It Would Take Time Farm Banter
A humorous exchange unfolds as a lady asks to photograph the farm servant at work and the farmer replies that it would take time to catch him in action. The humor centers on delays versus speed in capturing a moment on the farm.
Movement to Save La Bahia Mission in Texas
Texans push state purchase of La Bahia mission near Goliad to preserve it as a historic site. The building, scarred by the 1836 Fannin massacre ordered by Santa Anna, would be cared for by the Daughters of the Texas Republic, mirroring the Alamo. Visitors currently pay a fee to the Mexican custodian.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Texas
la Bahia
Goliad
Tex
Kansas City Star
Fannin
Santa Anna
Mexico
Sam Houston
la Bahia Mission
Daughters of the Texas Republic
Alamo
Great Journey Start Mentioned With Postal Cards
In a light exchange a wife urges her husband to begin a long voyage soon and asks that he send many picture postal cards. The remark hints at plans and affectionate anticipation for his travels.
Bonding Options Move From Personal to Corporate Surety
The piece explains the shift from personal sureties to corporate bonds, urging readers to contact the nearest American Surety Company of New York for fidelity, judicial, license, or contract bonds without delay and red tape.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
American Surety Company of
New York
Local residents take holiday trips and visits this morning
Clifford Thorne rode the Southwestern this morning while Mrs. Ralph Walfuhr and Mrs. Dorrance Dean traveled to Muscatine for Christmas holidays. Miss Laura Chilcote and Miss Fay Ross visit Keokuk Eldon Ottumwa, and several others head to Ainsworth Letts Brighton or Laconia for relatives. Oysters 35c a quart at the Royal market.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clifford Thorne
Ralph Walfuhr
Muscatine
Dorrance Dean
Will Walnitz
Letts
Fay Ross
Eldon
Ottumwa
Elizabeth Watson
Ainsworth
Jacob Miller
Laconia
Iowa
Will Ross
J. A. McCoy
Frances
Miss Watson
Wyman
Christmas Comes But Once a Year
A humorous poem about Christmas appearing only annually and the toll it takes on finances and appetite. It compares the season to a rare visitor and notes how families endure bills and feasts, hoping to recover afterward. The speaker jokes that forecasts of another Christmas are as unlikely as pigs flying.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ike
Aoul
Father
Rest Cure Turns to Arrest in Prison Laugher
A jailhouse exchange has one inmate declaring he is "taking the rest cure" while his companion asks the reason. The other explains it is for arrest, prompting a grimomic moment behind the bars.
Liked the Changes and the Monthly Gift
A humorous exchange notes a husband sending his wife south for the winter. It mentions a recurring one hundred dollar monthly payment and implies quick spending of the funds. The dialogue suggests the trip and money had a positive but briskly resolved effect.
Conversation on American presidential campaign timing
A British newcomer asks when a presidential campaign will begin in the United States. An experienced observer replies that the date is not worth memorizing, and that he will hear about it when it arrives.
Higher Game Reveals Air Balloons Surpass Airships
In a curious note, air balloons that glide in the sky outpace airships and avoid crossing paths with poultry. Geese, when present, remain wary and elusive in this playful archipelago of ideas.
Joke Exchange Sparks Silver Screen Laugh Track
In a witty exchange a character boasts of charming women by asking them how to cure a cold. The punchline reveals the gag centers on clever banter and topical humor of the era.
Fragmentary verse note on comfort and misery in need
A compact fragment speaks of comfort in philosophy during times of distress. It suggests misery can be overcome when one accepts reality and finds quiet resolve. The piece uses terse, contemplative language to imply inner strength.
Quarrels and Notions of Common Sense
A reflective column humorously argues about marital fault lines and reciprocal making up, noting that paying for outcomes rarely guarantees value while urging readers to see good in neighbors. It suggests common sense is common but often ineffective and mocks law and desire for control in everyday life.
Treasures of American Forests and Dr Pierce Remedies
A promotional piece extols medicinal roots in American forests and praises Dr. R V Pierce of Buffalo New York. It lauds Golden Medical Discovery and Favorite Prescription as cures for digestion liver heart and female disorders, with testimonials and instructions to request free extracts and order salve by mail.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pierce
Buffalo
N. Y
R. V. Pierce
Dr. Pierce
Also Mentioned on This Page
J. H. WacnEr Co
Fort Madison, Iowa
Casey’s
Colesso
Shoop
Foley
LEY
Foley & Company
Chicago
Peo
Chamberlain
The
W. R. C. Benefit
Brinton W. R
Ildren
Graham Ra House
Jen Beal
Kansas City
Ark
TO Save
Marsh W. Bailey
Atty
West Main St
Washington
Pollard Abstract Co
Laura Chilcote
Keokuk
M. H. Sweet
Brighton
St. Joseph Academy
Des Moines
Colorado
Royal Market
Japan
Standard Oil Company
Incorporate
Night
Wen
Verily
Paris
Joe
Brinton
Graham Opera House
Lemmon’s Pharmacy
Dr. King
Cougs
Mall
Colege
Sprague Sorrespondente J School OF Law
Majestic Bio
Detroit, Miak
Chichester