Borrowed Smiles And Wit From City Pages
A collage of light humor. A mother questions a wet boy about Sunday School, a farmer explains milk quality with tears, a spelling wager ends in a lesson about knead and need, and a hobo jokes on seeking food while avoiding work.
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Jamie
Notable Nottingham Meeting Reveals Pat Murphy Testimony
In an old tale surrounding Benjamin F. Butler in Nottingham New Hampshire a court scene unfolds with Pat Murphy the teamster testifying about a liquor delivery to Tim Dolan. Butler questions the contents of a barrel and Murphy admits it bore Tim Dolan on one end and bourbon whiskey on the other.
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Benjamin F. Butler
Nottingham
N. H
Pat Murphy
Tim Dolan
Pat
Butler
Peacock Egg Riddle Stumps Judge’s Niece
A New York judge proudly recalls his niece who asked a legal question about a peacock in a yard laying an egg. The judge explains the egg would belong to the peacock owner, but trespass could ensue if he retrieved it. The child notes a peacock cannot lay eggs, prompting laughter.
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New York
Secretary Shaw and Senator Carter Swap Iowa Town Tale
Secretary Shaw and Senator Tom Carter of Montana traded stories when the secretary of the treasury recalled a humorous tale about a man in an Iowa town who was never known.
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Brooklyn Eagle
Shaw
Tom Carter
Montana
Secretary of the Treasury
Iowa
Buffalo up a tree grape tale provokes disbelief
Secretary Shaw recalls a prank where a group of fellows tries to get Smith to hear a tale about a buffalo in a tree eating grapes. The teller asks Smith if he has seen such a sight, and Smith replies that buffaloes like grapes though he has never seen one up a tree.
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Smith
Shaw
Lean
Testimonial for Chamberlain Cough Remedy in Jamaica
Mr J Riley Bennett a chemist of Brown's Town Jamaica writes of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as the best for whooping cough and says it never fails to relieve cases. The remedy is for sale by Stewart's Pharmacy Cook Sherman.
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J. Riley Bennett
Brown's Town
Jamaica
West India Islands
Chamberlain
Stewart’s Pramacy, Cook & Sherman
Naval cadet passes mental exam at Annapolis
Mrs. G. Raguet of Davenport reports her son Edward Raguet has passed the mental examination for entry to the Annapolis Naval Academy after being appointed by Congressman Dawson. The physical exam will follow.
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G. Raguet
East Fifteenth Street
Davenport
Edward Raguet
Annapolis Naval Academy
Dawson
Patents Issued for Various Inventions in Iowa List
RK W Bishop Patent Attorney reports patent issues dated the 27th to Iowa residents. The list includes Cockeye by Breitenstein Keokuk. Means for indicating line of fire of lifes by Henkes Farmersburg. Air-tank by Walther Davenport. Lifting-jack by Well er Sioux City. Rotary engine by Noah Baxter. Molding-machine by Falls Cherokee. Railway switch lock and semaphore by Gerlach Cumberland. Dish washing machine by RandIeman Des Moines. Mine door by Lundholm Des Moines. Foldable bracket for cars by Mitchell Council Bluffs with assignor half to Carrier Omaha. Roof framing chart by White Fertile. Steam turbine by Purvis Manchester. Annunciator by Rose Washington. Folding umbrella by De Larranaga Clarksville. Also mention of a large picnic wagon for picnics and Chau Lauqua by Dick Bear seeking groups to use it. 16-6t
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RK. W. Bishop
Washington, D. C
Iowa
G. J. Breitenstein
Keokuk
D. A. Henkes
Farmersburg
Edward Walther
Davenport
Nick Weller
Sioux City
Henry Noah
Baxter
T. W. Falls
Cherokee
G. W. Gerlach
Cumberland
Z. L. Randieman
L. Randieman
Des Moines
O. W. Lundholm
A. E. Mitchell
Council Bluffs
L. D. Carrier
Omaha
Nebr
E. E. White
Fertile
E. KK. Purvis Manchester
L. F. Rose
Washington
L. N. de Larranaga
Clarksville
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Land
Uneeda Biscuit
the Modern
Tropics
National Biscuit Company
Graham
Poles
Equator
Noah
India
Campbell Brothers
Hirome
Browné
Sharpe
Brown
Chicago News
Houston Post
Edward
Raguet
Annapolis
Patent Report
Dick Bear
Bradfield Regulator Co
Atlanta
ROCHE
W. E. Logan
Washington, Iowa
St Louis
ReSthinney Drug Co
WM. Bokernkamp