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Newspaper

Wauwatosa News

Location

Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, United States of America

Date

May 22, 1908

Page

2

Evidently Valueless and Grudges in Conflicting Views

A brief exchange highlights a clash of opinions where one party deems the other’s views worthless while the other accuses the first of offering opinions freely only because they carry no real value. The dialogue centers on perceived value and sincerity in discourse.

I want to hear the bleachers screech at play ball

The Washington Star proclaims a simple love for baseball over politics art or poetry. The speaker longs for a bunt a slide to second base and the raw energy of the crowd during a game.

Washington Star

Yesterday and Today Poem Fragment Exchange

A moonlit moment prompts a tender exchange between Fred and Freda. The Tailor comments that the thought of yesterday becomes today’s action, framing the intimate dialogue as a brief, reflective vignette.

Fred Freda

Laying Down the Law

A brief exchange between Jack and Madge ends with Madge telling Jack to stop sending poker stories in place of weekly remittance. The dialog captures a domestic dispute tone and financial friction as Madge asserts control before an imminent departure.

Jack Madge Pittsburg Post

Spender Lacked Fire Insurance in Brooklyn Life Remark

A fragment notes Spender did not carry fire insurance, reflecting a Brooklyn Life comment on his finances and risk. The incomplete text suggests concern about his ability to cover losses and hints at personal or financial vulnerability.

Spender Brooklyn Life

Lawyer quips about choosing law over army in quip

A brief exchange frames a client teasing the lawyer about law versus military service. The lawyer asks why and the client adds a sharp jab about high charges leaving little for the enemy. The item captures a humorous, period tone from the Sacred Heart Review.

Sacred Heart Review

Smart Set Dialogue on Christmas Presents and Society

Mrs Cobwigger questions Freddie about happiness in society. Freddie replies he would be happier at Christmas with two papas to give presents, referencing boys in the smart set.

Village life echoed in choral society boast

In London Tit-Bits a quip contrasts village pride in its choral society with a resident’s resigned view, capturing light social satire.

London

Natural Evidence dialogue snippet in Adelaide and Cornelia

Adelaide teases Cornelia about a kiss from George. Cornelia admits he stole a dozen kisses before she could scream. Adelaide advises adjusting hair, but Cornelia refuses, noting no girl would believe she was kissed.

Adelaide Cornelia George

English lord visits Scotland dinner encounter

An English lord touring Scotland attends a dinner in his honor at a residence. A well bred hostess’s young daughter privately studies him and asks if he is truly an English lord. He affirms. She then says she wanted to see one, and with a child’s blunt honesty admits she is disappointed by the sight.

Scotland Argonaut

Bald Baby Sparks Curious Exchange In Odd Philadelphia Snip

A fragment shows a quirky exchange about a baby’s hair, with a joking remark that the baby is bald. The text references Desperate Gambling and an English merchant in a cryptic, clipped newspaper fragment.

The Generous Diners Patron and the Card Debt

A diner in a famed restaurant always tipped a waiter, then a new waiter arrives and reveals he had won the diner from the other waiter in a recent card game. The tale, recounted by Penny Pictorial, ends with the new waiter claiming he now served the customer because he had previously defeated the other in gambling.

Tomer Penny Pictorial

Rip Van Winkle Riddle in Louisville Courier- Journal

The Louisville Courier Journal pithily contrasts a so-called Rip Van Winkle with an old time man, joking that he slept in the mountains and lacked public libraries in his era. The exchange humorously questions modern knowledge versus past living conditions.

Rip van Winkle Louisville Courier- Journal

The Only Way She Knew and Miss Bond Smile

Fragmentary dialogue from a Smart Set snippet notes Miss Bond with a sweet smile and a man praising her charm. The remark hints at social flirtation and adoring commentary within a likely humor page. The brief exchange captures light social satire and public wit of the era.

Paul Trusted, Yet Deceived by Friends

A terse exchange notes that Paul was known by all who suspected him of deceit. The line questions whether Paul could fool a friend, with unanimous disbelief from his associates that he would lie. The quotation frames a social trust in the face of alleged deception.

Paul Rus

That Taft May Take Heavy Part In Public Play

The line notes Taft may soon be cast in a major role with a weighty influence. The quip underscores his expected prominence and the public interest in his forthcoming actions.

Taft Lippincott's

Verner Suggests Speaking To Father

A brief exchange quotes Miss Verner instructing to speak to her father while Mr Slokocie asks if he is up. The Philadelphia Press notes the father is awaiting in the sitting room, possibly retired for the night.

