Quips and Quirks From a Long-Closed Era Punch Line
A collection of era notes lampoons on aviation, did,’s, and daily life. Jokes about mermaids, dogs and cats in New York, vacations, and a startling mix of odd facts highlight playful social commentary. It reflects early 20th century humor and public curiosities with sharp, concise quips.
Lorimer Inquiry Opens at Chicago
The 1909 Chicago inquiry names four Illinois Republican legislators alleged to have been influenced to back William Lorimer for U S senator. John M Peffers testified he believed bribery occurred though lacking proof. Witnesses described attempts to sway votes with offers of federal jobs and patronage.
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Hopkins
Illinois
Chicago
William Lorimer
United States
United States Investigating Committee
John M. Peffers
Albert J. Hopking
Peffers
Charles L. Fieldstock
Carl S. Burgett
Newman
Johnson Lawrence
John I. Hughes
Lorimer
Hughes
Representative Campbell
Campbell
Senator Landee
Groves
Douglas Pattison
Freeport
House
Senator Lorimer
Pattison
Henry Terrill
Grain Rate Increase Announced by Chicago and Eastern Illinois
The Chicago and Eastern Illinois railroad will cancel the seven cent rate on grain products from Chicago to St Louis and East St Louis starting November 1. The rate had applied to malted grain milled from Wisconsin Iowa Minnesota and the Dakotas and will be aligned with other rates at 7.44 cents on malt and 8 cents per hundred pounds on other grain products.
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Eastern
Chicago
Chicago Board of Strade
Chicago and Eastern Ilinois Railroad
St. Louis
Wisconsin
Iowa
Minnesota
North
South Dakota
Missouri Mob Lynches Two Negroes in Caruthersville
In Caruthersville Missouri a mob of 75 masked men battered down the city jail doors to seize two Black men, A B Richardson and Wen Woods. Richardson’s body was found riddled by bullets in the Mississippi River, with Woods believed lynched. The suspects had been jailed amid heightened tension after robberies and an assault on two white women.
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Caruthersville
A. B. Richardson
Wen Woods
Richardson
Mississippi River
Woods
Second man drowned in spring slough flood
Henry Peterson a farmer from Spring Slough near J.A. Crosse Wisconsin was overtaken by high floodwaters and drowned before reaching his home This marks the second flood related death in the area.
Woman killed in auto crash near East Liverpool
One woman died and four others were seriously injured on the Wellsville-East Liverpool road when the steering gear failed causing the car to overturn. Local authorities investigated the wreck and identified the vehicle and victims. Police appealed for witnesses to come forward.
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East Liverpool
Wellsville
Taft Auto Creeps Along Cliff Edge
President Taft led a mountain ascent by auto to Mount Rainier, with vehicles mired in mud near the summit. Rangers rescued stalled cars as the president and entourage continued to Ashford and on to Bellingham where Taft forecast the Panama Canal opening for July 1, 1913, calling it the era’s greatest project.
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Tacoma
Wash
Taft
Mount Rainier
Forest Rangers
Ashford
Bellingham
Panama Canal
Schlitz Brewery Head Dead in Germany
Milwaukee leader August Uihlein, head of Schlitz brewery, died of heart disease in Germany where he had gone to spend a year with his son Erwin daughter Paula and a niece. He was also a noted race horse owner with The Harvester among his string of horses. Uihlein recently marked his sixty ninth birthday in Switzerland.
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Germany
Milwaukee
Wis
August Uihlein
Schlitz
Erwin
Paula
Uihlein
Harvester
Mr. Uihlein
Switzerland
Rodgers Loses 50 000 Dollar Prize In Flight Stop
Aviator C P Rodgers lands in Swope Park Kansas City after crossing 1483 miles from New York and 84 mile hop from Marshall Missouri. He resumes the ocean to ocean flight but misses the Hearst prize as the time limit expired.
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Kansas City
P. Rodgers
Rodgers
Swope Park
Marshall
New York
Helke Loses Appeal in False-Weight Case Jail Sentence Given
New York sugar magnate Charles R. Helke failed in his appeal before the United States circuit court of appeals. He received eight months in jail for defrauding the government in the false-weight customs scandal and faces residence on Blackwell's Island unless the Supreme Court intervenes.
