Don’t Print My Name Says Mixed Voice In Paper History
A Spokane Spokesman-Review poem mocks press norms with quotes from a businessman, pastor, teacher, doctor, and socialite on naming, printing pictures, and public discourse. It rails against self censorship while noting the demand for visibility and control over coverage.
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Spokane Spokesman-Review
Complaining Customers Report Bad Eggs at Local Store
In a Chicago Tribune excerpt, customers named Mr Sandus complain that eggs purchased from a local shop were spoiled. They note prior weeks also yielded rotten eggs, while the owner defends consistency, claiming other customers receive good eggs.
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Sandus
Repartee Sparks Along the Drive
Rupert and Evadne stroll when Evadne halts and asks what is there. The sturdy protector suggests it is a catfish mewing by the lake. Evadne imagines its mother tucking it into the river bed as water flows over it.
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Rupert
Evadne
Sphinx
The New One
The gentleman opens his front door at 2 a m and explains his late return to his wife. He says Flitterson took him for a flight in a new biplane, the steering gear failed, and they landed eight miles from town awaiting a trolley to return.
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Flitterson
Chicago Post
Unclear Conference Dialogue Sparks Character Sketch
The Catholic Standard and Times quotes ridicule of Bill Burley and Cactus Charley as a mock dispute about drink and its effects. The exchange targets Burley as a one eyed figure driven by demon rum, while Charley concedes some influence but claims personal responsibility.
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Mr. Waters
Bill Burley
Cactus Charley
Two Classes
Dialogue excerpt shows Rube and Josh debating the whereabouts and actions of a boy in New York. Rube asks if he is selling or buying gold bricks as of now. Cleveland
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Rube
Josh
New York
Cleveland
High Brow Crowd Serenade Recalls Night Singing
Alma Signal quotes a girl in the high social circle describing a serenade she attended. She remarks she would rather not be awakened at night by vocal singing and tones the event with humorous regret.
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Alma
Seymour and Bret Tums Run Two Cars
In conversation Seymour notes Bret Tums owns two automobiles while Ashley recalls him saying he had two runabouts. Ashley adds one car is reportedly his wife’s.
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Seymour
Brettums
Ashley
Tip For Managers Ingenious Press Agent
A Washington Herald quip recalls a manager's clever press agent who staged a barber chair shave in the lobby during a week the troupe sang The Barber of Me. The anecdote highlights publicity stunts used to attract attention.
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Washington Herald
Magnate Mistakes Doctor’s Medicine Case for Camera
A brief comic exchange has Magnate misidentifying a doctor’s medicine case as a camera, prompting a moment of relief and a humorous misunderstanding.
Doctor Nearly Cures Patient After Paying Two Hundred
A Pittsburg Post tale notes a patient claiming near full recovery after a doctor asserts the ailment is practically cured. The patient mentions the original fee was two hundred dollars.
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Pittsburg Post
A Real Humorist In Detroit Free Press Quip
A Detroit Free Press column recalls a real humorist who praised a man for his wit and avoided a pun on the speaker’s name. The anecdote highlights quick, lighthearted banter and playful wordplay.
Byron Dreads Fridays and Sundays in His Final Years
The London Gentlewoman recounts Lord Byron fearing Fridays and Sundays after a Scottish palm reader warned him to beware his thirty seventh year. He believed his misfortunes always struck on those days and avoided decisions on Fridays or Sundays.
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Lord Byron
Byron
Richard Edgecumbe
Scotland
London
Famous Swords and Their Legends Across Nations
The text surveys legendary swords from Edward III’s seven foot ceremonial blade in Westminster Abbey to the Welsh sword of ceremony and the bejeweled Persian shah’s hilted weapon. It notes the Egyptian gift to Wolseley valued at $10,000 and rumors of Baroda’s gackwar may exceed a million dollars in prestige and gems.
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Edward III
Westminster Abbey
Godfrey de Bouillon
Lord Wolseley
Europe
Persia
Baroda
How Thackeray Worked and the Printer's Devil
The piece notes Thackeray's harrowing work style with the printer's devil always present. Motley recalls 1858 letters describing Thackeray living hand to mouth to feed the next issue. His relentless cadence, insane deadlines, and emotional output are cited as factors in his early death.
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Thackeray
Ecarte
Motley
London Chronicle
The Homeric Controversy Resolves Around One Author
The piece traces the 1795 start of the Homeric controversy. It notes A. Wolf's Prolegomena arguing independent epic songs collected by Pisistratus around 550 B C. A. Wolf's theory sparked scholarly debate and Andrew Lang later defended the one author view in Homer and the Epic.
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A. Wolf
Peisistratus
Wolf
New York American
Character Clash Sparks Dinner Table Debate
A cramped exchange unfolds as a judge and parson discuss a dramatic transformation of a man named Cactus Charley. The judge claims the browed set was shaped by the demon he faces, while the parson hints the speaker himself bears responsibility for the one eyed outcome.
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Mr. Waters
Bill Burley
Cactus Charley
Parson
A Love Passage in Amorous Banter
A humorous snippet shows a sentimental maiden declaring love and a wry reply about catering, set on the Ardent south with playful courtship banter.
