Bulletin of Witty Aphorisms and Wordplay Snippets
A Philadelphia Bulletin item collects brief humorous maxims and observations. It offers quips on manners, honesty, love, and daily life, framed as pithy lines about people, professions, and social behavior.
Some Self Made Men in Puck’s Wry View
A satirical note on self made men from Puck contrasts natural icemen with parvenus. It mocks egotism and vanity, suggesting the self made man lacks humility and often focuses on personal prestige, while others remain overlooked. The piece lampoons architects of fortune who misplace their blueprint mid project.
Some Don'ts for Husbands from a Wise Homemaker
A dated domestic piece lists cautions for husbands. It advises not to snub wives in public or comment on mothers housekeeping, to praise new dresses, enjoy her cooking, show kindness when small items disappear, remember birthdays, and use affectionate epithets once more.
Poor Richard Junior Paradox in Modern Proverbial Verse
A brisk paraphrase from the Saturday Evening Post contrasts old and new maxims with a social bustle. It notes a debu tante entering society and remarks on shifts in business wisdom and prosperity amid many children outside schools.
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Saturday Evening Post
Splinters Speak Softly Onboard Wisdom
A fragment reads like a cautionary note from a maritime page about sober speech at sea. It hints that the port side is not the captain's wine cellar and warns that appearances mislead while implying thrift protects character and fortune.
Dreadful Fires and Fatalities Hit Iowa News
Reports detail the death of W. W. Carpenter from morphine, a fatal house fire at Morning Sun that claimed Mrs. Jameson, and a near miss for Walter Jameson. Fort Dodge reports a diphtheria surge, while Grinnell sees a fatal runaway and cascade of medical debates. Brazil near Centerville weighs child’s operation against Christian Science beliefs as a priest is stabbed in Cascade. Coal mine deaths near Clinton claim Lem Maley and echo a county mining tragedy.
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W. W. Carpenter
Des Moines
Emeline Jameson
Walter Jameson
Jameson
Sort Dodge
State Board of Health
Ft. Dodge
State Board
Grinnell
Frank Matteson
Adkins
Matteson
Brazil
Centerville
Teddy” Palmer
Oriental Mine
McFarland
St. Martin’s Church
Cascade
Father Roach
Dubuque
Charles Moneagent
Clinton
Howards
Lem Maley
Maley
Davenport and Muscatine Fire Destroys Cars and Yards
Fire at Muscatine’s Citizens Rail Way and Light car barn wiped out twenty seven street cars and caused about fifty thousand dollars in loss, while Davenport sees a moral crusade against wine rooms and theaters escalate with injunction suits filed by Rev Giglinger and Bishop Cosgrove.
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William Cunningham
Armour &Co
Sioux City
Citizens’ Railwway and Light Company
Muscatine
Huttig Manufacturing Company
Rock ‘Island
Davenport
Henry Cosgrove
George Giglinger
Rev
Giglinger
Iowa Theater
Orpheon Theater
Davenport Malting Co
Harlan
Walter Thomas
Green Mountain
Ambrose Thomas
Indian Creek
Council Bluffs
W. W. Boyne
W. L. Hall
Hall
Boyne
Trotter
Des Moines
Cora Lacey
L. D. Rood
Utica
Ll. M. Magers
New London
Charles Lackey
Frank Kopel
Haverhill
Guy Deal
Deal
Lackey
Koepel
Death by own action of Colfax banker shocks Iowa
Des Moines reports reveal George D. Wood cashier of the Bank of Colfax shot himself after weeks of ill health and heavy business burdens. He summoned close friends to witness his last act and died instantly. The death spurred scrutiny of related banks and a Polk county tax collection dispute.
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Colfax
George D. Wood
Bank of Colfax
R. A. Penquite
John Maine
Maine
Chicago
Mr. Wood
George Wood
Alex. Wood
Baxter Bank
Colfax Bank
Baxter
Baxter Concern
Wood
Bankers
Bank of Ira
Geo. D. Wood
Chas
Weston
City Bank of
Mitchellville
Peter Miller
Tronklin
State Savings Bank of Baxter
Fred Hager
R. L. Arnold
Bank of State Center
Capital
W. N. Gubert
O. F. Ecklund
Wood Bank
Layman
Waterloo
Mullan
Polk County
Polk
State Agricultural School
State Normal
State University
Carroll
Des Moines
Newton
Sheriff Hook
J. B. Ross
Jasper County
Roberts
C. W. Mullan
Auditor of State
Millard Cox
Banking Department
Iowa
Remley
Polk County Deposits Amid Bank Draw and Notes
Polk County had 10000 in general funds and 25000 in court house deposits with Wood's bank at Colfax secured by bonds. A withdrawal of 10000 occurred recently while funds remain in custodian Al Layman's control. The article then digresses with unrelated notes about Reverend W A Lewis and Swiss milkmaids.
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Court House
Maine
Polk County
Wood’s
Colfax
al Layman
Layman
Polo Lol Lal
ALA Aceenan
W. A. Lewis
Cherry Valley
Pa.) Methodist
Switzerland
Competition Felt Across Steel Markets In United States And Canada
London's Standard notes US pig iron cuts but rising stocks due to bounty-fed Canadian iron and steel. It highlights Cape Breton as the Canada center, aided by $2.70 per ton bounty, and mentions Cape Breton Coal & Iron company’s Iowa-linked ventures. Also reports Webster City figure George Mackdown charged with embezzlement, and river traffic gains at Burlington bridge with 300 extra steamers.
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Des ‘Moines
H. G. Stauffer & Co
Colfax
Bank of Colfax
H. G. Stauffer
W. H. Bates
England
America
London
the Standard
United States
Canada
Cape Breton
Iowa
Cape Breton Coal & Iron Company
Moines
George Mackdown
Northwestern Felt
Webster City
Burlington
Iowa officials back bankruptcy repeal and education reforms
Des Moines reports indicate support from state officials for repealing the bankruptcy law and for changes in teacher certification. Governor Cummins may include these topics in a forthcoming message. Also covered are banking rulings, state fair board contests, and railroad oversight proposals.
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Barrett
State Teachers’ Association
Des Moines
State Board of Educational Examiners
Superintendent of Public Instruction
State Educational Board of Examiners
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