Far and Near local notes and incidents
Sparta to get a fire engine. a Greenville woman inherits 200000 from a priest who died in France. Gillespie mine back in operation after five months idle. Lorenzo’s phone exchange completed. Rev Metzler receives 10000 from a will. Ranolph county poor farm destroyed by fire. 43 inmates escaped unharmed. Bond county case implicates two men and a woman in assault of a 14 year old girl. Kendall county auction prices show a yearling at 90 cents, two-year-old 1.60, mule 9.50. Cows rise to around 50 dollars. Geo Simpson, 80, reports third set of teeth forming. Prairietown出现 outbreak of central pneumonia, quarantine in effect.
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