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Ardent South
Boston Transcript
Sincere Efforts May Do More Good Than We Know
Miss Bowdler notes that anyone who truly strives to do all the good they can will likely achieve far more than they realize or ever know.
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Miss Bowdler
Grandpa’s Money All, Relatives Quarrel Over Will
The story describes Jacob Brown’s will amid a family feud where relatives feud over a fortune of 30 000 dollars. Each heir receives a symbolic one dollar while the remainder funds Hope county highways. The reading of the will triggers constables as relatives clash over burial and expenses.
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Henry
James
Betsey
Hannah
County of Hope
Jacob Brown
Old farmer Jacob Brown leaves forty two wills in cunning twist
Jacob Brown aged sixty five inherits thirty thousand from a deceased brother and faces a family feud as sons and daughters rush to claim the fortune. He amasses lawyers and changes his will after every visit, until death reveals a trail of forty two wills.
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Jacob Brown
Jacob
Onvy
Henry
James
Vannah
Mary
Father
Glendale
What Happened To Jones A Stop Order
Maud and Tom discuss a phonograph to hear a voice while away. Clara remarks on stopping the machine. The dialogue reads as a playful scene from a comic or theatrical piece with characters sharing curiosity about technology.
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Maud
Tom
Clara
Puck
The Aim of a Woman in Police Records
Police records mention women with surprising strength using a flatiron as a weapon while others fail to hit a barn with a stone.
Heart to Heart Talks on Tail of Rowdy the Mountain Dog
A columnist muses on Rowdy a mountain dog born with a two inch tail and argues that use or disuse shapes body and mind. The piece links tail cutting across generations to habit and evolution and warns personal responsibility spans body and soul.
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Rowdy
Nature
Man
Great Rarity in Arizona Sightseers Hear Local Quip
A visiting young woman tours Arizona and is told by Amber Peto the Eagle Eye mayor that the rare sight is a Chinaman with whiskers running a laundry. The quip emphasizes local color over natural scenery in a frontier town setting.
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Arizona
Amber Peto
Eagle Eye Settlement
Amber Pete
Cockney Conductor Calls Out Alphabet Streets in D C Car
A Washington car conductor born in London and still cockney summoned street names aloud on a Sunday morning. He called Haiteh High Jay Kay Hell prompting three prim ladies to leave the car as they prayed.
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Washington
London
Jay
Kay
Lippincott’s
Mystery Echoes In Whispers On The Field
A character argues for a big mystery in a play to captivate the public. The dialogue centers on a dramatic infield moment where a pitcher and catcher confer in whispered, ominous terms during the game.
Failing Sight Brings Tinged Confusion in Small Town
Dialogue from a 12 year old boy reveals a troubling scene as a boy named Jim suspects worsening sight. A girl named Sis faces blunt questions from Jim and her father. The text hints at a strained family moment and a rumor about a blarney stone.
Two Tramps Drown After Boat Scuffle Over Empty Keg
A river excursion ended in tragedy when First Tramp and Second Tramp fought for an empty beer keg. The first tramp grabbed the keg but sank after realizing it contained nothing to sustain him, and drowned.
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Bowery
Wings of love and money clip the skies of bliss
A reflective couplet imagines a world where love and wealth are restrained to keep life heavenly and sunny, suggesting restraint on both passion and greed. The lines contrast soaring emotion with material desire in a lyric meditation.
Dramatic Scene Depicts Harsh Hardship for Heroine
A drama describes a heroine in dire poverty forced to cook a canary and build a fire with a rubber plant. The narrator underscores the bleak circumstances with a somber tone and the note that the worst is yet to come.
Senator Sorghum Targets Popular Views in Speech
Advertising quotes a debate where Senator Sorghum questions the value of speeches on unpopular sides. He argues that political talk is crowded with arguments on the right, suggesting contradiction as a path to sensational originality.
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Senator Sorghum
Patriotism Drives Overseas Beef Pricing Theory
In a playful exchange, Dustin Stax jokes that beef magnates price abroad cheaper than at home to foster a patriotic deficit, arguing meat-eating nations could be vulnerable in wartime.
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Dustin Stax
Who's That Billionaire With the Touring Car
The dialog spotlights a billionaire with a large touring car and two extra tires. It identifies Tennyson Binks as the man who creates personal memoirs for the world’s great featherweights.
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Tennyson Binks
In Doubt. Garden Grows Hopes and Weeds
The cartoon strip playfully questions a gardener about progress. The dialogue notes uncertainty whether emerging green sprouts are radishes or weeds, hinting at a fragile early stage and possible failure if misjudged.
Cardui praised by farmer's wife in Durham
Mrs J M Shepherd of Durham writes how Cardui gave her strength to work again after four months of illness. She credits Cardui Home Treatment with restoring much of her energy and urges other women with womanly trouble to try the tonic. The ad notes Cardui is plant based and safe, with a Chattanooga Medicine Co advisory department offering a 64 page home treatment book.
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Durham
N. C
Cardui
N. B
Chattanooga Medicine Co
Chattanooga
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