Parrot Paragraphs on Truth and Promoters
A collection of maxims on judgment politeness and money contrasts. Witty lines argue truth can be bent by smooth talkers and that courage ends where responsibility begins. The piece ends with a quip about a showman missing a limb and a trained lion.
Secret of Clever Pretendness Revealed in Banter
Dialogue fragment shows two speakers debating secrecy and wit. One claims cleverness while the other urges humility, questioning why one should hide such intellect. The exchange hints at social performance and pride.
The Auto as Courtship Weapon
A humorous poem advises suitors to woo with a flashy car rather than brawn or mustache. The speaker claims a gaudy auto, paraded at the beloved’s door, persuades a stubborn girl who values rides over thrift, making courtship costly but effective. The piece mocks material displays in romance.
Suppressed Secrets of Social Standing at Home
Mrs Lighthead boasts to John about ancestral connections after a dispute over groceries. He questions the usefulness while she defends status as a charming boast. The exchange ends with a humorous nod to frugal daily life.
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John
Feline Tale Echoes Through a Moonlit Nursery
A playful verse recounts a cat with a fiddle, a cow jumping over the moon, and a green flying machine that swoons after envy. The whimsical scene blends animal antics with fantastical flight in a rhythmic, toddler friendly mood.
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Diddie
Cat
Profitable Joke Inspires a Nickel Street Car Win
A humorous exchange notes someone who has no sense of humor yet managed to beat a street car company out of a nickel. The remark frames a small, ironic victory in a light, dated tone.
The Immediate Demand Christmas Gift Prompt
The speaker notes that the calm of past and future Christmases is pleasant but the current moment is driven by a strong urge for a Christmas present. The line frames anticipation and desire within seasonal reflection.
Christmas Cigars Prompt a Night with Friends
A note recalls plans to host several gentlemen guests the night after Christmas to help smoke cigars, revealing social behavior and informal entertainment in the period.
Hooded pails improve milk cleanliness at Cornell study
The American Agriculturist reports Professor Pearson at Cornell touts sterilized paper covered milk pails to keep dirt from milk. Reducing top opening limits contamination from udder dirt with a hooded design showing pails from fourteen to six inch openings.
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Cornell University
Pearson
Professor Pearson
Veterinary remedies and horseboard notes in 19th century agricultural column
A veterinary note discusses creosote drenches against stomach worms in sheep with a 1 percent coal tar creosote solution, claiming no deaths for twelve months after treatment. The column then warns against feeding idle horses the same grain as working ones, links hind leg diseases to diet, and offers diet adjustments. It also cites pig cough caused by costiveness and recommends oats, notes swamp fever in horses across several regions with undetermined cause, and advises covering heated horses.
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H. Taylor
Minnesota
Dakotas
Manitoba
Red River Valley
North Dakota
Mystery of the Opal Serpent Brooch Novel
An Anglo Saxon city tale centers on a mysterious opal serpent brooch guiding a crime plot. A sweet romance between Paul and Sylvia unfolds amid a baffling mystery. A boastful detective confesses his failure, ending with the line Never call me a detective again. The story begins soon in this paper.
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Paul
Sylvia
Museum in Tolstoi's honor to open in Moscow
Countess Tolstoi overseas supervising a Moscow museum honoring Leo Tolstoy. The collection will include letters from the author and from John D. Rockefeller about charity, Russian famine work, portraits, and a Repin portrait completed for display in a traveling European exhibition.
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Tolstoi
Moscow
St. Petersburg
Chicago Tribune
America
John D. Rockefeller
Repin
Europe
Cotton production in the South could meet all current needs
The Southern Farm Magazine warns cotton spinners not to fear growth, citing Governor Hoke Smith that Georgia alone could match current southern production if needed. It notes Mississippi would keep pace and Texas would exceed it, with labor supply as the main constraint on expansion. The piece closes with a quip about professors and degrees.
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Mississippi
Texas
Ghostly Christmas raffle returns with fowls to the poor
West Caldwell New Jersey tale reports John Hickey carrying three turkeys and four geese from a Christmas raffle when a white ghost urged him to give to the poor. He fled dropping the birds. at home two turkeys and three geese appeared on the veranda. His wife learned of the specter.
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West Caldwell
N. J
Little Falls
New York Times
Hickey
Flickey
Flere
Cubbison’s Church Costs Quarters and Presses
A Harper’s Weekly note claims Cubbison spends a quarter each church visit and never contributes a cent, adding that he must have his trousers pressed.
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Cubbison
Harper's Weekly
He Runs Heavily Who Is Forced to Run Proverb
Danish proverb notes that heavy is the runner who must keep moving under compulsion. It reflects strain of necessity and resistance in labor or effort without choice.
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