Humorous Quips Across Newspapers From The Era
A collage of light anecdotes and quips from Philadelphia and Baltimore papers. Jokes range from poker as charity to a baronet’s offended pride, with quips on healing, monocles, and fortune telling.
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Newspaper
Weekly Call
Location
Troy, Illinois, United States of America
Date
Aug 25, 1900
Page
8
A collage of light anecdotes and quips from Philadelphia and Baltimore papers. Jokes range from poker as charity to a baronet’s offended pride, with quips on healing, monocles, and fortune telling.
A biographical sketch of Prof. Percy Selous's perilous attachment to snakes, his ruinous isolation from society, and his death after a venomous cobra bite amid a morbid desire to test counterpoison. The piece also notes an animal appetite theme with fish, birds, and occasional creatures consuming large prey.
W. D. Watson of Ohio Farmer outlines a 30 by 50 foot barn and manure shed design. Features include a drive through shed with slide doors, a right bay 12 by 15 by 10 feet expandable, hay storage on the left, weatherboard between stalls, three west side doors, and capacity for ten horses or cows plus sheep or calves.
A rural homily urges taking a day off to extend life and keeping pigs growing to stay profitable. It praises sheep as valuable property, notes herbs harvest timing, and advises dry storage. Water quality for cows affects milk, health, and flesh. mud harms udders and milk.
A note on Sarah Bernhardt favoring a quiet day in bed as a holiday. English audiences praise American singers at Windsor royal concert with Fanchon Thompson and Suzanne Adams gifted diamonds. Patti and de Rothschild hosted performances. Kubelik plays as Bertha Ida from Melbourne claims higher voice range. Hoyt lists many plays including A Parlor Match and A Trip to Chinatown. Maude Adams rose to fame as Dot Bradbury in A Midnight Bell.
The article notes laws against hands off riding, women removing forty two bicycle inventions last year, and the duchess of Albany as the first royal family member to ride a cycle. It cites a Philadelphia factory producing one machine per minute, a midorean race aboard the Empress of Japan, and a traced pedigree to 1731. It also mentions a weak Chinese cycle trade and a dare by McDonnell to ride a wire above Niagara Falls.
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