Clock Joke Exchange About a Motto
Mashington remarks on a stopped clock while Tailor says he never winds it, using it as a motto. Mashington questions the meaning as Tailor insists there is no tick.
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Newspaper
Waunakee News
Location
Waunakee, Wisconsin, United States of America
Date
Dec 08, 1899
Page
2
Mashington remarks on a stopped clock while Tailor says he never winds it, using it as a motto. Mashington questions the meaning as Tailor insists there is no tick.
A Madison Wisconsin firm reports a new riding plow that rises over stones and re-enters ground without stopping. Fuller Johnson Manufacturing Company promotes a free Round Robbin explaining the device and praising Santiago victory. A hold up in Minneapolis flouring mill ends with two captured. one escapes.
Advert warns against tea or coffee for children and promotes Grain-O as a nourishing coffee substitute. Grain-O, made of pure grains, costs about four times as much as coffee and is sold by all grocers. General Funston reports two Filipino prisoners killed at Caloocan by enlisted men, not officers.
The fragment lists multiple deaths including Miss Mary Berg of Portland Center who died at P Brink's home in La Crosse and farmer Fred Prestine near Pesh tigo who collapsed from heart disease. It also notes Amanda E. Wheeler an old resident of Vaneaville died at 51 and references remedies and tonic advertisements from era doctors and stores in Milwaukee Philadelphia and England.
Mrs R Williams of Fosterville Ark writes Sept 26 praising a sample of 5S Drops claiming relief for eight years of neuralgia rheumatism and partial arm paralysis. She orders a dollar bottle and says one half cured her mother. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO Chicago advertises a dollar bottle with 300 doses. Also notes United States transport Grant arriving in San Francisco from Manila and the death at sea of Oscar Moody, a discharged soldier, on November 30.
Ad copy claims a one day cure for colds with Laxative Bromo Quinine tablets and a money back promise. Mentions E W Grove signature on each box and dealer refunds if not effective. Also notes Hall Catarrh Cure and Archibald Coolidge at Harvard donating 10,000 volumes on the crusades to the university library.
A newspaper promotion urges readers to try Grain O as a coffee substitute made from pure grains with the rich color of mocha. It claims to suit children and adults and to sell at the price of coffee per package through grocers. Mrs Russell Sage comments on marriage prospects for poor young men.
The Wabash offers holiday excursion tickets from Chicago to Canadian points at a single low first class fare for round trips on Dec 14 to 17 with return validity to Jan 6, 1900. Information and time card details available at the Wabash Ticket Office 97 Adams St Chicago.
The obituary notes that P. H. O'Brien, aged 70, has died in Augusta. Local reports provide no further details on the funeral or surviving relatives.
The John M. Smyth Co of Chicago promotes its three decade presence at 150 to 166 West Madison with a wide illustrated catalogue. A sample combination bookcase priced at 10.95 is highlighted as a leading value among thousands of household items. Lloyd Lowndes Jr. and May Campbell Quinn wed in Chillicothe Ohio.
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