Humor on Philosophy by Duncan M. Smith
A humorous column notes Mayhem in social life as candidates brush off snow and prepare for spring. It weaves observations on tact, ethics, dating, and gender with light satire about optimism and cowardice in January.
When mother is away for a pleasant trip
The verse describes a mother away from home for a day or two and how things go awkwardly when she is absent. The family notes she needs a rest and sends her to Cousin Jane's for a short journey to calm the household.
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Jane
When Mother Returns The House Returns To Order
A humorous verse about family life as the household falls into chaos without the mother. The speaker notes men stumble with tasks like finding overshoes and hats, while printers and other troubles arise. When she returns, the home is quickly set straight and calm is restored.
The Ruling Passion Gatekeeper Quip
A humorous exchange questions the imagined reply of a candidate to be gatekeeper at St Peters. The jokey dialogue probes salary and any commission, implying skeptical scrutiny of the appointment. The tone echoes light banter typical of a club or society page.
Girl-made. How does a cynic strike you
A compact line pair presents a dialogue about perspective and curiosity, contrasting a cynic’s view with a question about the girl’s character. The exchange hints at memory and judgment without naming people or places.
Pert Paragraphs on Encouragement and Selfishness
The piece argues some people need little to be provoked while difficulty does not justify urging others. It notes sensible men do not promote their own success for others and that domestic troubles divert men to other commitments.
Sewing circle to meet at 2 PM with Mrs Will Sexton
The St James Sewing circle will meet Thursday afternoon at 2 o'clock with Mrs Will Sexton. The Daughters of the American Revolution met yesterday at Miss Maud Morton's home on West Jefferson Street. George Washington was the discussion topic with a program by Miss Henderson Hallie Berdo and Mrs Corbin and music by Miss Henderson.
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St. James
Will Sexton
Daughters of the American Revolution
Maud Morton
West Jeffersc Street
George Washington
Anna Henderson
Washington
Hallie Berdo
Corbin
Helping Hand Circle Adds Nine New Members
The Helping Hand circle of Second United Presbyterian church met at Mrs. Fred Stewart's home on West Jefferson street last evening. After devotion and the regular program, guests provided vocal and instrumental music, and a social evening followed. Light refreshments were served.
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Second United Presbyterian Church
Fred Stewart
West Jefferson Street
D. A. R. Chapter Calls Meeting at Mrs Ella Corbin’s
A called meeting of chapter members of the D. A. R. will be held at Mrs. Ella Corbin’s at 7 30 Friday evening with an agenda to discuss affairs and plans.
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Ella Corbin
Miss Tebockhorst Becomes Mrs Brecht at Richmond
Miss Adaline Christine Tebockhorst horst and Mr Henry Brecht wed this morning at 9 at the Catholic church in Richmond with Father Albers officiating. The bride wore white mohair and pink carnations and was attended by Miss Frances Tebockhorst and Charlie Casper. The couple will establish their home on the proom farm near Watkins Iowa.
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Adaline Christine Tebockhorst
Henry Brecht
Richmond
Father Albers
Broom
Frances Tebockhorst
Cnariie Casper
Brecht
Wedding at St Marys Catholic Church Brighton
Yesterday morning at St Marys Catholic Church in Brighton Miss Minnie Melinsky and Mr Leo Shelangouskie were married at 9 30 by the local priest. The couple received a reception at the home of Mr and Mrs Peter Shelangovskie and plan to establish a home in March.
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St. Mary’s Catholic Church
Brighton
Minnie Melinsky
Leo Shelangouskie
Christina Pacha
Joseph Melinsky
Peter Shelangovskie
Woodlawn Park Club Stage Crafty Comedy Evening
The Woodlawn Park club hosted a large social Monday featuring a drama performed by twelve prominent members. Mrs Charles R Brown led the female roles with Mrs G Logan Payne and Mrs L R Beck also on stage. The comedy Between the Acts was directed by Walter Kilbourne and followed by a dance.
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Chicago Journal
G. Logan Payne
Payne
Woodlawn Park Club
Woodlawn
Charles R. Brown
L. R Beck
Walter Kilbourne
FE. B. McKay
FE. S. Long
J. E. Curtis
P. E. O. Society Holds Successful Meeting At Shields Home
The P. E. O. society met last evening at Miss Tina Shields home. The annual tea was omitted due to a bereavement. Eighteen letters from absent or former members were read, and refreshments were served by Mrs. Cloyce Dougherty and Misses Josephine Babcock and Titia Shields.
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P. E. O. Society
Tina Shields
Cloyce Dougherty
Josephine Babcock
Titia Shields
Royal Neighbors Hold Large Regular Meeting
A regular meeting of the Royal Neighbors was held last evening in the ball room with a large attendance and a very interesting program.
