Patchwork of quotes and quips from a noisy year
A rambling column of satirical snippets touches on finance, flora, politics, crime, and daily life. It references Andrew Carnegie, Alfred Vanderbilt, governors, Boston markets, Minnesota and Maryland curiosities, Martian canals, a chicken swallowing a diamond, and a playful jab at marriage rings. The tone is wry and miscellany with no single news hook.
Chinese Emperor Abdicates Throne In Peaceful Compromise
Pu Yi the child emperor of the Manchu dynasty abdicates after three centuries on the throne. The republic pledges to respect the emperor, grant 4 million taels annually until currency reform, later 4 million Mexican dollars, and retain noble ranks and rights for ethnic groups. Sun Yat Sen not yet mentioned. legations to deal unofficially until cabinet forms.
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Pekin
China
Pu Yi
Yuan Shi Kai
Republcana
Sun Yat Sen
Fights Woman In Airship On Freezing Flight
Aviator George W Beatty struggles with Mrs. William A Dunlap high above Aln-Lands as engine freezes, forcing a perilous 1000 foot descent. After landing safely, Mrs Dunlap declares no treasure would tempt her to again ride in a tying machine.
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New York
George W Beatty
William A. Dunlap
Dunlap
Rockefeller Brothers Divided by Twelve Years of Silence
In Cleveland Frank Rockefeller testified before Judge Levin that he had not spoken to his brother John D Rockefeller for twelve years. He also urged the family name be pronounced Rockefeller with emphasis on the second syllable to differentiate from John D. Rockefeller. Frank faced a civil suit filed by his chauffeur Samuel Fried for 438 dollars.
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Frank
John O
Cleveland, O
Frank Rockefeller
John D
Levin
Rockefeller
Rank Rockefeller
Samuel Fried
Nordica Stricken With Acute Neuritis in Boston Hotel
Mme Lillun Nordica, famed soprano, is reported seriously ill in her Boston hotel with acute neuritis. Doctors will not admit her finding. The sudden attack forced soprano Gadski to substitute as Isolde in New York, despite a sprained ankle from a recent Metropolitan Opera performance.
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Boston
Mme
Lillun Nordica
Donna
Lea
Mme. Gadski
New York
Isolds
Opera
Metropolitan Opera House
Tariff Revision Bill Given to Public
Washington report states the Ways and Means Committee released the Democratic chemical and drug tariff bill. It lowers ad valorem duties about 21 percent but expects a revenue increase of 3.63 million dollars over the current fiscal year. The measure raises duties on perfumes soaps and other luxuries while cutting duties on drugs and commonly used materials. It moves many items from the free list to the tariff schedule and predicts a first year import increase of about 96.7 million dollars for chemicals, with total duties estimated at 16.1 million compared with 12.67 million under the 1911 Payne Act.
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Washington
House
Ways and Means Committee
Mr. Underwood
Paris
London
Plan World Wide Boycott Aimed at British Coal Dealers
London announces a worldwide coal boycott as a key part of the British miners strike program. American miners will be urged to join the effort to pressure British dealers.
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London
Twenty two Camorrists to be set free in Viterbo
In Viterbo Italy Judge Dianch ordered the release of twenty two Camorristi who had served five years the maximum sentence for association with criminals. The decision frees men previously jailed on charges tied to criminal association.
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Viterbo
Italy
Dianch
Stephenson Case Scheduled for March 20
Senator Heyburn, chairman of the subcommittee that probed fraud in the Wisconsin senator’s election, announced the Stephenson case will be taken up in the Senate on March 20. Senator Lea of Tennessee objected to the advance date before the minority report is filed, but Heyburn did not yield. Several supporters of the minority report are away from the city.
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Hayburn
Washington
Heyburn
Lea
Lister Dies in London Antiseptic Pioneer Passes
London reports the death of Joseph Lister a renowned surgeon and pioneer of antiseptic surgery. Born April 26 1827 at Upton Essex he served as professor at Glasgow Edinburgh and King's College London and became famed for his antiseptic treatment system.
