Believer Pinchot Delights in Quizzical Political Tale
At his brother’s Park Avenue home in New York a political reporter seeks verification from Gifford Pinchot. Pinchot laughs at the narrative and, with a wry quip, echoes an old Italian peasant joke about loving birds too much to eat them, noting some would not.
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Gifford Pinchot
Park Avenue
New York
Cuticura Soap and Ointment Cure Acne Says Patient
G Baumel of Chicago reports three years of acne disfigurement and sleeplessness ending in days after using Cuticura Soap and Ointment. He followed the booklet directions and remained clear after a few weeks. Sample kit offered by Cuticura Dept L Boston.
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G. Baumel
20Th Place
Chicago
In the Clutches of a Loan Shark title length tweak
Night editor notes the phrase is slightly long for the headline. Suggest replacing clutches with grips or grasp to fit space while preserving meaning. Jana could convey the idea as effectively as clutches, preserving tone and impact.
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Thea
Jana
The Poultry and Farm Care Advice Chronicle
A period guide extols pure bred poultry and dairy focus, urging careful incubating, clean water, and proper feeding. It covers hens, pigs, cows, lambs, and sheep with tips on housing, ventilation, and seasonal work, emphasizing skim milk value, open range for turkeys, and farm efficiency.
Wise-The Choral Society name change proposal
Wise suggests dropping the first word to create the Choral Society. A listener says the concert last night was dull, putting them to sleep, reflecting mixed reception. The exchange notes a logo or branding tweak and a humorous reaction.
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The
Choral Society
Calumet Baking Powder Wins Grand Prize Abroad
The International Pure Food Show in Paris 1912 awards Calumet Baking Powder the Grand Prize and Gold Medal, following the Highest Award at Chicago’s Pure Food exposition. The honors confirm Calumet’s superior wholesomeness purity and uniformity.
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Paris
Calumet
Theorld
Chicago
Faint Hearts and Fair Ladies in a Static Ad Digest
A compilation of ad copy and quips includes a story line about a beautiful blonde marrying a rich older man for his health issues, followed by assorted product pitches. Paxton Antiseptic promotes dental cleanliness at 25 cents a box. Garfield Tea markets a natural medicine claim. Piles cure claim promises 6 to 14 days. A miscellaneous moral about happiness and neighbor envy closes the clump of odds and ends.
What He Wanted to Say
A London schoolroom scene shows a teacher testing students on the reign before Queen Victoria. Only one boy raises a hand, and when pressed, Johnny blurts out a humorous misinterpretation that mocks the others while praising the clever pupil.
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Ting
Queen Victoria
Httle
Johnny
Pleara
Jim Millskin
London Weekly Telegraph
Pianam
Colom Monro Brug Co
His Work An Electrician A Nighttime Success
A brief quip highlights an electrician's skill as a noctal success saying he is well posted on current topics reflecting a humorous take on trades and knowledge.
Marine Eye Remedy Ad From Chicago Era
An old advertisement promotes Marine Eye Remedy for red, weak, watery eyes and irritated eyelids. The copy notes it is not a parent medicine but aged in physician circles and sold by fragents at 2c and 1c per bottle with sterile tubes. Company listed as Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
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Marine Eye
Marine Ia
Fraojoe
Fraggiets
Marine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Chas. H. Fletcher
Albert W. Kahl
Buffalo
N. Y
Gustave A. Hisengraeber
St. Paul
Minn
J. Dennis
St. Louis
8. A. Buchanan
Philadelphia
J. HB. Simpson
R. H. Eskidgon
Omaha
New
L. R. Robinson
Kansas City
Edwin F. Pardee
New York City
N. B. Sizer
Brooklyn
Marie Tempest Nose Inspires Lenten Waldorf Tale
At a Waldorf Astoria Lenten musicale a young matron recounted a benmot about Marie Tempest. She claimed Tempest joked about her pug nose during tea, recalling Crestor seeking a nose and choosing the first that appeared.
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Marie Tempest
Waldorf-Astoria
Misa Tempest
Allen's Foot-Ease and Odd Newspaper Snippets
A fragmentary ad asks readers to use Allen's Foot-Ease powder for tired feet with a free trial address in Le Roy New York. The page also includes a garbled exchange about eggs at 65 cents a dozen, a stray line from the Boston Evening Transcript, and a quip about Garfield Tea and a slim woman with a narrow outlook.
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Allen
le Roy
N Y
Boston Evening Transcript
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