Rural wit and town talk echo in a 1903 column
An assortment of notes and quips on weather, clever parrot tricks, illiteracy trivia, and town improvement hopes. Observations on sidewalks turning soft in warm and frosty weather, railroad wage rises, and the feeble cheer of Christmas gift papers. The piece ends with a civic plea that towns grow through their people and industries.
Local merchants urged to advertise in The Call season
The article urges business men to advertise to reach the public during the holiday season, stating those who let the public know what they offer gain a larger share of trade than those who hide their light.
Thanksgiving record chaos hits St. Louis marriage licenses
All prior records for issuing marriage licenses were broken at St. Louis on Wednesday as 220 hearts beat in the process. Applicants in varied positions swarmed the office all day, and eloping couples formed a caravan to Clayton, illustrating widespread demand despite flawed procedures.
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St. Louis
Clayton
New York Bans Parlor Matches Starting 1903
Greater New York issues an edict prohibiting sale of parlor matches after January 1 1903 as part of enforcing an earlier ordinance. Fire department officials traced 1300 fires last year to parlor matches and aim to cut unfires by eliminating the parlor box. If the eight day match fails, authorities may revert to older punk style methods.
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New York
Illinois State News Highlights From Trenton To Taylorville
Summary of Illinois items noting Sunday closing of general stores in Trenton after Jan 1, annual meeting of Southern Illinois Horticultural Society in Anna, a Shelby county farmer George Holland hanged himself, land option near Chester prison for brick making by convict labor, Hillsboro mayor resignation and pro tem appointment, diphtheria smallpox typhoid scenes, Belleville mad dog scare with bites, E J Arnold stock farm near Greenville to spend 200000 on improvements, John ny Hoffman horses, Taylorville electric rate cut, Pleasant Hill marriage on a moving train, Evanston shoemaker finds 3500 in a shoe and is rewarded with small payment.
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Trenton
Southern Illinois Horticultural Society
Anna
George Holland
Shelby County
Chester
Henry N. Randle
Hillsboro
Clotfelter
Springfield
Sherman
Belleville
Louis Schrodt
John Winkler
H. S. Durfee
Fair Grounds
E. J. Arnold
Greenville
Johnny” Hoffman
Taylorville
Lloyd Roberts
Blanche Gillman
Pleasant ‘Hill
Chicago & Alton
Pike County
Greene County
Jones
Evanston
Ballard's Horehound Syrup Ad From Salt Lake City
A advertorial pitch urges keeping Ballard's Horehound Syrup for coughs colds and throat irritations. J A Anderson of Salt Lake City testifies to quick relief and recommends the remedy at Kingston's store with 25 50 and 1 00 price points.
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Ballard
J. A. Anderson
West 5Th St
Salt Lake City
Kingston's
Worm Destroyer for Worms and Mucus Cleanse Sold
White's Cream Vermifuge kills worms and removes the mucus and nests they build. It quickly restores healthy body conditions where worms cannot exist. Available for 25c at S. Kingston's.
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S. Kingston
Hospitality to the better sort and charity to the poor
A short Victorian aphorism by Atterbury notes virtues of hospitality and charity that complement each other, praising generous conduct toward both the well and the needy as a unified moral practice.
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Atterbury
Washington Notes On Cuban Treaty And Speakership Battle
Washington dispatch summarizes President and Secretary Hay plan to secure Cuban reciprocity with a 20 percent tariff cut, conditional on Cuba keeping or raising duties. It notes opposition in Congress, Kasson treaties, and Speaker race involving Cannon and Babcock, plus social season moves and ambassador reassignments in the capital.
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Washington, D. C
Hay
United States
General Bliss
Havana
Cuba
Congress
Herod Herod
Portunda
House of Representatives
Washington
Babcock
Roosevelt
Spooner
Milwaukee
Cullom
Alabama
Hanna
Payne
Representative Babcock
Representative Cannon
Cannon
Dalzell
Cushman
Henderson
Daizell
New England
Arlington Hotel
New York
Pointed Paragraphs on Words and Witty Life Observations
A compact collection of aphorisms on social polish, luck, public abuse, and marriage dynamics. It notes how talk betrays busy tongues, how not all are born lucky, and how telling children and adults to be good or great prompts applause. It ends with a sharp view on approved opinions.
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CaLu
Troy
Illinois
Blessed
Startling Cure by Electric Bitters for Rheumatism
A healthy blacksmith from Tilden Indiana suffered ten years of rheumatism but reports a dramatic change after using Electric Bitters. He credits two bottles with curing his pain for over a year and says the tonic purifies blood, steady nerves, aids digestion, and revives life. Also promotes Rocky Mountain Tea and urges trying both at S Kingston's drug store for 50c.
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A. T. Headley
Tilden
Ind
S. Kingston
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