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London
Joseph Lister
Haron Lister
DC. L. Ll. D
Seoo
Baron Lister
Glasgow
Edinburgh
King’s College, London
Upton
Essex
Lorimer Verdict in April Delayed Plea Filed
Washington report says the Lorimer investigating committee will begin its report on March 23 and Judge Hanecy, Lorimer’s chief counsel, has until March 1 to file a plea arguing the senate as judge cannot reopen its past ruling. The committee dropped contempt charges against Milton Blumenberg who apologized for the Sheridan shorthand notes matter.
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Senate
Hanecy
Washington
Lorimer
Milton W. Blumenberg
Record lawsuit in Montana unions case files 700 plaintiffs
In Butte Montana the filing of a suit by the Butte Mill and Smelter men’s union to stop revoking its charter sets a state record with seven hundred members named as plaintiffs. The action targets the Western Federation of Miners Charles H Moyer the federation’s president and the Butte Miners’ union.
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Montana
Butte
Mont
Butte Mill and Smeltermen's
Western Federation of Miners
Gulf
Charles H. Moyer
Butte Miners’ Upion
Boener Murder Trial Opens in Chicago
William J. Boener former organizer of Chicago Typographical union No. 16 stands trial before Judge Michael L. McKinley for the murder of Rush W. Denon a non union printer in Chicago proceedings detail the case and charges.
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Boener
Chicago
William J. Boener
Chicago Typographical Union No. 16
Michael L. McKinley
Rush W. Denon
Six-Year Presidential Term Proposed in Constitutional Resolution
Washington Senator introduces a resolution to amend the constitution fixing the president and vice president terms at six years and barring reelection. The proposal seeks to redefine term limits and eligibility for the nation’s top offices.
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Washington
Works
Dynamite Conspiracy Arrests Sweep Rayon Labor Leaders
The United States government arrests 41 of 54 indicted in the dynamite conspiracy case. Officials from the International Association of Bridge and Structural Iron Workers, including president Frank M. Ryan and VPs John T. Butler and Herbert S. Hockin, are among those seized in multiple cities. Each defendant posts a $10,000 bond for arraignment on March 12. Additional arrests hit locals in Chicago Detroit Milwaukee and other cities, with many named officers and agents charged in the nationwide crackdown.
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Indianapolis
Ind
United States
International Association of Bridge and Structural Iron Workers
Frank M. Ryan
John T. Butler
Buffalo
N. Y
Herbert 8. Hockin
Fred Sherman
Spurgeon P. Meadows
International Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners
Detroit
Mich
Frank J. Murphy
Chicago
Charles W. Wachmerstein
Milwauke
W. E. Reddin
Milwaukee
Herman G. Sieffert
Cincinnati
Edward Clark, Former Walking Delegate International Union; Ernest G. W. Basey
St. Louis
John Barry
International Union
Paul Morrin
New York
Frank C. Webb
International Association
Patrick F. Farrell
Daniel Brophy
Kansas City
W. J. McCain
Local Union
W. Bert Brown
Peoria
Edward Smythe
Peoria Local
Ray
Springfield
John Carroll
K. ©. Phillips
Rochester
C. E. Dowd
Philadelphia
Michael J. Canana
Scranton
M. J. Hannon
Iron Workers
Davenport
Daniel Buckley
Duluth
Minn
Fred Mooney
Boston
Michael J. Young
International Executive Board
Boston Local
Minneapolis
Charles N. Beam
Minnn
Building Trades’ Council
Immersion in icy Monongahela River at Mount Zion revival
In Brownsville Pennsylvania four degrees below zero temperatures did not deter believers at Mount Zion AME Church. During a revival they immersed seventy seven converts in the Monongahela River after a large ice cut opened a thirty by forty foot square.
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Brownsville
Mount Zion African Methodist Episcopal Church
Monongahela River
Dollar a Day Pension Bill Rejected by Senate Panel
Washington reports the Senate pensions committee rejected the Sherwood dollar a day bill and adopted Smoot’s $24 million annual substitute. Smoot and Sherwood proposals clash over cost with 12 to 2 and 10 to 4 votes after Kinyon of Iowa protests on the Senate floor. Smoot’s scale grants monthly pensions rising with age and service, up to 30 dollars for a veteran with three or more years after age 75.
