Humorous Quips and Light Tales From Thanksgiving
A humor column shares short snippets from Funny Funny World and local gags. Jokes involve a turkey filled holiday mood, a Moses reference, a salmon of wit in Izmir, a blooper from a news station, and shop tales about paying for meals and coffee cups that urge workers back to work.
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Turkey
Bob Sylvester
Election Judges Explain Fourth Ward Registration
Washington readers learn how four extra ballots appeared in the Fourth Ward during the November 6 city election. Judges detail two registrations per voter, one for future voting and one for current eligibility, and regret the four ballots issued to voters who signed only the future registration slip.
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4Th Ward
Weak notrump deal ends in disastrous six down
In a contract bridge hand South opened 1NT with a weak notrump and West overcalled, East shifted diamonds, and declarer South faced a rout. After a sequence of diamond and heart tricks, South discarded poorly, and West raked in clubs and spades to defeat the contract by six tricks, 1700 points in 1973.
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North-South
South
West
North
East
Dear Abby readers confront teen birth control and money ethics
Excerpts from the advice column feature Abby addressing a mother worried about her daughter's request for birth control and a young man's Social Security benefits. The page includes guidance on premarital sex, responsibility, and a note about privacy and seeking Abby's personal replies.
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Abby
L. M. Boyd quiz and curious notes from a 1973 column
The column surveys odd facts and questions from 1970s statistics and history. It mentions divorce death risks, burial customs, shading life roles, coin values, Mary and her lamb lore, shipwrecks, and a puzzle about a coin’s worth, ending with contact and copyright details.
Almanac for November 24 1973 highlights and history
The entry marks Saturday November 24 1973 as day 328 with 37 days remaining. It notes zodiac sign Sagittarius, birth date of Zachary Taylor, and historical milestones including suffrage planning in 1869, Tokyo raids in 1944, Congo crisis actions in 1961, and the Oswald killing in 1963 with Ruby’s shooting.
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Jupiter
Zachary Taylor
United States
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American Women Suffrage Association
Tokyo
Pacific
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Thant
Lee Harvey Oswald
John F. Kennedy
Jack Ruby
Dallas
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