Amarillo reader sends a funny kid tale and fifty cents
A letter from Amarillo Texas by Beth Davis jokes about a child visiting his Ganmama and chasing a fifty cent prize for a humorous story. The writer jokes about breakfast oats and Mother’s Oats product as a punchline.
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The Worry of Christmas and the Gift Giver’s Burden
An essay contrasts older folks gifting anxieties with a young man’s ordeal choosing a Christmas present for his beloved. It highlights budget limits, social expectations, and the torment of debt as the season nears, ending with a quip about stock buying and a penny door bell invention in Holland.
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Fragments of a playful political quip collection
A satirical mix of remarks on tariffs fossils Morgan violets football wood piles and fashion. It jokes about penal systems walls street schemes parking solving with a modular German invention and Santa Clauses meat shipments while quipping on British polar claims and frozen assets.
WATCH YOUR STEP AND HEALTH AT ANY AGE
A speaker warns that health declines when individuals ignore proper routines and overindulge in unhealthy recreation. He cites a man who, while diligently exercising his dog, neglects his own health, relying on aspirin and salts despite a long list of ailments.
Releasing the Philippines Independence Movement Grows
A new movement to grant independence to the Philippine Islands gains momentum in the U S Senate amid tariff debate. Hearings by the territories committee begin in January with a Philippine delegation en route to Washington to press the case and independence tied to economic factors.
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Old Man River and the Gulf Coast land growth
Geologists argue the Mississippi once ended at Baton Rouge and the fertile lowlands eastward grew slowly toward the Gulf. Mark Twain cited in Life on the Mississippi that this age is about one hundred twenty thousand years, a claim some readers may doubt.
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Property Sale Leads to Bold City Landmark Change
A Chicago buy at Clark and Adams streets for 80 by 20 feet sparked disputes over price. After rapid transfers and a building, the lot and a second parcel were worth 300000 to the buyer’s father. The two lots now support a bank building and generate about 150000 yearly, illustrating a dramatic turnaround in value and perception.
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Christmas List and Small-town Christmas Anecdotes
A humorous column recounts the ritual of compiling last year’s Christmas cards and the wish to find this year’s senders. The piece recalls errands at the bank post office and journal office and a quirky noise impression by a colleague. It ends with a light remark about a bakery robbery report in Kansas and Omaha.
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Naturalization Exam Provokes Lively Q&A in Court
In Washington Iowa an Italian applicant for American citizenship faced a humorous exchange in court. Asked who is President and Vice President the responses named Mr. Coolidge and Mr. Dawes. When asked if he could be President he replied no due to busy work shoveling trucks.
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Mascot Adopted by Journal Office Amid Lively Local Scene
The Journal Office voted to adopt a stray puppy that had been roaming with Bruce Cowden and Tucker and Fichey. A mass meeting featured playful scenes as Male Livingston delivered dog treats to the new canine mascot and staff reflected on cold weather and meals.
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The Girl From Woolworths and Speedway in Screen Preview
The page reviews The Girl From Woolworths starring Alice White with Three of the songs including You Baby Me Fi Baby You. Speedway presents auto racing thrills with William Haines and Anita Page in a speedway love story. The week features Young Nowheres with Richard Barthelmess and Marion Nixon and other talking pictures.
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Awful Truth and Sweetie Preview in Early 20th Century Film Notes
The Awful Truth starring Ina Claire is praised as sophisticated comedy with a true life feel centered on divorce and rekindled love. Sweetie is described as a vivid prep school musical with Nancy Carroll, featuring dances and campus sequences, while The Lariat Kid offers Western romance.
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Humorous Abe Martin Quip on News Faces
A witty Abe Martin quip mocks the flood of diverse faces in pages of recent papers. He notes relief at seeing a wholesome corn huskin champion among social criminal and political figures. He jests on women seeking emancipation versus looking emaciated.
Thoxine Promises Fast Relief for Sore Throat
A druggist rebranded a popular prescription, Thoxine, to offer quick relief from sore throat and coughs. Marketed as safe for the family with a 15 minute relief guarantee, it is sold by McDaniel Drug Store in 35¢ 60¢ and $1.00 sizes.
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Picture Puzzle for All Under Fourteen
Open to all boys and girls under fourteen regardless of residence. Prizes: $1.00 first correct answer, 50 cents for second. If none correct, awards go to the most nearly correct. No reservations, first come first served.
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Know Your Country Games Quiz by The American Legion
A list of trivia questions prepared by The National Americanism Commission of The American Legion. Questions cover geography history and demographics including Potomac River borders Texas Tennessee Kentucky Missouri Ohio and Nebraska capitals and city populations.
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New five color map answers questions about the country
Answers to the above questions will be published tomorrow. These and innumerable other questions about our country are answered on the new five color map of the United States with condensed titles. The American Legion distributes at cost in connection with these games. Readers may secure a copy by sending ten cents to the Haskin Information Bureau Legion Division Washington DC. Mention this newspaper and give your address plainly.
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Know-Your-Country Game Answers Recap From Yesterday
Answers list states territories and figures including Washington Oregon Mississippi Louisiana California Oklahoma 569 519 000 Pierre St Thomas St John islands and a film lineup with The Lariat Kid on a week of shows. Also cites Alabama New York North Carolina Rhode Island South Dakota North Dakota and St Lawrence river with New Orleans population 424 400.
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Senate approves $15.95 million for veterans hospitals
Washington December 18 the senate passed a bill with a 15 950 000 appropriation for the construction of veterans hospitals in various sections of the country.
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Electrician Discovers Wooden Mummy in Antique Shop Cellar
Tod Kielersen, an electrician, tripped over a box in the cellar of an antique shop and found a body wrapped in dusty bandages. Police were summoned and identified the figure as a wooden straw mummy, not a real corpse.
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