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Newspaper

Washburn Times

Location

Washburn, Wisconsin, United States of America

Date

Dec 07, 1922

Page

4

Bilkens Court Punches Speeding Case

Bilkens faced the magistrate for speeding amid shouting protests. A motor cop is blamed for faster driving, while a farmer from Ashland recalls a car purchase and parts promise. The scene features quips about fairness and a Washburn girl racing Methuselah in local lore.

Doator Washburn Methuselah

Carbon fueled drive sparks river of traffic stories

A village constable chides a speeding motorist who blames a dirty carburetor and insists on cleaning it. The piece muses on speed, safety, and public temper while noting December bath nights and social divisions among women as observed by Jens Albrechtson.

Jazz Band Eases Troubles Like a Mosquito Bite

A humorous note praises jazz bands for easing serious worries while poking fun at fashion shifts from peek-a-boo waists to burlesque skirts. The speaker quips about gloom, opinion on inheritance, and the small yet sharp sting of a chigger.

Jud Tunkins

Jailbreak Plot Prompt Revealed In Gang Talk

Reported dialogue shows John Doe inviting others to break out of jail tonight while Richard Roe rejects the plan citing harsh outside conditions and a dire housing situation. The exchange highlights underlying inmate concerns and possible coordination.

John Doe Richard Roe

Help Finding Lost Relatives Orson Long Subfern Advice

A reader asks for help locating a blond son in law as part of a lighthearted note. The correspondent signs O. Long Subfern and jokes about taking a street car for a long ride without worrying about speed, tires, or spark plugs.

O. Long Subfern

Wanderer’s Lure and Pugilist Promoter’s Gloat

Verse on roaming versus staying at home and a press agent boasting a boxer's peak condition to daunt the rival. The lines mix travel longing with carnival mood as Mae Doyle touts the fighter’s readiness the day before a bout.

Mae Doyle

Dogs return home from Alaska, Geo Fox notes

Geo Fox asks whether dogs can find their way home from long distances. He says a dog can return from Alaska if it is the right one, but may get lost around the corner if not.

Geo Fox Alaska

Cat Carrying Seven Year Old Learner Faces Teacher

A seven year old boy answers a teacher's question about a battered face. He explains they moved yesterday and he had to carry the cat. The exchange takes place on the way to school as the teacher questions him about possible fighting.

John

Zebra image sparks playful classroom quip

A teacher holds up a zebra picture asking what it is and a student quips a horse in a bathing suit. A commentary on marriage roles notes a man should accept being bossed part of the time. A clock in the Count House jokes that insanity and love resemble each other.

Tommy Simpkins

Sunday Marble Question Sparks Backyard Debate

A brief dialogue shows a mother restricting marble play on the sidewalk and guiding her child Johnny to the back yard. Johnny asks which day of the week it is there, revealing a playful miscommunication about time and space.

Johnny

Ambiguous insult prompts sharp quip about hiding behind skirts

A retort turns a gendered insult into a joke as a man answers with humor. The exchange frames secrecy and misdirection as a magician’s act, reflecting social humor in a brief dialogue.

Intermarried Town Sheriff Delays Moonshine Arrest

A town in the Southwest with strong family ties slows crime action. The postmaster notes Sheriff Bill Perkins waited to arrest Frank for selling moonshine until returning home to his wife who is related, avoiding offense to relatives.

Geosie Jones Bill Perkins Philadelphia Ledger Frank Bill

Fragrance On Prison Air Ailing Perfume Machine Trial

A Cleveland Plain Dealer note describes an electric perfumer at a county jail on trial. It could scent cells with roses oranges cedar or forest aromas and even simulate breakfast aromas or a Hawaiian night, suggesting hopeful possibilities while the operator faces trial.

A CURSORY RHYME Hy Diddle-Diddle

A light verse follows a man who buys a bike to lose weight. He rides daily, gains almost fifty pounds, then wears the bike down and sheds ten pounds, prompting a wry reflection on the oddity of the effort.

