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Newspaper

Warren Mail

Location

Warren, Pennsylvania, United States of America

Date

Jan 07, 1909

Page

7

Practical Fashions Paris Pattern No 2667 Aprons

Pattern notice details two decorative aprons in nainsook and lawn with lace insertions and embroidery. Describes bib style striped apron with Valen ciennes lace and beading, and a white nainsook apron with embroidery and a ruffle. Pattern is one size. send 10 cents to Pattern Department with name address size and pattern number.

Paris Nainsock Batiste Lawn jJaconet

Paris Pattern 2706 Corselet Skirt for Multiple Fabrics

The Paris Pattern 2706 offers a versatile corselet skirt adaptable to broadcloth velvet velveteen cheviot corduroy mohair or serge. Features a center front and back box-plait and a left-side closure with a foot flare smoothing over the hips. Six sizes 22 to 32 waist. fabric yardage given for various widths.

Paris Pattern Department

Two and Two Make Five Incomes Secret

A financier answers a youth asking for the best maxim of financial success. The expert claims that unconventional thinking yields wealth, declaring two and two make five as his guiding rule. The dialogue frames wealth as a result of bold, unorthodox reasoning from a seasoned financier.

What in me is dark illumine what is law raise and support

A quotation from John Milton asking to illuminate inner darkness and uphold law so as to justify the ways of God to men in a grand argument.

John Milton

Man Recovers After Kidney Pills In Railroad Crash Tale

William White of Three Rivers Michigan reports a kidney injury from a railroad collision with prolonged pain and blood in urine. After two years in and out of hospital and six months treatment, he credits Dean's Kidney Pills for dramatic improvement, claiming four boxes cured more than seven years of doctoring. Sold by all dealers at 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York.

William White R. R Constantine Street Three Rivers, Mich Dean Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo, N. Y

Had an Eye to Business by Preston Kendall

Preston Kendall narrates a tale from a New England town where a summer visit reveals Silas has secretly married. Kendall questions the impractical match, but Silas explains his plan that his wife can handle household support while he cannot. The humor rests on Silas framing the marriage as a solution to his financial limits.

Preston Kendall New England Kendall Old Silas Silas

Baseball Game Ends With Free Passes

The remark complains about too many base on balls in a ball game, contrasting it with a lengthy six day walk, highlighting frustration with the unwelcome control of the pitcher and a poor hitting effort by the offense.

Lenient Judgment Sparks Outburst in Court

A judge contemplates leniency for a condemned man citing mitigating factors. The prisoner's veiled wife, seated nearby, breaks into tears as the judge sentences him to three years, prompting a furious reaction from the woman who cries that it is not enough.

Royalty on Exhibition at St James Chapel Royal in 18th Century

A London guide from 1767 notes the public could view royal worship at St James Chapel Royal. By knocking at the side door and paying a shilling per person to the verger, one could stand in the sacred space during divine service or, for another shilling each, sit in side seats adjacent to the royals.

London St. James’ Chapel Royal

New Milkman Sparks Frigid Clash With Customer

A novice milkman, missing seasoned restraint, confidently predicts rain to a customer. The reply is curt, sparking a heated exit as the milkman kicks a lamp post in frustration.

Postum and Grape-Nuts credited in recovery letter

A Louisville mother reports coffee withdrawal linked health improvement after switching to Postum and Grape-Nuts. Her daughter, once nervous and prostrated by trips downtown, now healthy and mother of five, active in charities. Letter attributed to Postum Co. claims authenticity.

Louisville Postum Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Wellville

Learned Pig Sums and Geography Gap in School

An amusing tale shows arithmetic adeptness and geography weakness in children. A father boasts of a pig that can count, while the son retorts he could stump the pig with geography questions, illustrating divergent talents in learning.

Cure for Severe Eczema After Three Months of Suffering

Walter H. Cox of 16 Somerset St Boston describes unbearable itching and burning on both hands with deep cracks and scaly skin. He could not sleep and avoided water until using Cuticura Remedies, which cured him in a month. Boston firm Fetter Drug & Chem. Corp. supplied.

Walter H. Cox Somerset St Boston Mass Fetter Drug & Chem. Corp Sole Props

Beggar’s Tale: Lady Brings Hope for Jobs

A kind elderly woman prompts a beggar to explain his attempts to find work. He admits he secured employment for two family members last month, but both refused to take the jobs, highlighting barriers to labor and dignity in seeking work.

Phrase of zenith used in mourning remark overheard

A Washington Star quotation describes two colored women at Eighth Avenue and One Hundred Twenty-fifth Street. One woman in mourning remarks that “he died in the height of his zenith” illustrating euphonious speech by the northern and southern blacks.

Eighth Avenue One Hundred and Twenty-fifth Street Washington Star

Why wear ear muffs on a hot day

A humorous exchange features a professor wearing ear muffs outside despite heat. He explains the muff is to mute their baby’s constant noise at home, prompting a lighthearted moment about domestic life and unexpected gadgets in public.

LAME BACK PRESCRIPTION PROMPTS MEDICAL DISCUSSION

A remedy using Toris compound with whiskey and syrup of sarsaparilla causes debate among doctors. The formula claims effectiveness for lame back and rheumatism, with directions to take before meals and at night. Toris is from Globe Pharmaceutical Co Chicago and available from druggists.

