Early 1900s Letters and Satire From Local Papers
A collage of quotes and notices from small papers highlights political talk, cultural reflections, and humor. Items include Queen Victoria’s jubilee remark, Shipman Reveille closure, wage and climate quips, dracon buttons, debt cautions, weed control for health, college yells, and a burglar frightened by a Vassar girls’ yell.
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Vassar
Umbrella patents aim to outshine rivals with transparent design
A list of about 1,000 umbrella patents over 20 years highlights a new inventor claiming a transparent waterproof umbrella. It would let pedestrians see lamp posts and obstacles in rain while still blocking water. A refreshed clergyman told a long sermon on balance, noting departures as listeners weighed in.
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United States
Maine
California
Montana
Florida
Arn Journal
Philadelphia
Far Journal
Cnd
Sarbarages
Desian
8 & CO
Broadway
America
Uals
Scientific American Larye
Siz
Moutha
Addipas
Munn’ & CO
Blisbels
New Yari City
Beware of the hard times prophet in town
Tur Sullivan Progress quotes a wholesome warning about fearmongers who cry hard times. He says such voices harm communities more than bank failures and urges people to ignore doom mongers as one would a smallpox scare.
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Tur Sullivan
An Ing rate Enemy: Newspaper Debt and Gratitude
A historical passage warns that a newspaper despises those who owe money or seek favors, while the greatest foe is the ingrate who deserts aid after receiving it. It contrasts bold, fearless presses with sneaks, cowards, and office seekers who demand allegiance.
Proposal to Stop Cyclones with Magazines of Powder
A Dallas News letter suggests arming city suburbs with powder magazines at compass points to fire electricity as a defense against cyclones and tornadoes, likening water spouts to destructive geysers and cannon blasts to quell whirlwinds.
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Gulf of Mexico
Dallas News
Pills Cure Liver Complaints and Indigestion
S000 offers pills advertised as a cure for liver trouble bile market ailments and indigestion with claims of relieving headaches. The text notes the laxative effect and availability from all druggists in a terse product pitch typical of period medical ads.
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Tax Cau
Troy
Minois
Ilinois
Quren Victoria
Reveille
Virden
Staunton Times
Btwest
Ai. I
A. Ai
Rae Ee
Vanjis Line
KE. A. Forn
Louis Mo
Julian Curzon
Xtra
Morocco
Publishes Supply CO
Emilie Building
St. Louis, Mo
S. Kington
Auro
Scientific American Agency For
Ard Family
Medi- Cares
Liebler
A. Heddergott
Guwarter
Inxs
General Merchandise
Teekly