Menace and bravado mix in the saloon quip

A compact mock warning travels through a frontier bar scene. A character jokes about danger and a possible bottle offer, while another quips a readiness to draw a gun rather than face a shot. The exchange hints at tense frontier mood and rough bravado.

Lawyer saved after shipwreck with $25 000 policy tale

A lawyer earning $3 000 a year survived a shipwreck and wired his partner to tell his wife gently after news of his supposed death. Judge Axelberg notes many inmates would have reached for shortcuts to success.

Sakhalin Island Tales of Windows and War Divisions

The article recalls Sakhalin’s division after the Russo Japanese War with Russia and Japan sharing the island. It notes sparse rail lines, then details bright window paint on trains as a warning to passengers unfamiliar with glass. It paints a picture of Toyohara shrine and curious trains through a cold northern land.

Siberia Amur China Formosa Fukien Sakhalin Plymouth Russia Japan Toyohara

Dense Newfoundland Fog Drops Reveal Water Droplet Counts

Dr W J Humphreys of the U S Weather Bureau notes fog in the Newfoundland area contains about 20 000 droplets per cubic inch. Experiments by Wells and Thuras of the Bureau of Standards estimate a gulp of water requires fog filling an 8 by 5 by 100 foot volume and yields about 60 trillion droplets. Counting an inch of fog would take about half an hour. Droplets in clouds are typically twice the size of fog droplets.

W. J. Humphreys United States Weather Bureau Washington Newfoundland Doctor Wells Doctor Thuras Bureau of Standards Humphreys

Sunflower Seed Oil Potential for Industry

A historical note details sunflower oil as a possible major future source. Cold pressed oil serves culinary needs while hot pressed oil is used for soaps and varnishes. In 1911 the Caucasus had over 500 mills pressing seeds. sunflowers are grown widely, including Missouri for poultry feed.

Russia Caucasus Missouri

Made His Case Too Strong

A visitor asks the lawyer what happened to a man he defended. The lawyer explains he argued the accused was a fool rather than a criminal, and the court acquitted him. The man waited outside the court in amazement at the lawyer’s clever plea.

Frenchman Learns American English Through Phrases

Loule Chevrolet, a French engineer, struggles with English phrases. He recalls a scene where friends discuss an acquaintance facing financial reverses. They say he is down and out, all in, and it's all up with him, illustrating the puzzling directions of American idioms.

Loule Chevrolet Loule Louie

Parrot Seeks Kitty After Move and Reunion Delights Onlookers

A parrot and a kitten, owned together, parted when the home moved. The parrot cried Where's my kitty and Want my kitty for hours. The next day they were reunited before onlookers as the parrot scampered to the kitten and the two kissed through the bars.

Four-Kitten Birth in New Orleans Draws Attention

Four newborn kittens in New Orleans were noted for being unusually joined, appearing as a single fur ball with four heads and fourteen legs, drawing local curiosity.

New Orleans

No Night in Heaven Poem Recalled in Yale Review

A reflective verse by W. M. Letts laments the loss of night and twilight beauty. It contrasts an idealized, dreamlike countryside with the absence of night in heaven. The speaker longs for evening scents, summer heat, hawthorn under May moonlight, and the starry sky, praising night as creator of stars.

W. M. Letts Yale Review

Prison Looked Good to Him Burglar Hides During Family Music

A burglar climbed in through a window and hid behind a curtain as a family carried out a sequence of piano violin singing and flute lessons. At nine the intruder rushed out begged to be arrested and placed in safe custody.

The Idea Exchange Clashes Over Wrong Numbers

The dialogue shows a strained exchange where one party accuses the other of giving wrong numbers three times. the other questions how to know when enough is enough, highlighting a quarrel over communication.

Fleh

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Junius Bilkens Ashland Jens Albrechtson John MacRae the Chigger Cleveland Sakhalin Island Hamilton Elgin Manitoba Wank Beatty Frank E. Beatty Three Rivers Michigan Rockhill Conrad Wagner Ellen Thomas
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