Couple Weds at Presbyterian Church in a Keota Ceremony
Today at noon Miss Cora Mae Fields and Mr. Dorris Romoser married at the Presbyterian parsonage with Rev. L. D. Young officiating. The couple were attended by Theodore Romoser and wife of Keota and will reside in Keota after the ceremony.
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Cora Mae Fields
Dorris Romoser
Presbyterian Parsonage
L. D. Young
Theodore Romoser
Keota
Magnet and Aurora Societies Hold Joint Academy Meeting
The Magnet and Aurora Literary societies of the Academy held a joint meeting last evening in the Chapel hall and presented a very good program.
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Magnet
Aurora Literary Societies
Academy
Chapel Hall
Thaw defense leads as Deimar takes charge in New York case
Special to the Evening Journal reports attorney Deimar of San Francisco assuming control of the Thaw defense. Stage door keeper Benjamino Boman testified in 1903 that Stanford White threatened to kill Thaw and communicated the threat. District Attorney Jerome withdrew an objection to insanity testimony about collateral Thaw family branches.
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New York
The
Evening Journal
Deimar
San Francisco
Benjamino Boman
Stanford White
Thaw
Jerome
Waterloo sleigh sale advertised by Washington Buggy Co
City sale notice promotes Waterloo sleighs as the best in the city at 20 and 21 while stock lasts. A separate dialogue mentions Tommy Brown and Sabbath school, quoted by Willie's mother and Willie in a Houston Post item.
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Waterloo
Washington Buggy Co
Tommy Brown
Willie
Houston Post
License to wed issued to two couples today
License to wed was issued to D. Romoser and Cora Mae Fields and to Tilla Coppock and Wm. Howard Sigafoose. Oyster parties at Johnson's tomorrow.
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Wed
D. Romoser
Cora Mae Fields
Tilla Coppock
Wm. Howard Sigafoose
Johnson's
Invitations to music at the Library given by local families
Invitations issued for a library musical on Thursday February 7 at 7 p m by Mr and Mrs William Louden and partners. Kay Spencer of New York City and Mr Crampton of Chicago have been secured for the entertainment. A reception follows in the reading room. Many residents plan to attend and some will travel to Fairfield Friday afternoon.
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William Louden
J. Louden
R. B. Louden
J. Falton
Kay Spencer
New York City
Mr. Crampton
Chicago
Fairfield Journal
Fairfield
Pruning Guidelines For Young Peach Trees In Irrigation Areas
The article advises cutting back new wood to one third to one half its length as trees grow. It stresses repeating this annual hard heading to promote a stocky, well balanced tree that eases spraying care and harvest. It also recommends thinning crowded branches and removing dead or crossing wood to center growth. It criticizes Colorado growers for excessive kindling wood production. It then describes a Genoa Emerald Vase carved from a single emerald, 12 1/2 inches diameter, 5 1/2 inches high, kept locked with keys in different hands and shown only by senate order, possibly a gift to Solomon from the Queen of Sheba.
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Colorado
Pield
Genoa
Senate
Solomon
Sheba
Water loo sleighs offered at $20 and $21 in limited sale
The sale features celebrated Water loo sleighs at two price points, $20 and $21, advertised as the best in the city while supplies last.
Farm Workshop Essentials for a Simple Shed
A guide from Orange Judd Farmer suggests using an existing shed or barn lean-to as a shop, with a 2 by 10 foot workbench, a steel vise, a bench drill, drawers and shelves for tools, and leather tool loops. Begin with a quality starter set: handsaw, claw hammer, steel square, bits and brace, chisels, and a drawshave, then add planes, spirit level, spoke shave, oilstone and grindstone for a capable wood shop.
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Orange Judd
Breeding for fruitful stalks and currant fertilization tips
The Breeder's Gazette notes many barren corn stalks per field and links low yield to unfruitful ears and poor seed. It urges breeding plots to reduce barrenness, and recommends top dressing currant, gooseberry, and raspberry beds with manure in spring for better growth.
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Chicago
Local Notes Include Cakes Seeds Travel and Sports
Local items report Johnsons offering many cakes for sale tomorrow Mrs M C Little left for a visit in Fairfield Dr E B Carney returned from Iowa City after a dental meeting Marvin Dawson of Brighton was a city visitor bound for Winfield Ida Harmon received a letter from Kossuth County noting no snow and 15 below zero The High School schedules a double header at the Commercial club gym Friday West Liberty boys vs H B s and West Liberty girls vs DH s See bonus games for 350.
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Marvin Dawson
Brighton
Winfield
Ida Harmon
Kossuth County
Iowa
West Liberty
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