Abolition of whip in schools sparks old memories

A fragment from a Philadelphia Ledger item recalls a “tough boy” who resists the abolition of whipping in schools. He insists the beatings were the only fun he had, reflecting harsh attitudes toward discipline in the era.

Hiladelphia Ledger

Dialogue snippet smells of scandal in private circle

A domestic exchange reveals a tense request for permission and a plan as one speaker insists on staying while another mentions a sister's service and a desire to gain access, implying a hidden motive and potential social friction.

Romans Do Unbecoming Conduct Earns Fine

An elderly man stood before a magistrate in a London Telegraph report charged with unbecoming conduct. He muttered about “doing as the Romans do” and the magistrate ordered him to pay seven shillings sixpence. He claimed a late excuse from missing school but could not use it.

London Telegraph

Bobby’s Grammer Lesson From a Dog

A mother gently corrects her son Bobby who tells his dog Major to “set up” instead of “sit up” and explains he prefers not to waste grammar on a dog that cannot distinguish the difference. The tale highlights a child’s playful language missteps and parental patience.

Bobby Major

The Junior Dance Poem Fragment in Harvard Lampoon

A brief fragment from Harvard Lampoon evokes a Junior Dance with the image of a grind and melancholy stags, followed by the line Thou Beside me in the wilderness. It questions whether such pleasures suffice, suggesting another place would be Paradise.

Harvard Lampoon

Just Cause and Impediment London Sketch

A brief London Sketch dialogue between a Kindly Old Gentleman and a Little Man. The Little Man reveals his mother married again yesterday causing the elder to ponder the boy’s name and origins. Subtle social humor centers on mistaken identity and family change.

London

Mild Man Waits Twenty Minutes For Steak Joke

A waiter asks how the customer wants his steak and the mild man replies with keen humor. The snippet from Illustrated Bits captures a short exchange about dining patience and preference.

Washington guesser of earthquakes duties noted

In Washington a comment questions the official agri department guesser who tracks seismic signals. The man’s duties are described as determining when a seismograph indicates an earthquake and guessing its location, as quoted from the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Washington Agricutural Department Cleveland Plain Dealer

Wait a Minute at Public Library Sparks Detective Work

A New York Herald note describes a public library request for a quirky title "Wait a Minute" which led staff to locate the desired book titled "Tarry Thou Tidt I Come." The anecdote highlights library search dilemmas and catalog quirks amid humorous misreadings.

New York Herald

Newcomer Faces Charge Over Lifted Cigar Incident

A Life magazine quote questions the charge against a man who entered a streetcar full of ladies holding a lit cigar. The remark amplifies the act as if he sat on the end of the cigar for eons. The excerpt reflects societal reactions to public propriety and manners in the era.

Nimrod and Gyer Talk Hunting Choices in Cartoon

A brief illustrated dialogue shows Nimrod asking about hunting fondness and Gyer replying it depends on targets like foxes or collar studs, reflecting playful barter in Bits cartoons.

The Cow Club Debate in Gungawamp

A playful poem describes the Cow Club meeting nightly at Stokes' grocery to settle issues. They discuss railroads, trolley delays, Washington matters, Marconi, air machines, and who owns the most valuable cow, ending in a clash over milk wealth as Joe Cone notes in the New York Sun.

Cow Club Stokes Marconi Gungawamp Hem Hitch Joe Cone New York Sun

Casual Acquaintances at a Jewelry Window

A woman named Nance, waiting with chocolates, explains her sailor husband Joe will buy her one or two rings. He recently returned from a two year voyage and plans to have a diamond set in a brooch to accompany her future rings. They discuss the Don with a diamond and Joe’s generosity amid the shopfront sparkle.

Joe Antwerp Manchester Nance

Ring Plot Unfolds in Manchester Chronicle Tale

In a Manchester Chronicle excerpt, a country girl narrator details her encounter with Nance and Joe. The ring, a seeming prize, may be fake as Nance parries money shortages and a Don legend while the narrator suspects a confidence trick and pawns plans. The scene ends with suspicion and a theory of deception.

Joe Nance Katherine Hall The Manchester Chronicle

Vegetarian Brussels study notes endurance edge for vegetarians

Two Belgian physicians report on forty three Brussels vegetarians and twenty five meat eaters using the Mosso ergograph. They find vegetables perform similarly in strength but show a 53 percent higher mechanical work and two to three times longer endurance for vegetarians, with quicker fatigue recovery also noted, consistent with Yale results.

Brussels University of Brussels Yale

His Solitary Victim in Civil War Tale

Gen Wheeler and his colleagues recall a veteran Union soldier story about a Confederate he pursued to the first Bull Run. The rebel collapsed dead from exhaustion after a ten mile chase. The Indianapolis Star reports the anecdote.

