskan Trip Notes and Wenatchee Bank Report
Excerpts describe Alaska travel plans around Queen Charlotte Sound and White Pass Mountains near Skagway with a note on travelers Miss Pruett Miss Webb Mr Webb and Miss Wells. Also includes a financial condition report for Farmers & Merchants Bank of Wenatchee listing assets liabilities capital and profits as of July 15 1908.
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Queen Charlotte Sound
Miss Pruett
Miss Webb
Mr. Webb
Miss Wells
White Pass
Skagway
Alaska
R.P. Wi
Ruby B. Maude Pruet Faun Welks
Farmers & Merchants Bank of
Wenatchee
Wash
State of Washington
In Diena
Discreet Lawyer Seeks Office Boy in Chicago News
A sly exchange where a lawyer asks an applicant if he is truthful and the boy replies he is truthful enough not to harm their business. The brief dialogue highlights caution in hiring for secrecy in Chicago.
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Chicago News
Eating macaroni Italian style an absurd guide
An ironic, humorous riff on how to eat macaroni Italian style. The piece uses mock instructional steps, grand metaphors, and playful exaggeration to describe consuming long pasta strings, comparing them to knots and Medusa on a platter, with farcical directions and nonsensical tips.
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