A Man of Words Skates Through Apologies
A humorous exchange rails against Wise as a popular figure with the girls while noting his clumsy skating. The punchline rests on his graceful apologies after every collision, highlighting charm amid mishaps.
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Newspaper
Washington Evening Journal
Location
Washington, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Feb 19, 1908
Page
3
A humorous exchange rails against Wise as a popular figure with the girls while noting his clumsy skating. The punchline rests on his graceful apologies after every collision, highlighting charm amid mishaps.
In a tense exchange Uncle Mose recounts a domestic quarrel with Colonel Hawkins. Mose proclaims he is ahead in the latest dispute and claims to possess evidence on his person to prove it. The dialogue preserves a regional voice and hints at ongoing tensions.
The text asserts dark hair and complexion denote strength while claiming dark skinned races lag in civilization due to physical dominance over intellect. It also describes coarse red hair as indicating great physical endurance.
The saber is described as an oriental weapon and notes its introduction into the French cavalry in 1710.
San Francisco Examiner presents a fragment of playful dialogue between two characters, The Little Fat One and The Tall Thin One, illustrating a humorous exchange with expressions of disbelief and a light punch line.
Washington report outlines swift Senate handling of the Aldrich financial bill with moderate Republican support and Democratic amendments. It notes House moves to substitute Bailey's bill, and covers Brownsville reports, Philippine independence debate, and Secretary Root wage requests amid a broader Roosevelt policy context.
A closing out auction at the Ebner farm two miles north of Haskins Iowa on Monday February 24 1908 at 10:00 a.m. includes seven horses thirty five cows and heifers calves and side calves, twenty shoots, twenty tons hay, one hundred bushels corn ten bushels potatoes ducks and geese, and farm machinery one year new. Lloyd Ballou advertises sale with Moriarty feeding the hungry, 12 months time and 7 percent discount for cash on sums over $10. Teeter and Lathrop, Auctioneers.
The Rev M G Munn resigned as pastor of the First United Presbyterian church Chariton after accepting a call from Waterloo. This marks the sixth pulpit change in Chariton recently with several denominations naming new pastors. Munn is a well known figure locally and his friends show interest in the move. He previously served at Living Lake church and assisted in meetings at Chariton's Presbyterian church last winter.
Des Moines reports city physician Dr. J. E. Miller gravely wounded at Mercy hospital after being shot by Edgar Davis Saturday night. Davis faced Judge Mathis on a charge of assault with intent to murder. he pled not guilty with bonds set at 2500.
E. S. Lopez of Manilla New York testifies the salve healed severe cuts and saved him pain and money. It heals burns sores ulcers fever sores eczema and piles. 25 cents at Stewart’s Pharmacy.
Iowa City reports the university reshipped two 1862 muzzle loading cannon to the U S arsenal at Rock Island. The artillery had not been used for years, last seen out of storage during a legislature visit when lawmakers were greeted with a cannon salute.
W. W. Hamilton prominent Cedar Rapids businessman and brother of Hon. John T. Hamilton died suddenly at his home after a brief hemorrhage following dinner. He was in usual health until moments before death.
A string of brief notes records various local movements and visits. J A Y Ashby and Miss Sylvia Baker are active in Sigourney, Columbus Junction, and nearby towns. Mrs Cora Smeltzer Allen visits in town while others travel for business and attending events.
Advertisement claims Foley's Kidney Cure stops irregularities and cures kidney and bladder trouble within medical reach. Sold by all druggists.
The many friends of Mrs. F. W. Brindley will be glad to note that she continues to improve.
The Rev. Thomas Moody, a missionary in Africa, will deliver an address at the Baptist church Friday evening February 1. Moody has aroused broad interest for his views on Africa and the slave trade, presenting a message considered worth hearing.
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