Borrowed Smiles and Jokes From A Parade of Humble Lines
A collage of light humor and old quotes illustrates family scenes and social quips. Anecdotes range from Maud and Jessica discussing household chores to Sagebrush Sam with a gun and reflections from famous writers. The piece blends jokes, wry observations, and courtroom wit.
Perry Davis Painkiller Promoted for Cold and Sore Throat
The advertisement touts Perry Davis Painkiller as the strongest remedy for sore throat and sudden cold and coughs. It claims liniment power to cure rheumatism neuralgia burns bruises and wounds and promotes a large bottle at three shillings with smaller sizes priced at twenty five and sixpence.
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Perry Davis
Foley Kidney Pills Proclaimed Fast Acting Tonic
Mary C Abbott of Wolfeboro New Hampshire reports a rapid relief from rheumatism and uric acid buildup after three days of Foley Kidney Pills. She says pain in feet joints and back disappeared and credits the remedy for the dramatic improvement. Lemmon's Pharmacy and McElhinney Drug Co advertise the product.
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Mary C. Abbott
Wolfeboro
N. H
Foley
Lemmon's Pharmacy
McElhinney Drug
Taft Opens Tariff Commission Meeting In Washington
President Taft headlines the National Tariff Commission association convention at the Willard hotel with a closing banquet speech planned. Delegates include Cummins Beveridge Longworth and business leaders backing a permanent tariff commission. The effort has broad GOP support and aims to convince Congress and the public.
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Washington
Taft
National Tariff Commission Association
New Willard Hotel
Cummins and
Beveridge
Nicholas Longworth
Congress
John C. Cobb
Boston Chamber of Commerce
Henry R. Towne
New York Merchants’ Association
Henry T. Wills
John Kirby
National Association of Manufacturers
H. M. Miles
Racine
Wis
Albn B
Central
Middle Western
East
Far West
Henry ©. Emery
Maine
Dr King’s New Discovery Proves Life Saving
A. D. McDonald of Fayetteville N C credits Dr King’s New Discovery with saving two lives from frightful coughs. Both she and her sister were told they had consumption and were very weak but the medicine cured them. It treats sore lungs coughs colds hemorrhage influenza asthma hay fever croup and bronchial troubles. Trial bottle free, larger sizes 50 cents and 1.00. Guaranteed by Lemmon’s Pharmacy.
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Lemnon
Crawford Seeks Lorimer Ouster Over Senate Bribery Claims
Senator Crawford of South Dakota denounces the alleged methods used by Lorimer and his lieutenants in Illinois politics. He argues Lorimer knew of the bribery and supports unseating Lorimer in the upper chamber. Shurtleff and Browne are named as active agents in the corruption campaign.
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Washington
Doe 1. Crawford
South Dakota
Dy Aseus
Sehalier Lorimer
Ilinois
Lorimer
Congrese
Crawford
Shurtleff
Browne
Mr. Lorimer
ZEMO Skin Treatment Ad Offers Money Back Guarantee
The McElhinney Drug Co promotes ZEMO with a money back offer. It claims ZEMO liquid and ZEMO soap cure eczema pimples dandruff and other skin eruptions for all ages and guarantees satisfaction in a simple external use remedy.
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The
McElhinney Drug Co
Dispute Over a Scale Disrupts Brooklyn Church Choir
A Brooklyn church choir faces internal clash over funds and musical scale. Members argue about the correct scale and finances, causing division during practices and potential performances.
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Brooklyn
Fifty Years Ago Today January Eleventh Crisis Entries
Fifty years ago today President Jaure of Mexico entered the capital in triumph. Alabama withdrew from the Confederacy. South Carolina Governor Pickens demanded Fort Sumter surrender, Major Anderson refused. A coal famine threatened Charleston as ship owners refused transport, offered freight. Senator Jefferson Davis urged peaceful separation and separate courses.
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Jaure
Mexico
Alabama
Pickens
South Carolina
Fort Sumter
Anderson
Charleston
Philadelphia
Jefferson Davis
Mississippi
Meetings Begin as Rev Little Urges Church Commitment
Rev 8 C Little of Tarkio Mo opens a weekly series at Second United Presbyterian Church denouncing church members for indifference to church work. He cites Jerusalem's early Christians as a model and urges seeking first the kingdom of God noting religion will endure while worldly pursuits fade. Tonight's sermon titled Conversion features a large audience and a chorus choir enhances the service.
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Ond United Presbyterian Church
Little
Jerusalem
Christ
Deadlock in Montana Legislature for Carter’s Successor
Helena Jan 11 The Montana legislature opened with a first ballot to choose a successor to Republican Thomas I Carter. Carter led with 1, Walsh 28, Conrad 18, remaining votes scattered. Democrats failed to secure enough signers for a caucus. no decisive vote expected for at least a month.
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Helena
Mont
Montana
Thomas I. Carter
Carter
T. J. Walsh
W. G. Conrad
Twenty five Years Ago Today Germany Seizes Samoa
A report that Germany seized the Samoa islands created excitement in England and along the Pacific coast, marking a notable early 20th century international incident.
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Germany
Samoa Islands
England
Parific
Parisian Sage Nourishes Hair for Dandruff Prevention
An ad touts Parisian Sage as a hair nourisher that prevents dandruff and promotes growth. It claims quick scalp relief, thicker hair, and softness, with a money back guarantee. Sold by Lemmon's Pharmacy and druggists, mailed orders from Ghony Manufacturing Co. Buffalo New York. The Auburn haired girl is pictured on each package.
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Lemmon
Ghony Mfg. Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Loss of 25 Tons Hay in Dutch Creek Fire
Mark Churchill of Dutch Creek township reports about 25 tons of hay destroyed in four large stacks Monday night. Officials suspect locomotive sparks from the nearby railway right of way caused the blaze. The loss runs to roughly $300 with no insurance.
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Mark Churchill
Dutch Creek Township
Good Advice at New Job About Timekeeping
A concise memo notes that beginners should focus on work tasks rather than constantly watching the clock while learning a new role. It emphasizes steady progress and avoiding clock watching as a distraction.
Living Lake Literary Society January Program
Program outline for the Friday meeting features Grace Willits, recitations by Howard Applegate, Blanche Miller, Mrs Ralph Zeck, Clarice Meck, Oscar Miller, Harold Wilson, Emma Galloway, Harlow Richardson with a debate on sugar versus salt. Spencer Reed serves as president and Helen Galloway as secretary.
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Living Lake Literary Society
Grace Willits
Howard Applegate
Blanche Miller
Ralph Zeck
Clarice Meck
Oscar Miller
Harold Wilson
Cdee
Emma Galloway
Harlow Richardson
Glenwood Boyden
Cloyce Stewart
Rose — Hines
Walter Brown Spencer Reed
Helen Galloway
Rheumatism Blood Purifier S S S Ad Promotes Relief
An old medical ad explains rheumatism as a blood condition caused by excess uric acid. It warns against relying on topical remedies alone and touts S S S as a plant based purifier that clears uric acid from blood to relieve joint and nerve pain. The ad invites readers to request the brochure Body on Rheumatism.
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S.S.S
Swift Specific CO
Atlanta, Ga
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