Minnesota Governor Expounds Attitude Via Rattlesnake Tale

Gov John A Johnson faced questions about his stance on the presidential nomination. He illustrated his attitude with a Western tale of a man who, after heavy drinking, faced a rattlesnake in the road and warned it to strike if it would.

John A. Johnson Minnesota Saturday Evening Post Western Canada

Waiting for His Little Airship

Birds chase a robin as they head south. The robin says he waits for a daffy airship chappy to blow by so he can sneak a ride. The scene features playful dialogue amid a woodland departure.

Long Sleeper Miss Louisiana Pletta Naps Weeks

Miss Louisiana Pletta of Lowell Massachusetts can sleep for one to three weeks at a stretch and awake with the belief she has only slept one night. The item notes she feels no ill effects from the deep sleep.

Miss Louisiana Pletta Lowell Mass

Electricity Origins From Amber to Science

The piece notes that electricity derives from the Greek amber term and cites Theophrastus and Pliny for early observations of amber attracting light objects. It credits Dr. Gilbert of Colchester, physician to Queen Elizabeth I, as a likely founder of the science for repeating ancient observations and applying philosophical method.

Theophrastus Pliny Gilbert Colchester Queen Elizabeth

Supporting the Aristocracy and a Titled Son-in-Law

Senator Tillman cites a friend who attacked monarchies while noting a stock assessment of 10,009 dollars to aid the Dash railroad president in buying a titled son-in-law. The remark on international marriages reflects attitudes toward royalty and finance.

Tillman Dash Railroad

The Soldier Explains

A Fort McKinley soldier explains missing a check by writing he and companions, inebriated after an evening with long-standing associates, argued about the spontaneity of creation and neglected to note the march of time in his chronometers. The Manila Times quotes the formal excuse to his company commander.

Fort McKinley Manila Times

Australian Leaf Offered As Woman’s Remedy

An advertisement praises Mother Gray's Australian Leaf as a safe regulator for back pains urinary and bladder issues and other female ailments. It promotes 50 cent price and free sample by mail from The Mother Gray Co. Le Roy New York with druggists carrying the product.

Mother Grax Mother Gray Co le Roy N. Y

Bill Burns Moves From Hotel To Boarding House

Washington Star notes Bill Burns first stayed at a hotel in Washington then chose a boarding house after finding lower costs. Two weeks later Murphys of the Athletics claimed Burns lived at a boarding house, but Burns insisted he was boarding in a boarding house.

Bill Burns Washington Murphy Athletics Bill Washington Star

Hall’s Catarrh Cure Ad Offers Reward and Touts Trust

A historical advert promotes Hall’s Catarrh Cure with a one hundred dollar reward for incurable catarrh. F. J. Cheney & Co. of Toledo are endorsed by Walding Kinnan Marvin as reliable sellers. The cure is said to act on blood and mucous surfaces.

Hall F. J. Cheney & CO Toledo O. We F. J. Cheney Walding, Kinnan & Marvin

The Ruling Passion The Late Comer Comic Quip

A brief gag from Harper's Weekly features Maj Styme an ardent golfer reacting to a game score as seven up and two to play. The captioned text reflects a light satirical tone on sporting results.

Maj. Styme Harper’s Weekly

Hazing Forbidden at University of Nebraska

The Cleveland Plain Dealer notes that hazing is prohibited at the University of Nebraska and adds a quip about apple eating in the Garden of Eden as a wry aside.

University of Nebraska Garden of Eden Cleveland Plain Dealer

Hen Lays Eggs on Table in Beighton Village Home

A Beighton England resident reports a hen that lays eggs only on the kitchen table or in a bed. When the door is shut the bird paces until the door is opened so it can lay in its preferred spot.

Beighton Eng

Pettit's Eye Salve Ad from Howard Bros Buffalo

Quick as Wink. If your eyes ache with a smarting burning sensation use Pettit's Eye Salve. All druggists of Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.

Pettit Howard Bros Buffalo, N. Y

Woman’s worry before jewels her fear of theft

A reflective line notes that a woman often frets over potential theft of jewels she has yet to acquire. The remark emphasizes anxiety about loss before possession.

Bromo Quinine Laxative Ad Claims Quick Cure

An old advertisement extols Bromo Quinine laxative as a universal remedy. It touts a signature by E. W. Grow and promises cures “in one day” with worldwide use.

Goa E. W. Grow

Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days with PazO Ointment Promise

PazO Ointment guarantees cure for itching or bleeding piles in 6 to 14 days or money back. The ad claims relief for blind bleeding or protruding piles with a 60 cent price.

Open season for trouble hints in old ad copy

An archaic advertisement copy teases a product claim for foot discomfort relief with Allen's Yoot-Ease and a free trial offer. It features fragmented address lines and promotional rhetoric characteristic of vintage classifieds.

Allen Olmsted le Roy

Man with wheels mocks political machine line

A witty remark suggests that someone who prides himself on mobility views himself as a controlling force in politics. The quip implies skepticism toward reliance on individual influence over broader governance.

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