Borrowed smiles in Philadelphia Ledger humor
Smith bought a new horse that was supposed to be quiet and a good trotter. He invited a friend for a trial drive but the horse bolted into a heap of stones, throwing both from the carriage. They found the horse vanished, the buggy shaftless, and Smith raged as the friend laughed at the situation.
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Assiniboia
Smith
Philadelphia Ledger
Anxious Inquirer and Insurance Clerk Comic Exchange
A humorous dialogue shows a cautious buyer asking about fire insurance terms and the clerk promising coverage for a $1,000 house. The exchange hints at a perceived catch in the policy while noting careful inquiries about origin of fire.
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Inquirer
Southbern Illinois
Gould
Jay
Ancestral Claims Spark Mock Exchange in Smart Set
Mr Backbay Smithers boasts a relative at the Declaration signing while Mr Isaac Mosesson counters with an ancestor present at the signing of the Ten Commandments in a humorous exchange from the Smart Set.
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Backbay Smithers
Isaac Mosesson
Stubborn as a Mule Impacts Sensibility, Uncle Eben Says
A Washington Star line quotes Uncle Eben noting that a stubborn man is rarely sensible, illustrating a folksy viewpoint on stubbornness and judgment.
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Uncle Eben
Washington Star
Elephant doings in India and a hospital drudge tale
Travelers report elephants in India that perform clever tasks and care for children. An Englishwoman in Ceylon recalls an elephant in a hospital that retrieved a dropped pill and blew it into a patient’s mouth. The tale parallels a veterinary shooting powder through a horse’s throat, with the horse acting first.
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India
Ceylon
Dog kept in flat denied in Clarinda tale
Journal Amusant recalls a dispute over keeping a dog in a flat. Florinda says they had to give Fido away while Jack kept his bark stored in a phonograph, illustrating a witty domestic vignette.
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Clarinda
Florinda
Fido
Jack
Miss Sightseer in Egypt makes sharp quip about rocks
Mr Newrich replies that he was trained lifting a hod up a ladder for many years before striking oil. The Detroit Free Press notes the exchange with humor about climbing rocks and pyramids.
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Miss
Cleared for Action With Dr King’s Life Pills
An advertisement claims health benefits from Dr King’s New Life Pills, noting brighter eyes, firm flesh, buoyant mind, and facial bloom. Sold at Stewart’s drug store for 25 cents.
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Dr. King
Stewart's
Ministers Lose to Local Team in 8 to 3 Baseball Game
In Crawfordsville on May 22 after the missions committee session visitors played a strenuous game against the home team. The ministers were defeated 8 to 3 before a large crowd. Lineup included Hannum Huston Pollock DeLong Hamilton McAvoy Pollock Lemon Ferguson Strain White Miller Rhea Fisher Young Samson Fletcher. The game showed skill from both sides with no base stealing allowed.
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Crawfordsville
Committee of Missions
Hannum
Huston
T. C. Pollock
DeLong Hamilton
McAvoy J
Pollock
Lemon Ferguson
White
Miller J. C. White
Rhea Fisher
Young Samson
RF Fletcher
Good suggestion on using Chamberlain's remedy
Lemon City Florida resident B Wainwright writes manufacturers that Cham berlain's Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy gives faster relief for stomach pains colic and cholera morbus when taken in hot water. He reports the effect doubles in speed and says it reaches the right spot instantly. Sold by Stewart's Pharmacy Cook Sherman.
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B. Wainwright
Lemon City
Fla
Stewart's Pharmacy
Cook & Sherman
Local social notes and visits across town
W W Wells shows improvement today. Homer Stephens spent Sunday with friends in the city. Mrs W R Stryker and a daughter visited in Iowa City. John Beamer returned from Cedar Rapids. Ira Vincent of Algona spent days with city friends. Ida Durst of Richmond visited Misses Abbey. Mrs Ed Knapp left for Muscatine. Geo Potter of Ottumwa visited. Susie Morton returned from Columbus Junction. Mr and Mrs John Wenger and children from Wayland visited H L White. Mary Robertson of Keota visited Rev J F Robertson. Harry Mayo of Ottumwa spent the weekend with home folks. Mr and Mrs W T Ewing arrived from Colorado Springs for a few days. Ray Alberson family arrive from Des Moines for a visit. Rev Black of Wyman en route to Chicago then Pittsburg for a few weeks. Mr and Mrs Win Smouse and Mr and Mrs Ralph Dougherty left for Davenport to return in a new White Steamer with a chauffeur. Washington kid ball team traveled to Ainsworth. Ainsworth boys refused to play. game ruled 9 to 0 for Washington.
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Homer Stephens
W. R. Stryker
Iowa City
John Beamer
Cedar Rapids
Ira Vincent
Algona
Mary Robertson
Keota
Rev
J. F. Robertson
Harry Mayo
Muller Bakery
Ottumwa
W. T. Ewing
Colorado Springs
Ray Alberson
Des Moines
Rev. Black
Wyman
Chicago
Pittsburg
Win Smouse
Ralph Dougherty
Davenport
Train schedule notice for routes and rates
Via the Iowa Central Ry on first and third Tuesdays to Nebraska Kansas Missouri Arkansas Oklahoma Indian Territory Texas New Mexico Colorado and other states. Stop overs allowed and tickets limited twenty one days. For rates times call agents or address A B Cutts G P T A Minneapolis Minn 83 julyl.
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Iowa Central
Nebraska
Kansas
Missouri
Arkansas
Oklahoma
Indian Territory
Texas
New Mexico
Colorado
A. B. Cutts
Minneapolis
Minn
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Muscatine
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Columbus
John Wenger
Wayland
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