Witty miscellany puns and ironies from Estherville
A rambling column mixes jokes and observations from the era, referencing Estherville and varied topics. It wittily critiques fashion, aviation, politics, mail service, and public figures while tossing out humorous quips about bears, mules, and universal foibles. The piece maintains a light, satirical tone with multiple named anecdotes.
English school boys demand cane abolition in clash episode
English school boys protested reforms including abolition of the cane. The cane was used in response, turning the incident into a closed yet painful moment in modern school history.
Manchu Dynasty Crumbles as Empress Flees Capital
A Peking dispatch reports Lung Yu the dowager empress fled with the young emperor. The Manchu regime edges toward collapse as edicts grant Chinese control and pensions end. Panic grips Peking Shanghai Hongkong Canton with fears of massacre. Prince Tsai Tao rumored to lead Manchus in vengeance. foreigners in Shansi warned.
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San Francisco
Peking
Lung Yu
Frenunciamentos
China
National Assembly
Shanghai
Hongkong
Canton
Tsai Tao
Pi Yu
Shansi
Taft Issues Thanksgiving Proclamation From Chicago
President Taft, visiting Chicago as the nation’s temporary capital, issued the Thanksgiving proclamation from the Blackstone Hotel. It marks Thanksgiving on the fifth Thursday of November, with the date set as November 20.
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Chicago
United States
White House
Taft
Blackstone Hotel
Hitchcock to Stay Postmaster General Not Marrying
Washington reports Frank H. Hitchcock denies reports he will resign as Postmaster General or marry. He emphasizes a winter program of exceptional postal measures and states he is not planning to chair the Republican National Committee or manage the next campaign.
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Washington
Frank H. Hitchcock
Hitchcock
Postal Service
Republican National Committee
Firetrap Owners in Net New York Firetrap owners to face manslaughter trial
Isaac Harris and Max Bilanck, proprietors of Triangle Waist, linked to the March 25 loft fire that killed 143 people, will face manslaughter in the first degree indictments. Judge O Sullivan overruled demurrers to seven indictments in the court of general sessions.
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New York
Isaac Harris
Max Bilanck
Triangle Waist Company
Uves
O'Sullivan
Gener Sassions
Jury awards damages over ad use of boy's image
A Kansas City district court awarded Orel Munden 450 damages after a jeweler used a photograph of the five year old in an advertisement. The case centers on the unauthorized use of the child’s likeness in local advertising and the resulting financial penalty.
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Kansas City
Mac
Orel Munden
Fool Joker Kills Friend in Hoboken Shooting
In Hoboken New Jersey Jeremiah Wilson used a revolver in a joking mood and pointed it at George Snyder's temple, pulling the trigger and killing him. The pair were close friends and Wilson claimed he did not know it was loaded.
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Hoboken
N. J
George Snyder
Jeremiah Wilson
Snyder
Government plans dissolution of American Tobacco under court decree
In New York the government files its answer to the plan for dissolving and reorganizing American Tobacco in line with a Supreme Court mandate. Defendants push for approval of splitting the trust into four independent companies while independent producers and dealers oppose the proposal as a sham that fails to break the control of current leaders. The attorney general’s reply supports dissolution with strict conditions to restore competition.
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New York
American Tobacco Company
United States Supreme Court
United States Circuit Court
Wickersham
Lewis Casa Ledyard
Supreme Court
American Tobacco
TREASON IN TRIPOLI ANARCHISTS ENLIST IN ITALY ARMY
Rome reports treason in Italy as Augusto Masetti wounded Lieut. Col. Stroppa and investigations reveal eight more treason incidents. Authorities fear hundreds of anarchists have joined the army spreading propaganda. A Naples division for Tripoli service will field 15,000 men.
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Rome
Italy
Augusto Masetti
Bologna
Giuseppe Stroppa
Naples
Tripoli
Expert Aviator Is Killed in California Glider Crash
Professor J. Montgomery of Santa Clara college, an early American aviator, died after his glider turned turtle and plunged forty feet in the foot hills north of Evergreen. He sustained a compound skull fracture and internal injuries, dying about ninety minutes later.
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Montgomery
Santa Clara
Cal
3. J. Montgomery
Santa Clara College
Evergreen
Rome to Create Seventeen Cardinals in November Consistory
Rome reports Pope Pius X will hold a consistory on November 27 in the Vatican to elevate seventeen new cardinals. Among them are John M. Farley, archbishop of New York, W H O Connell, archbishop of Boston, and Diomede Falconio, apostolic delegate in the United States. The November consistory marks the fifth by Pope Pius X, who has created seventeen cardinals in eight years, with two already deceased.
