Humor and Philosophy by Duncan M Smith
A verse piece extols perseverance over quitting in aiming for success. It argues that stayers gain rewards in wealth, love, and status, while quitters fail to count. The poem closes with a quip about social climbing and a financier relative.
Secondhand autos and Newport banquets discussed
In a terse exchange the speakers note many secondhand automobiles on the market and question whether Newport's social scene, including the so called Newport monkeys, is still hosting as many banquets as before.
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Newport
Will You Love Me When I'm Old
A brief exchange reveals a cautious vow of enduring love intertwined with concerns about money. He asks if affection will persist with age and financial stability, while she responds in quiet doubt, weighing practical needs against romance.
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Papa
Credit for Death Through Kindness Drives Auto Theft
A terse exchange reveals a scheme where a man was lured into borrowing an automobile on friendly terms and killed by the same generous offer. Investigators say benevolence masked a plan to steal the car. Local authorities pursue charges as the case unfolds.
Retort and Edge of Knowledge Exchange
A brisk dialogue pivots on certainty and bluff as one speaker claims to know more while another asserts a marginal advantage. The exchange counters with a paradox stating that knowing all they tell preserves the edge.
When a heavy woman takes a street car seat
A verse lament about a stout woman occupying a street car seat, forcing the narrator to endure discomfort and social bias as she sits with a nickel fare, leaving the speaker resentful of the unequal seating dynamics.
Pert Paraphrases Reveal Tangles of Self and Debt
A reflective 1920s style critique notes how people prefer talking about themselves to paying debts, mocks self satisfaction, and challenges notions of culture and integrity. It warns against assuming others will act squarely and hints at how consequences shape social rise and exposure.
Beef Cattle on the Farm
A rural expert outlines how non-dairy farmers can profit from beef cattle, stressing beef breeds, proper finishing, and market strategies. He notes prices from 4.50 to 5.75 per hundredweight for 1200 to 1500 pound, three to four year old cattle, and explains selling options from local shippers to large livestock houses.
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Ohio
New Yorker
Livestock Commission
Care of the Horse and Feeding Tips
The article advises two ounces of buchy leaf tea at night and morning for kidney trouble, warns against poor hay and dirty bedding, cautions against stuffing road horses with hay, suggests a small night forkful and a handful of cut hay with grain, and notes irregular feeding and unequal grain amounts can cause indigestion and health loss.
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Farm Journal
Elsie Defends Sunday Standards in Park Encounter
A three year old girl wearing a bonnet scolds a group of marble shooters in the park on a Sunday. She proclaims bad boys must go home, causing the youths to retreat while her aunt quietly resumes their walk.
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Elsie
Auntie
Amusing Hat Trick With Hidden Trays
A performer explains a simple trick using three almonds or candies placed under hats. After showing clean hands and inviting audience identification, the hats are lifted and the contents eaten. The chosen hat is then worn on the head to reveal the trick.
Blind organ grinder times the day by clockwork trick
A New York street scene tells how a blind street musician uses watch winding to gauge time. By counting clicks he estimates minutes, noting twelve clicks equal two hours and each click about ten minutes, sharing the method with a passerby.
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New York
Miss Dorothy's Dolly Gets a Doctor's Quick Aid
A playful verse describes Miss Dorothy's dolly falling ill and a swift medical response. The doctor orders a string of fashionable items from Europe including a pink satin gown a Paris hat a sealskin coat and an Angora cat. The tale concludes with the dolly recovering illustrating the joke that dollies are like other folks.
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Miss Dorothy
Dolly
Europe
Paris
Dollies
Mary A. Powers
Holiday Magazine
Lion and Hippo Journey Turn Deadly Misunderstanding
Little Bill resists Dad and learns a grim fable about a Lion and a Hippo who venture together. Trust grows from flattery but ends in tragedy when hunger and mistaken identity lead the Lion to kill the Hippo, revealing a savage misjudgment born of appetite.
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Bill
Dad
Tom
Harry
Hippo
Lion
Mr. Lion
Mr. Hippo
Energetic Anspach Boys Build A Growing Grocery
Charles and Russell Anspach, aged twelve and nine, start with 27 cents selling candy and oranges from a yard stand in Fremont Ohio. They rapidly expand, build a shed, begin bookkeeping, deliver groceries with their own wagon, and open a full stock store on Whitelsy Street, aiming to run Sandusky County’s largest grocery.
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Charles and
Russell Anspach
Whittelsy Street
Fremont
Columbus Press
P. N. Anspach
Sandusky County
How to Make a Pen Catapult
Break off the points from an old pen and insert them into wood to form a spring. Use a point as the spring and the device will fling pens or small wads of paper, as shown in the illustrations.
How They Bought a Baby in Soochow Dispensary Tale
A returned missionary recounts a tiny baby girl found in a straw shanty near Soochow. Two young Chinamen carried the infant to a dispenser, reporting the mother dying, and left $10 with the caretaker to honor the rightful owner.
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Soochow
Paris Prefect Praises Toy Exhibition and Puzzles
The Paris prefect of police is a keen supporter of the annual toy exhibition. He awards prizes for clever inventions and enjoys guiding visitors through the displays. He walks about, winds and explains mechanical toys, helping guests solve the puzzles.
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Police
Paris
Womar's Backache and Feminine Health Caution
A historical notice describes backache as a key sign of female health issues. It lists nervousness headache and pelvic pains as related symptoms and promotes a remedy claimed to restore the feminine organism to health. The tone urges immediate attention and treatment.
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Remarked By Users
Mrs Will Young of Rockland Maine and Mrs Augustus Lyon of East Earl Pennsylvania report relief from long standing backaches and side pain after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad promotes the remedy as a thirty year standard for female ailments including displacements inflammation irregularities and related symptoms.
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Will Young
Columbia Ave
Rockland
Lydia E. Pinkham
Augustus Lyon
East Earl, Pa
Mrs. Pinkham
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