When the Cook Throws Things Poem Ad Turns Sinister
A brief verse complains of an angry cook who ruins home life and hints at hiring a replacement using an ad. The satirical tone questions ethical boundaries and domestic disruption.
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Newspaper
Washington Evening Journal
Location
Washington, Iowa, United States of America
Date
May 03, 1907
Page
4
A brief verse complains of an angry cook who ruins home life and hints at hiring a replacement using an ad. The satirical tone questions ethical boundaries and domestic disruption.
A New York Post columnist notes diners sit with varied foot positions while eating to reveal nervous, unstable temperament. The proprietor cites feet twisted, crossed, on toes, or weight on the heels as indicators of anxiety among patrons in a popular restaurant.
In a London Telegraph report a distressed young widow laments a cheerless life and vows to marry again. She cites constant servant trouble and the desire to have a husband to share her burdens, amid pressure from friends.
The happy pair is played with two card packs from which four cards are removed. Cards are dealt around and players pair like old maid. The two players holding red cards wed. those with black cards face an unlucky romance.
A Russian imperial guards captain renounced a hunting estate after taking possession and refused payment citing little game. The Austrian Jockey Club vice president sold the estate, and the vender sued in Eger Bohemia. Evidence showed five weeks with four men drinking, totaling 1280 bottles of champagne before a compromise.
The Independent district of Washington board met to re elect city school teachers for the coming year with five vacancies due to non applicants. Four directors present. remaining business to be finished next meeting.
A Kansas City Independent piece recalls two sons of a family. Tom, the bright one, becomes a college-leaning adviser in a book printing business, while Andy thrives in baseball, stars in Missouri, and secures a five year contract. The tale notes the common saying of a black sheep in every family.
The narrator describes aiding Mrs. Julia Ringland, wrongfully convicted of poisoning her husband Peter Ringland. Through detective work, he uncovers that arsenic came via a Ridgewood Pharmacy shipment to Ringland, proving his client’s innocence and securing a pardon. Edward Parsons, initially involved, fades from blame. later he marries Ringland.
Mrs Ethel Siples and Frack Kilmer, both of Davenport, wed at the First M E church parsonage in Rock Island. The Davenport groom runs a restaurant at 122 East Third Street and will reside there. Also reported: Mrs Klein of Winfield visiting. Miss Ferguson returned to Ft Madison. Miss Tet White and locals visiting Washington. funeral of Mrs George Gardner held. Juniors of the Academy to present A Pair of Artists at Crawfordsville May 3.
May 3 two local men John Bryder and Andy Myers delivered boys near Rubio today. Al Augusting returned yesterday from Chicago. Mrs. J. D. Dayton went to Keota to visit her poorly mother. Will Holmes returned last evening from Montezuma.
May 3 may be noted as Mr and Mrs Lou Jugenheimer visiting the O Jugenheimer home. Oscar Gardner gave a party for local youths last evening. Roy Thompson and Will McBride shelled corn for A A Armstrow midweek. Mrs Fredingham and daughter Ethel of Texas visited the Frank Mayhew home, while Mrs Oole Ferguson and Miss Kate Ferguson visited J A Ferguson in Crawfordsville yesterday.
A May snow storm hits on the third as peach cherry and apple trees bloom. Mr S D Carris called the Journal to publish the hymn In the Good Old Summer Time, a tongue in cheek request amid snow.
Farre Huston arrived from Crawfordsville last night to attend the play at the Vienna opera house as the town braces for a major event tomorrow.
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