PERT PARAGRAPHS. A sardonic coinage of wry sayings
A collection of quirky aphorisms on work, dogs, whitewashing, fruit, promises, habits, and honesty. The piece playfully contrasts odd observations with everyday life, hinting at social quirks and human foibles through concise witticisms.
The Politician With An Ax To Grind
A poem warns of a politician who befriends voters to learn their names and family details while secretly pursuing personal gain. He courts friends with politeness and gifts, but his true aim is profit without real work, always present when elections loom. The verse portrays a tempting yet self serving figure ready to exploit local ties.
The Only Way to Art Appreciation
A brief dialogue shows a humorous exchange about art taste. One speaker asks a question about art forms while another asserts a fondness for the Goddess of Liberty crafted in silver, mixing wit with a nod to sculpture.
Chance For Fame: A Scheming Pitch To Hire A Talker
A humorous exchange centers on a man deemed untruthful, with one person proposing a publicity scheme to hire him to talk about them. The dialogue plays on fame, deception, and clever marketing as a quick skit on public perception.
Low Trick Dancer and Fiddler in a Dark Scheme
A verse fragment describes a dancer and fiddler in a scheme to outwit the band. The speaker hints at deceitful craft used to gain advantage, warning of a hand played in shadowy ways.
Not at all I see your finish this minute
A terse exchange unfolds as a boss asks if eye trouble exists and a pen clerk reassures he can clearly see the boss’s finishing moment. The dialogue hints at a tense workplace scene with implied timing and authority.
For Him. A morbid milkman joke ends in a wry twist
A terse exchange jokes about a milkman presumed dead with the punchline implying a natural death from water on the brain. The humor hinges on a macabre pun and a casual, dry tone typical of dark humor.
Wings Grow If We All Contribute To Flight
A poem fragment envisions collective effort creating progress as if a set of wings could grow for everyone. The hopeful tone suggests unity and practical steps toward shared advancement.
Quote Compares Judgment and Marriage in Conversation
A fragment shows a speaker remarking that someone "simply hasn't any judgment" while another notes his marriage. The terse exchange hints at personal character and social expectations within a domestic context. No further details are provided in the readable text.
Not So Exciting
A terse remark notes a person committing to a thirty day fast and calls the amusement slow. The lines reveal a muted response to a planned endurance event and a sense of subdued interest.
Tent living proposed for chronic disease cure
A terse exchange discusses living in a tent this summer as a possible remedy for a chronic illness. One person questions whether the plan could help health while another implies it may address the burden of upcoming rent. The dialogue suggests improvised approaches to housing costs linked to health care.
Cutting Trees for Better Timber and Farm Practice
Farmers are urged to limit cutting to dead or dying trees to preserve timber resources. The piece notes high lumber prices hamper building and calls for replanting, fire prevention, stronger timber laws, and educating youth to value forests for future growth.
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Middle West
How to Grow Cucumbers for Best Quality and Harvest
Instructions advise heat light and moisture for cucumbers, noting suitability of good soil, sowing after frost, and hill planting with six to eight seeds, six feet apart. Thinning to three plants per hill, early spring glass frames, frequent cultivation, and autumn removal of old vines to prevent disease. Pest control via dusts, and pickling cucumbers harvested small for brine and vinegar.
Slicker tool for weed control shown in 12 foot implement
The article describes a west area slicker for large weeds. It is about twelve feet wide with four runners made from 2 by 6 or 2 by 8 scantling and boards on top. An iron rod or a steel bar runs behind the runners to skim soil one to two inches below the surface. The driver’s weight keeps the implement at the correct depth. When clogged it is dumped by lifting on the handles. It works best on smooth soil free from trash and requires turning stubble under carefully.
Lime keeps potatoes from rotting in damp cellars
A man who tried the experiment claims it is easy to prevent potato spoilage by placing a box of lump slack lime in different parts of the cellar. The lime absorbs moisture and has kept his stock in good condition, suggesting grocers try the method to combat dampness.
Why the Brook Sings Nightingale Fable Told in Old Verse
An ancient fable narrates a vain nightingale who boasted of his song and dress. A fairy curses him to become a brook whose music remains, while his once radiant plumage dulls to modest reddish brown. Other nightingales keep singing but lose their dazzling colors.
A Simple Pine Mast Measuring Trick from Maine Loggers
A Maine woodcutter method uses a 60 foot mast goal. Mark 60 feet from the trunk minus the cutter’s height on the ground, place a pole of the same height, then lie prone with head toward the mast. Sight over the pole top to locate a tree whose top aligns with 60 feet.
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Maine
Chicago News
The Twelve Labors of Hercules Overview
The hero undertakes twelve tasks: slay the Nemean lion, kill the Lernean Hydra, capture the Arcadian stag, destroy the Erymanthian boar, cleanse Augean stables, defeat the Stymphalian birds, capture the Cretan Bull, obtain Diomedes horses, retrieve Hippolyta’s girdle, seize Geryon’s oxen, secure the apples of the Hesperides, and bring Cerberus from the underworld.