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Rome
Vatican
Pope Pius
John M. Farley
New York
W. H. O'Connell
Baston
Diomede Falconio
United States
Washington
Pius X
Leo XIII
Ping Xhug
Post Office Department Turned Profit After Years
Washington reports the Post Office Department operated at a profit in the year ended June 30 1911 for the first time since 1883. In 24 months the service swung from a deficit of 17479770 to a surplus of 219118, with audited revenues of 287879823 and expenditures of 237648926.
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Washington
Post Office Department
Postal Service
Department
Dekalb School Chief Luther A Hatch Dies in Ottawa Tent Colony
Dekalb superintendent of schools Luther A Hatch died at the Ottawa tent colony. He was a prominent figure in northern Winds education and had been away from the school system the past year due to illness.
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Dekalb
Luther A. Hatch
Ottawa
Tornado Hits Thelma Texas Town Causing Damage and Injuries
A tornado near Thelma Texas, about 18 miles southeast of San Antonio, virtually destroyed the town area. Two people were injured and extensive damage to structures and crepe facilities occurred. The event disrupted life as residents assessed the aftermath and repair needs.
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Tornado Hill
Texas
San Antonio
Tex
Thelma
Crepa
Meyer Praises US Navy Mobilization On Mayflower
Secretary Meyer declares the Atlantic fleet’s 30 day mobilization a demonstration of preparedness. He notes 24 battleships among 100 vessels spanning six and a half miles, praising self sustaining ships like New Hampshire Michigan Utah and Florida and ranking the United States as the world’s second naval power.
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New York
George von. L. Meyer
Hudson River
New Hampshire
Michigan
Utah
Florida
Delaware
North Dakota
Sterhaus
Wainwright
Atlantic Fleet
Meyer
United States
German Empire
Kiel
French Republic
Toulon
Solent
George V
Confession May Save Man From Electrocution
Detroit girl Mary Jones, threatened with death by Charles Jones, says Steve Scott murdered an Italian near Piqua. Scott, twice reprieved from a death sentence, could gain release due to her confession obtained by attorney C. W. Nicholson and Detroit police. Jones serves twenty years.
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Detroit
Steve Scott
Columbus
Ohio
Mary Jones
Charles Jones
Scott
Piqua
Jones
C. W. Nicholson
1912 Convention Set to Grow Delegates Count
The Republican national committee will issue a call in Washington on December 12 for the 1912 convention providing for 1,064 delegates, rising to 1,072 if Arizona and New Mexico achieve statehood before the meeting. This increase follows a congressionally mandated reapportionment that expands the House from 39 to 43 members.
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Republican National Committee
Washington
D. C
National Committee
Arizona
New Mexico
Chicago
Congress
House of Representatives
Thaw dynamite blast kills two men in Midway
Midway Minnesota. Chris Walin and his hired man Eric Bolin were killed instantly when thawing dynamite to blow stumps exploded. The men stood near the fire. Walin leaves a wife and two children.
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Midway
Minn
Chris Walin
Eric Bolin
Mr. Walin
Aggressive Armed Firefight In Algiers Leaves Two Officers Hurt
An armed Black man roamed Algiers injuring two police officers and several civilians before being fatally shot. Investigators secured the scene as residents conveyed shock over the violent episode in New Orleans.
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New Orleans
Algiers
Two Men Mistaken for Deer Fire Fatalities Near May's Landing
In early dawn gloom an unidentified hunter shot two Pleasantville merchants Constant Steelman and John Yost, killing them. William Jarvis was injured in the woods near May's Landing, New Jersey, as the incident occurred.
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May
Denial by Stephenson ends Senate inquiry
The Senate committee investigating bribery charges in Senator Isaac Stephenson’s election adjourned in Milwaukee to reconvene in Washington. Stephenson, the final witness, denied ties to Hines or Shields or any illegal payments. Edward Hines of Chicago denied conversations with Shields or Stephenson, offering to verify date records if provided.