Wheeler Little Joe Bulls Run Reb Indianapolis Star

Australian game birds and hunting in back country

London Field describes hunting in Australia with mallee hens or native bustards as premier table birds. It notes musk of actions with hounds, saddle shooting at braced mallee hens, duck shooting at water holes, bronze winged pigeons at sunset, and quail after harvest. Bustard is scarce now but was once common in Victoria and remains sought in New South Wales back country.

Murray Murrumbridgee New South Wales Victoria Darling Western Australia West Australia London Field

The Patrick Henry House Bat Infestation in Montvale

The Aylett family of Montvale in King William county report a plague of bats swarming through the Patrick Henry house. Once a hospitable Richmond Times-Despatch noted mansion, the 1100 acre plantation is largely cultivated but now abandoned as thousands of bats occupy porches garret floors and every crevice. Ownership rests with William Aylett’s seven heirs, two of whom reside in Richmond, with repairs failing to deter the infestation. The house has been untenable for years and may be burned or torn down to rid the neighborhood of the pest.

Aylett Richmond Montvale Patrick Henry King William County William Aylett Virginia Times- Despatch

The Drainage Congress and Drainage Goals

The National Drainage Congress promotes federal aid for nationwide drainage to reclaim submerged lands. Florida leads with 19.8 million acres of swamp lands, followed by Louisiana and Wisconsin, with tens of millions of acres eligible for reclamation. Insights tie drainage to water, timber, and coal conservation, alongside Manchurian railway equipment news.

National National Drainage Congress National Drainage Association Gov. Broward Florida Union Congress Senate Secretary of Agriculture Wilson Broward Louisiana Wisconsin Carolina Coast Texas Gulf of Mexico

Wisconsin's Forest Preservation Efforts in 1905

Wisconsin advances forest preservation with a state wide program led by the Board of Forestry. The plan protects headwaters and major streams, develops timber lands, and creates numerous small lakes in northern Wisconsin as a great summer resort. Enacted laws place state lands north of Taylor County under forestry control, with 3000000 acres under management in counties including Ashland Bayfield Forest Rusk and Vilas. President Van Hise and Forester Griffiths join Gov. Davidson at the Washington conference.

Washington Wisconsin Badger Norern Union Yory Taylor County Board of Forestry la Follette Ashland Bayfield Burys Douglass Florence Forest Rusk Langlade Lincoln Marinette Oneida Polk Price Sawyer Vilas W Burn Charles R. van Hise University of Wisconsin H. L. Russell College of Agriculture E. A. Birge To State Geological Survey Frank L. Gilbert George Reyer Oconto FB. M. Griffiths Frank B. Moody van Hise Forester Griffiths Davidson Milwaukee

Harriman Proves Vital At Highlanders Game

Rumors claiming E. H. Harriman was physically ruined were proved false when he attended a Highlanders game. The financier rooted loudly, mocked the umpire, and joked about Clark Griffiths team, leaving the stands cheerful after a home victory.

Wall Street E. H. Harriman Harriman Highlanders’ Park Clark Griffith Standard Ojl T. Henry Harriman

Sparrows Joke From Graves Comic Piece

A humorous anecdote from George Graves in The Little Michus and Young's Magazine recounts a teacher’s worm scare and sparrow import plan. Johnny’s witty retort hides a pun about sorrow versus sparrows, illustrating light, era-appropriate humor.

George Graves Michus Johnny Young’s

Sweat of Paris Reveals Harsh Lingerie Trade

The official inquiry's first volume exposes brutal conditions in Parisian lingerie production. The report highlights out-work and home-work abuses, showing a global market dominated by a costly, artistic industry. It condemns exploitation across the supply chain affecting female workers.

Paris

Three minerals rattle a bright pupil at nature class

A playful New York item recalls a school moment where a pupil named three cold blooded animals then, with a wink, swapped to minerals saying vic ter and ginger ale. The exchange shows quick wit in a classroom setting from a New York snippet.

Johnny Tim New York

Good Crops in Mexico Report Favorable Harvest

The article notes broad favorable crop conditions across Mexico. It mentions the harvest of a large corn and wheat yield in several sections and says coffee production exceeds any prior year. Moody's Magazine provides the overview of prospects and crop health nationwide.

Mexico Moody's Magazine

Forgetting the Umbrella Sparkles in Domestic Anecdote

A frazzled professor returns home triumphant from a win and quips about absent mindedness while his wife points out his umbrella was left behind. The exchange mocks domestic discourse and local newspaper advertising quirks.

Frankfort

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