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The Impudent Jay Poem Fragment
A playful verse about a jaunty jay that chatters with the breeze and spoils the wren's nest. The speaker mocks the bird for its bright plumage and bold manners, noting the consequences of stealing from others' nests.
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Jay
Labyrinth at Hampton Court Garden Maze
A correct ground plan of a maze in the gardens of Hampton Court Palace near London is described. The maze provides amusement for visiting holiday parties, with no legendary tale attached according to the source.
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Palace
Hampton Court
London
Mystery at Palace Grounds Puzzle Returns to Centre Stage
The puzzle centers on reaching a center with seats under two tall trees. Many face disappointments before completion, and even after entry the exit proves just as difficult as the entrance, making the journey a drawn out test of persistence.
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Palace
Buffalo Bill Warriors Delight Hospital Children
Six foot Indians in scarlet blankets visited Boston Children's Hospital and performed a quiet war dance and mock battle for bedridden children. The nurses said Colonel Cody was busy, but the six performers delivered joy and lasting memories to the young patients.
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Buffalo Bill
Boston Children’s Hospital
Colonel Cody
Cody
Philadelphia Ledger
Piggy Watches Muff and Bag as Master Hopes Dinner
A brief exchange shows Master requesting Piggy to guard a muff and bag while he goes to fetch dinner. Piggy readily agrees, seeing the items as a future hat and coat for winter and promising to keep them in sight.
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Spot
Pillow Climbing Couch Cushions and Objects Vanish
A group sets a floor course with sofa cushions lamps and bric-a-brac. A chosen young man walks the route memorizes distances then is blindfolded and guided to avoid obstacles. On removing the blindfold he discovers none remain as all items were quietly removed during his navigation.
Rhyme and Riddle Puns Circulate in Gentle Wordplay
A playful verse asks if a goat could eat two low cut shoes and links it to the number 1 8 2 Oxford. It questions how guns kick without legs, noting they kick with their breeches. Jack Frost proposes to the violet with Wilt thou and it wilted.
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Oxford
Jack Frost
Whereabouts of the Tail Cat tale from a child drawing
A child draws a cat missing its tail and the mother points out the tail is still in the ink bottle. The playful exchange ends with a humorous observation about the ink.
Marion's Dream Portrait of two striped kittens playing
A verse describes a child’s dream of two blue and red striped kittens. They respond to lunch by standing on their heads and chasing tails. The playful scene continues as they run about, climb the mantelshelf, and blow out the candles.
Shell Road Work Costs Maryland Shell Roads
Maryland engineer W W Crosby explains oyster shell road construction on the Eastern Shore. Two layer shell application with sand and water yields quicker, more durable results. The Brookview Rhodesdale road, about a mile long with 5500 square yards of macadam, cost $4277 plus shell price increases.
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Maryland
W. W. Crosby
Maryland Geological Survey
Good Roads Magazine
Bayside
Talbot County
Brookview
Rhodesdale
Ditch Cleaning Shovel patent aids roadside upkeep
An Iowa inventor designed and patented a ditch cleaning shovel that fits the ditch contour and is held by an adjustable angle lever. It enables tilting the blade to reach dirt in lower recesses, improving cleanup of leaves mud and refuse to protect road foundations.
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Iowa
Washington Star
Rural Delivery and Good Roads Report
The annual report of the fourth assistant postmaster general shows 37 728 rural free delivery routes served by 37 582 carriers at year end. 2 312 new routes were created and 350 discontinued, net increase 1 962. It emphasizes road improvements, drainage and avoidance of ruts and washouts. Adequate highway laws properly enforced are urged.
Wide Tire Law Note in Niagara County Reported
The good roads committee of the Niagara county board of supervisors favors a wide tire law. After June 1, 1909 wagons carrying 1500 pounds or more must have tires at least three inches wide. Penalties for violation range from five to twenty five dollars per offense.
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Good Roads Committee
Board of Supervisors
Niagara County
N. Y
Officer Not Guilty at Fort Des Moines Court Martial
Major Charles P. George was cleared of fraudulent intent but found guilty of neglect and conduct prejudicial to good military discipline by a Fort Des Moines court martial. Brigadier General Morton approved findings. George fined 850 of his monthly pay for six months for alleged mileage overcharges while leading Des Moines recruiting and branch posts at Mason City, Fort Dodge, and Waterloo.
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Des Moines
Iowa
Charles P. George
Fort Des Moines
Morton
Department of the Missouri
George
Mason City
Fort Dodge
Waterloo
Revelation of Foley’s Honey and Tar cures lung trouble
A reader testifies that severe lung disease was cured by Foley’s Honey and Tar. He says doctors diagnosed consumption, but after using the remedy hemorrhages and lung pain stopped and his lungs became sound. Note from Lemmon’s Pharmacy.
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L. M. Ruggles
Reasner
Iowa
Lemmon
Congregational Meeting at First United Presbyterian Church
Members of First United Presbyterian Church will hold a congregational meeting Wednesday evening after prayer meeting. No other details are provided in the readable text.
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First United Presbyterian Church
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