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Milwaukee
United States Senate Committee
Isaac Stephenson
Washington
Stephenson
Hines
Shields
Edward Hines
Chicago
R. J. Shields
Darrow Rebuked by Court in McNamara Case
Judge Walter Bordwell rejected defense attempts to challenge jurors and refused privilege to challenge George W. Johnson. The court said only the prosecution could be prejudiced by juror retention in the McNamara murder trial of Charles J. Haggerty, victim of the Times explosion. Clarence Darrow argued for his client James B. McNamara.
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Los Angeles
Cal
Walter Bordwell
McNamara
George W. Johnson
Clarence
Darrow
James 8. McNamara
Charles J. Haggerty
Los Angeles Times
Captain Larsens Niagara motor boat feat ends with vow
Capt. Klaus Larsen of Detroit completed a six mile Niagara river trip from the cataract to Lewiston in 25 minutes in a motor boat without a scratch. He called it his last Niagara adventure and announced plans for a transatlantic voyage next year aboard the Niagara. His first Niagara trip occurred on September 18, 1910.
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Niagara Falls
N. Y
Klaus Larsen
Detroit
Lewiston
Larsen
Mrs Corey's Sister Sues Millionaire's Parents for Damages
Cleta Pearl Alisky, wife of Charles W. Alisky, asks Oregon courts for 150000 damages against her husband's parents Charles A. and Caroline Alisky for alienation of affections. She, sister of Maybelle Gilman Corey, cites a plot at the Poodle Dog in San Francisco amid other divorce cases.
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Seattle
Wash
Cleta Pearl Alisky
Charles W. Alisky
Oregon
Charles A
Caroline Alisky
Mra
Alisky
San Francisco
Maybelle Gilman Corey
Senators Start Back Home From Panama Canal Study
The U S senate committee sailed for New York aboard the steamship Ancon from Panama. Senator Wetmore remains a week longer on the isthmus due to recent illness. Senator Brandegee, committee chairman, said the Panama visit was satisfactory and would aid canal legislation.
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Panama
New York
United States Senate
Wetmore
Brandegee
White Slavers to Prison Two Guilty in NY
Mrs Lena Cohen was convicted of conspiracy to violate U S laws against shipping girls for immoral purposes and sentenced to five years in Auburn prison. Morris Cohen, convicted with her, received two years in Atlanta and a $5000 fine.
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New York
Lena Cohen
United States
Auburn
Morris Cohen
Atlanta
Two Dead in Launch Near Cape Dear Wireless Station
Bodies of two Glasgow men found in a washed ashore launch at Cape Dear wireless station after a pleasure trip from Glasgow. Death due to exposure. Also report from Schenectady where Mrs Pulkow’s home fire killed two of her three children as they slept.
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Charlottetown
Glasgow
N. S
Cape Dear
Schenectady
N. Y
Pulkow
Reputation, Wister, and a Chicago church secret in Philadelphia
A Philadelphia Acorn club discussion recalls William Rotch Wister as a cradle of feminism and criticizes male guardianship. A Ger Mantown tale is quoted with a wife outsmarting a husband who refuses to share a business meeting secret. The anecdote links gender, secrecy, and social reform in a vivid, period voice.
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William Rotch Wister
Acorn Club
Philadelphia
Wister
Germantown
George
Chicago
Living Image of Father Echoed in Baby’s Features
Dialogue notes a baby resembling his father with a humorous contrast in facial traits. Oldchumme humorously agrees, calling out the lack of expression, red nose, missing teeth, and a prematurely bald head as charming parallels in a casual, observational exchange.
Child Cured by Cuticura Soap and Ointment
Mrs Noble Tubman of Dodson Montana reports her six month old baby suffered six weeks with extensive sores itching and burning. After trying many remedies, Cuticura Soap and Ointment reduced symptoms quickly and cured the child in six weeks. Samples and a free 82 page book offered by Cuticura Dept 18 K Boston.
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Pimplea
Noble Tubman
Dodson
Mont
Risky Business in a Humorous Hair Trend
In a lighthearted exchange Mrs. Crawford complains about a false-hair fad ending soon. Mrs. Crabshaw chimes in, admitting she wears many wigs and fears accusing her husband after spotting a stray hair on his coat.
Hamline Wizard Oil Promotes Family Health
The advertisement touts Hamline Wizard Oil as the best family medicine for accidents or sudden illness and urges households to buy a bottle. It also promotes Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets as a 40 year old remedy that regulates and invigorates the stomach liver and bowels with sugar coated granules.
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Dr. Pierce
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