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New York
Charles R. Helke
American Sugar Refining Company
United States Circuit Court of Appeals
Circuit Court
Supreme Court
Heikéa
Blackwell's Island
Flood Hits Portage Wisconsin Wrecks Milwaukee Tracks
Reports from Portage Wisconsin say a severe flood washed out four and a half miles of Milwaukee railway tracks. Trains are now routed via the Northwestern line east of Camp Douglas as the Mississippi River continues to rise toward its expected peak.
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Milwaukee Road
la Crosse
Wis
Portage
Milwaukee Railway
Camp Douglas
TIDAL WAVE SWEEPS MEXICO ALONG SONORA COAST
A cloudburst, hurricane, and tidal wave devastate a 100 mile strip from Guaymas to Medina in Sonora. The disaster leaves hundreds dead and vast property damage likely costing millions. Rescue teams recovered 37 bodies at Guaymas and 10 at Ortiz.
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Mexico City
Mexico
Guaymas
Medina
Sonora
Ortiz
Ex Senator Quarles Dies in Milwaukee at 68
United States Circuit Judge and former senator Joseph Very Quarles died at his Milwaukee home after a year of poor health. An acute grip attack a year earlier and six weeks confinement preceded his passing. Quarles, aged sixty eight, shaped Wisconsin political history through numerous public offices.
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Quarles
Milwaukee
Wis
Joseph Very Quarles
Judge Quarles
Wisconsin
Peage Pact Made Berlin Declares End of War
Berlin says a peace accord between Italy and Turkey is nearly complete and hostilities will cease while negotiations begin. Derna and Tripoli reports note bombardments, casualties, and Italian landings with ships and hospital support. Italian forces solidify hold, and Turkish attacks are deemed unlikely.
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Berlin
Italy
Turkey
Tripoli
Tderna
Derna
Tripolis
Ireland attacks initiative ballot in democracy alarm
Archbishop Ireland denounces initiative referendum and recall as evils, calling them the madness of democracy. He spoke at the Army of the Tennessee banquet in Council Bluffs, urging that the clamor to alter the republic’s direct governance fade into quiet thought.
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Ireland
Council Bluffs
Army of the Tennessee
Republic
Allen Sued for 200000 in Leather Trust Action
Mrs. Helen Dwelle Jenkins sues Nathan Allen founder of the leather trust for more than 200000. Jenkins alleges a 1909 European tour and a fortune in jewels given by Allen. Allen recently pled guilty to smuggling indictments and was fined 12000. Government suit seeks full duties from the amugeggling case.
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Helen Dwelle Jenkins
Leather Man
New York
Nathan Allen
The
Leather Trust
Allen
Europe
Kough
United States
Wise
All Illinois Farmers Meet Boosts State Prosperity
The first all Illinois meeting of farmers bankers railway heads and commercial representatives opened in Springfield. The program aimed to unite the state’s commercial bodies and remove Chicago rivalry to foster cooperation for statewide prosperity.
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Springfield
Ywi
Therogram
Chicago
Lee Murder Trial Is Begun In Beonville
William Lee, age 22, stands trial for the killings of his mother, father, and brother in Beonville Indiana. He claims the motive was his parents' refusal to finance his courtship with Nina Taylor, 17, his sweetheart.
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Lee
Beonville
Ind
William Lee
Nina Taylor
Tuberculosis drive gains over fifteen thousand dollars in St Paul
St Paul Minu Women raise funds in their annual tag day event contributing more than $15,000 to the tuberculosis campaign. The effort underscores strong local support for health relief and disease prevention.