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Washington
Senate Committee On Pensions
Smoot
Utah
Brown
Nebraska
Curtis
Kansas
Senate
Pension Bureau
Sherwood
Kenyon
Iowa
Taft Withdraws Swain Nomination Over 1904 Bribe Case
President Taft withdrew Cornelius P. Swain's nomination to be United States marshal for Delaware after hearings into a 1904 vote-buying scandal. Attorney General Wickersham recommended the action as witnesses testified Swain funded bribery with $3,000 from Du Pont Powder Works in Wilmington, used in Bridgeville to pay voters 10 dollars to whites and 5 dollars to Black citizens, with an extra $1,000 on election day.
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Washington
Cornelius P. Swain
United States
Delaware
Senate
Taft
Wickersham
Senate Judiciary Committee
Ewain
du Pont Powder Works
Wilmington
Bridgeville
Battleship Maine Afloat Again At Havana Dam
The wreck of the Maine, sunk February 16, 1898, is afloat within a cofferdam in Havana harbor. Water filled the old hull, now sealed by the dam walls and about fourteen feet below low tide. Visitors thronged the dam to watch refloating. none boarded the ship for safety. Major Ferguson oversees the work and awaits Washington orders to move the vessel.
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Havana
Maine
Spain
Ferguson
Washington
Wickersham on Federal Justice at New Rochelle Forum
Attorney General George W. Wickersham spoke at a People's forum on The Administration of Federal Justice. He outlined fundamental government principles and the justice department’s role in enforcing laws, noting that a speedy certain punishment would deter crime, and criticizing the technical federal procedure as freer from escape than many states.
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New Rochelle
George W. Wickersham
People’s Forum
Department of Justice
Train Conductor Gets Sixty Days For Killing Nine
Herbert Dh ble, conductor of an excursion train, pleaded guilty to manslaughter for the July 28 collision with a Bangor & Aroo stock train at Grindstone, killing nine. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail and fined $500. London reports Anglo-German pact progress as Asquith notes a German hint at a British minister visit. Viscount Haldane was sent to Berlin as a result.
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Bangor
Herbert
Dh Ble
Bangor & Aroostock
Grindstone
London
Asquith
House of Commons
Germany
Berlin
Viscount Haldane
Visit Family Under Bond in Washington Allows Rus'ala Women to Chicago
By a decision of Secretary Nagel of the department of commerce and labor, Mrs. Schule Lipschitz and her deaf and dumb daughter of Rus'ala will be allowed to visit their family in Chicago for six months under a $1,000 bond.
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Washington
Nagel
Department of Commerce and Labor
Schule Lipschitz
Rus’ Ala
Chicago
Fire destroys blocks and homes in Humble Texas
A large blaze in Humble Texas leveled four business blocks and several residences. The incident caused extensive damage to structures and prompted emergency response crews to work overnight. The report notes a high property loss with a loan value cited at around 160,000 dollars.
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Humble
Tex
Hue
Cost of Grain Growing in Central Canada
A careful canvass of farmers shows that even with high harvest costs due to bad weather and threshing, wheat can be produced and sold for under 66 cents a bushel. Freight adds about 18 cents, totaling 68 cents to farmers, yielding modest margins on low and high grade wheat. The report outlines a detailed cost table for an 820 acre operation, including interest, equipment, seed, and harvesting, projecting eight year economics and a net balance of 2,663 dollars per year.
Copy Boy's Page Fills Paper with One Sentence
Dan Anthony of Kansas once gave a boy a broken typewriter to learn reporting. The boy wrote the same line repeatedly, filling page after page, practicing with the sentence Who the invented school.
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Dan Anthony
Kansas
The
Leavenworth Times
Anthony
Washington Herald
Tarkington invites Bennett to walk at six
Booth Tarkington jokes about his simple life in Indianapolis dining with the English playwright Bennett. He proposes a ten mile six o'clock walk. Bennett replies he does not walk in his sleep.
Certainty and Congressmen Home Like the Sphinx
A witty Puck caption contrasts a question about the Sphinx’s meaning with American tourists and a remark that many congressmen return home in a similar puzzled fashion. The item captures the magazine's humor and political sting.
A Hint Braylete at 11 45 P M The Light Goes Out
A fragment notes a late night exchange about the lights going out and a warning to not let it repeat itself in a terse, atmospheric line. The dialogue hints at danger or tension in a moody setting.
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