Humorous Quips and Wordplay From The Era
A collage of jokes and cartoons mocked by newspaper quips. It contrasts the fool-killer's witty doom with marital satire and wordplay about soldiers forts and seedless beans, reflecting lighthearted 19th century humor.
Peculiar Accident Involving False Teeth Reported
Hawkeye reports Prof. J. A. White of the Southwestern State Normal School suffered a unique incident in Washington Pennsylvania. His false teeth were swallowed with water during sleep and later retrieved from the duodenum after medical consultation. The episode disrupted class order but left him feeling no great pain.
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Hawkeye
J. A. White
Burlington High School
Muscatipe
Southwestern State Normal School
Washington
Pennsyllvania
California
Professor White
White
Burlington
Lydia Browning
Henry A. Browniog
Readings and Reproaches at the Street Corner
An exchange captures Mrs. Lapsling praising her daughter's school reading of The Buils of Society. Mrs. Vick-Senn laments her husband's eastward business trip and complains about lacking funds to manage the home in his absence.
Carrier Rescued After Des Moines River Ice Fall
Thomas Powers, a rural mail carrier, was saved from drowning in the Des Moines river at Fort Dodge Iowa after his horse and buggy broke through the ice while crossing near the Minneapolis and St. Louis shops. Shop workers pulled Powers and the horse from frigid waters as they floated beyond rescuers’ reach.
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Fort Dodge
Iowa
Thomas Powers
Des Moines
Minneapolis
St. Louis
Powers
Washington club invites for February dancing party at Phoenix
Invitations issued for a dancing party Friday evening February ninth at the Phoenix by the Washington club members. The Hible study department of the Fortnightly club meets February fifth at 2 30 with Mrs Frances Hughes on East Jefferson street. The Ladies Missionary society Pleasant Plains auxiliary meets with Mrs Nl Reynolds on Wednesday February seventh for an all day meeting. The Heights orchestra and noted speakers entertained about twenty five at John Kirkpatrick's home last night with dainty refreshments.
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the Phoenix
Washington Club
Hible
Frances Hughes
East Jefferson Street
Ladies’ Missionary Society of
Pleasant Plains
Mre. Nl
the Heights
John Kirkpatrick
Surprise anniversary party for Mr and Mrs Nea!
Last evening at the Neas home a surprise celebration marked twenty fifth year of their marriage. About sixty guests attended with toastmaster Frank Saye presenting gifts while B F Brown and Rev Dite McMasters spoke. Out of town guests included Mrs Morgan of Muscatine and Miss Sarah Crawford of Ainsworth with letters of regrets from numerous friends.
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Jank Nea
Frank Saye
Nea
B. F. Brown
Dite McMasters
Dr. Morgan
Muscatine
Sarah Crawford
Aipsworth
Seth Thomas
Ft. Dodge
Rairdon
Omaha
Nebr
A. S. Hays
Lake Forrest
Ill
Eugene Lindsey
Eldora
Iowa
George Smith
Blanche
Long Beach
Calif
E. M. Harrison
Buffalo
Frank H. Smith
San Jose
Walter Graves
Chicago
A. A. Saye
Jessie
Nelson Thompson
Ainsworth
Peckham
Keokuk
J. RR. McCutcheon
Chas. Knapp
West Chester
M. B. Doolittle
A. W. Yard
East Washington
Geoge DeLong
Davenport
Vienna
Preston
Oskaloosa
Wm. McFarland
R. Malin
Columbus
Unction
Local School Notes on Basketball and Attendance
Last Saturday our girls defeated Fairfield 7 to 5 while West Liberty beat our boys 35 to 29 at the Commercial club gym. Washington led 21 to 12 at halftime and West Liberty pulled away in the second half. The high school sees improved attendance this month and plans parent conferences in February. Frank Swift left for Ottawa, Illinois after a brief city visit.
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Fairfield
West Liberty
Manton Hebner
Rodney (Rail
Harris MacGugin
Vic van Sickle
Rodney
Commercial Club
Washington
Feltus
Centennial
Crone
Local items and visits fill town notes during the day
Local residents and travelers are listed with visits and departures. Rodman sails on the Firefly, while Mrs. Ella Thompson and others stop in or depart for Ainsworth Cotter Muscatine Clinton and Davenport. A. Hott improves while J A Young aids in the bank. Births and injuries are noted along with a show at Graham and a bread and sheep sale.
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Ella Thompson
Ainsworth
Herron
Cotter
A. Hott
Death of Infant Katheryn Louise Brindley
Katheryn Louise Brindley eight months old child of Mr and Mrs Sherman Brindley died today at noon after a short illness. Cause of death movingitis. Funeral services tomorrow at 2:00 PM at the residence North Iowa avenue, Elm Grove cemetery.
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Katheryn Louise
Sherman Brindley
Iowa Avenue
Elm Grove Cemetery
Baseball meeting at Commercial Club gym next Monday
Baseball fans are invited to a meeting at the Commercial Club gymnasium next Monday night at eight o'clock. A permanent organization will be formed and officers elected. Everyone encouraged to attend.
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Commercial Club Gymnasium
Regular M B A Meetings Schedule Shift
The M B A announces regular meetings on the second and fourth Tuesday evenings each month. The next meeting is set for Tuesday evening February 13.
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M. Bb
Trinity Episcopal Fifth Sunday Service Schedule
The church offers Sunday school at 10, litany holy communion and sermon at 11, and evening prayer with sermon at 7 on the Fifth Sunday after the Epiphany.
Homeseekers and Settlers Rail Sale Across Plains States
Iowa Central Ry offers January 2 and 16 February 20 sale dates for homeseekers and settlers to Nebraska Colorado Kansas Missouri Arkansas Indian Territory Oklahoma Texas and Louisiana. One way tickets two dollars above half fare. Round trip at three fourths of one way rate with twenty one day limit. Tickets sold on first and third Tuesdays to Southwest West Northwest. Contact A B Cutts G P T A Minneapolis for full details.
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Nebraska
Colorado
Kansas
Missouri
Arkansas
Indian Territory
Oklahoma
Texas
Louisiana
Iowa Central
Southwest
Northwest
Orj
A. B. Cutts
Colds Linked to Serious Diseases Warn Doctors
Physicians with national reputations warn that catching cold can lead to pneumonia consumption and chronic throat and lung troubles. Do not risk life with a cold. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy claims to cure it before diseases develop, contains no opium or morphine, and has thirty years of proven use. Sold by Cook & Sherman Stewart's Pharmacy.
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Cook & Sherman
Stewart's Pharmacy
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Duncan's Book Store
Chicago News
Office
George
Cleveland
Copthall
Contango
Bertha
Chicago Tribune
Uncle Sam
Columbia Pharmacy
S. E. Corner Square
Frank Swift
Ottawa
Rodman
Ora Henderson
J. H. Lathrop
Lion County
Holmes and
Fitzgerald
Crawfordsville
George Patton
Clinton
W. J. Limerman
Parker and Show
Graham
Ida Hood
Ed Libe
J. A. Young
Senate
Adam Lewis
Ike
Pekin
Ellen Bellville
Jennie Tegarden
S. C. Lewis
Marion Township
Roann
Ind
Trinity
Real KU Kai
Washington, Iowa
Ross & Moothart
Harry Ross and
L. J. Moothart
Stuart's Meat Market
Northwest Corner
J.C. Smiths
Cash Grocery
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