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St. Paul, Minu
St. Paul
James B McNamara to face jury in Times building case
Los Angeles awaits the opening of the James B McNamara murder trial as jurors are examined. Prosecutor Fredericks has nineteen indictments to select from and will begin with John J McNamara. Clarence Darrow leads the defense as issues of dynamite versus gas and labor conflict are underscored in questioning.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Jamesb. McNamara
Charles J. Haggerty
Times
Oen Venireman
John D. Fredericks
McNamara Brothers
John J. McNamara
Haggerty
Los Angeles Times
Clarence 8. Darrow
Chicago
Bordwell
McNamaras
Lecompte Davis
T. Nelson
Venireman
German Balloon Berlin II Wins International Race
Lieut Hans Gericke and J Otto Dunker piloted the German balloon Berlin II to victory in the international balloon race, covering 450 miles despite a forty hour gale that left the crew exhausted. The Buckeye finished second at 365 miles after a loss near La Crosse. Other balloons ranged from 240 to 460 miles in this wide field.
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Holcombe
Wis
Hans Gericke
J. Otto Dunker
Berlin
Candor
Mingo
Hmmettsburg
Mason City
Austin
Minn
Buckeye
Sparta
Topeka iII
Dunnell
Kansas City
Konnan
Pennsylvania
Buffalo Center
Removal of Wilson Urged in National Consumers League
New York based food committee of the National Consumers League adopted resolutions commending Dr Harvey W Wilsey and urging the removal from office of Secretary of Agriculture Wilson. They allege he used his position to force state and national food and dairy departments to back sodium benzoate in foods and allowed the food law to be set aside for glucose labeled as corn syrup.
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New York
Harvey W. Wilsey
Wilson
Food Committee
National Consumers’ League
Association of State
National Food and Dairy Departments
Gum as a bribe tied to Stephen campaign fund
Milwaukee witnesses testified part of a $107 798 campaign fund was spent on chewing gum for Wisconsin girls. Chellis Weyland said from $1 199 received he spent $5 35 on gum and gave it to young women saying it aided his argument to win them over.
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Milwaukee
Wis
Stephenson
Wisconsin
Chellis C. Weyland
Weyland
Heiress Robbed on a Liner in New York
St Louis heiress Misa Helen Wood reported jewel theft aboard the Hamburg America liner Amerika. Valued at about 4000 dollars, the pearls and diamonds vanished from her stateroom while the vessel sailed. The Amerika is also linked to a prior robbery of Mrs Maldwin Drummond. A separate item notes German real estate dealer Ernest Lienss escaping detectives at Roundup after arrest for Milwaukee swindles.
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St. Louis
Amerika
New York
Misa Helen Wood
Maldwin Drummond
Marshal Field, Jr
Seattle
Wash
Ernest Lienss
Milwaukee
Roundup
Mont
Ship wrecks drive crews to safety after gale at port
A fierce gale off the port disabled the schooners Xenophon and Adventure. The crews abandoned ship and were rescued, arriving at St. Pierre. Weather raged for several days, hindering efforts to weather the storm.
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St. Pierre
Xenophon
Adventure
All Eyes on Western Michigan Swigart Tract Offer
Great agricultural development is advancing in Michigan's Fruit Belt with diversified farming and fruit growing. The Swigart Tract in Mason Manistee and Lake Counties offers 40 acre land at $10 to $35 per acre with liberal terms and easy credit. Located near four railroads and steamship lines with markets in Ludington and Manistee, it promises low-cost land, healthy climate, and strong potential profits for farmers and fruit growers. George R. Swegar t promotes literature and maps by postal card and biweekly excursions from Chicago. Frost-related caution and a final note from Wm Matthews closes the piece.
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Michigan
U. S
U. S. Dept. of Agriculture
Peninsula
Lake Michigan
Atatistica
Mason, Mania,tea and
Lake Counties
Swigart Tract
Fruit Belt
Ludington
Manistee
Swigart
Iowa
Hainois
Chicago
Swigart Chicago
George R. Swegart
First National Bank Ridge
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Winsted
Conn
New Jersey
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Jersey
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Alimany
Doctor Sargent
Lorimer Inquiry
U. S. Senate Investigating Committee
Missouri
Taft Auto
Mount Rainier Park
Heike
Sugar
Africa
James B. M’namara
Aeronaute
Food League
Western Michigan
Wm. Matthews
Fletcher